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hanzeuk: A still from the hot gay video “The Salesman”
jake2bb: When I bought my new big screen TV the salesman was extra attentive; seemed more than just a sale. When he told me that he would come over to install it I caught on…”anytime this afternoon”; I told him. My wife is visiting her sister and
carolinablack-owned-housewife: Baby, why don’t you go wait in the car while Momma talks to the salesman about this car. We need to negotiate price and I don’t want you worrying about the money. Momma will be along in a little while.
Firenze 2013
randydave69: funwithsuitsandties: drtysfguy: craigoryscott: theamateurhour: the door-to-door salesman comes knocking & you answer the door & invite him in and one thing leads to another and before you know it you’re on your knees sucking
aloetech:Oh, to be a 1930s neon salesman
men2love: A - List (860) ~ Traveling Salesman
thelavenderdaze: rainbowrites: sararye: stilllovingdisney: DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT HIS FAMILY CONSISTS OF ANOTHER GUY + THEIR CHILDREN DISNEY DID THE THING DISNEY DID THE THING!!!! OH MY GOD, I COMPLETELY MISSED THAT SCARY ADORABLE GAY SALESMAN,
cameoamalthea: jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles
sandyslovers: I answered the door to this door to door salesman and he asked if the lady of the house was home…sandy came to the door and he pulled his pants down and said he was selling fucking sessions for 贄 to treat white wives like dirty sluts.
captioned-vines: victorpopejr: Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!” Ghost: “I’m gonna get a Subaru!”
drackies-are-awesome:travelling-dildo-salesman:kwantsu:gentlemanbones:professional-shitposting:BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FUCKING OBLITERATED HOLY FUCK LMAO DECIMATED
atomic-chronoscaph: Lefty the Salesman - Sesame Street (1970)
fallontonight: While Jimmy was writing his Thank You Notes, he got a visit from a pretty persistent salesman… Jimmy wasn’t the only person that night to have a visitor come to the door!
amynion: Things I did not expect to find in a 16th century fencing manual: A pretzel salesman.
thechronicleofshe: captioned-vines: victorpopejr: Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!” Ghost: “I’m gonna get a
transmanrichardstrand: bruddabois: yellowjuice: eelpatrickharris: bdotlgdot: fall-and-shadows: pronounrespecter: swearwolvez: youre-a-fucking-human-being: ua86: hardboiledoldman: travelling-cat-salesman: pon-raul: psyducked: please raise
doggos-with-jobs: The best salesman of the year is here
projectblatherskite: i watched this short called “Donald’s Dream Voice” where donald is a door to door salesman but no one can understand his voice and everyone’s really mean about it so he buys these voice pills and it presents a terrible audio
wahbegan: im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster: travelling-cat-salesman: maxinima: depthgrips: citysaurus: this is the way i wanna go el crocodilo super gordito this is actually super fucked-up on all levels. it was fucking 100 years old The average
belly-babe: galaxytale: car salesman: *slaps my tummy* this bitch can fit so many chiken nunget Eyyyy
catsbeaversandducks: 10 Cats That Are Truly Happy With Their Careers“It’s never too late to be who you want to be. Unless you want to be a vacuum cleaner salesman. In that case please give up on your dreams.”(All photos via Reddit. Please click
cheatingandbreakupsluts: “Now that is a big cock!”Says your daughter to a salesman.
pixelated-nightmares: Zelda Mask Salesman and Jason, Freddy, Chucky, etc. by DougSQ
jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever
thisblogisfortherats: flanneldragon: whitedogblog: Neon salesman’s sample case, circa 1935 Imagine walkin around in a suit with this like a big ol business man and someone fucking mugs you and takes it and they open it up when theyre at the safehouse
endorathewitchwriter: greentealuver: justforsmiles: merry-dash-salesman: christmasu-rina: angua: Introverts (x) This helped me understand like all my friends This is 10000% accurate YES YES YES THIS IS SO TRUE YES They know me….
margot-of-night-vale: OOC: Instead of sleeping last night I drew the Happy Mask Salesman from Majoras Mask :U oops
nintendocafe: Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask - Happy Mask Salesman Artist Aldo Joseph Kcomt
retrogamingblog: The Happy Mask Salesman has expanded his collection
konigstigerr: foreskin-salesman: deploytheloliguns: rifleweeb: smol-irish-fightwife: skyofscreens: topographicocean: albierio: steven-universe-official: Overwatch AU where everything’s exactly the same except all the characters greentext their
space-trash: projectblatherskite: i watched this short called “Donald’s Dream Voice” where donald is a door to door salesman but no one can understand his voice and everyone’s really mean about it so he buys these voice pills and it presents
dechunk:canthaveshitingotham:imagine being the guy who discovered microorganisms trying to explain to people that you promise there are millions of little secret guys on everythingImagine: you’re a Dutch cloth salesman named Antonie van Leeuwenhoek,
hanzeuk-blog:A still from the hot gay video “The Salesman”
realstr8guys: str8 gnu salesman
slimetony: slimetony:car salesman: *slaps the roof of my balls* ouch its called empathy
thoughts-of-an-x-factor: trilllizard666: batter-sempai: bunjywunjy: *salesman voice* it’s a good, reliable car, but it curls into a ball when startled so watch out You swing the door open without looking and get the lower half of your body impaled
tredlocity: It’s got a safety, so it’s cool. (Sleazy Salesman Scrobulous Dank created by @spitblaze)
were-ralph:were-ralph:The Joker (Used Car salesman): Wanna know how i got these cars? The Joker (Beatboxer/rapper): Wanna know how i got these bars?
strider-inquire: TG: no one appreciated my bullshit antics ((shit. lets be santa!))((hand stuck in an aj bottle!))((smuppet salesman!))
travellertalks:travellertalks:If Christian Grey wasn’t a rich pretty boy, and was say a fat, middle aged, used car salesman; 50 Shades of Grey would be made into a Lifetime Original Movie, with Mr. Grey ending up in jail. Seriously, this book raises
foreskin-salesman: electric-flux: logic-for-all: vm5: logic-for-all: vm5: catsteaks: vm5: me: hi anti-sjw: grasping for straws i see The fact that you can make a post like this sounds like you grasp at straws a lot grasping for straws i see
galaxytale: car salesman: *slaps my tummy* this bitch can fit so many chiken nunget
cheatingandbreakupsluts: A door to door salesman rang your doorbell today, hoping to sell a few vaccum cleaners. Your daughter gave him much more than that.
raichuhoodies: awesomephilia: When the salesman told him “This car will be great for picking up girls” he wasn’t kidding! (via) LITERALLY ME STEALING YOUR GIRL
hotcunts: The car salesman said if i dumped a load into him he would knock Ūk off the car… I told him id give him 2 loads for Ŭk…. he agreed and fucking begged for more
They made me stand there like I was the vacuum salesman.
engletron: happy mask salesman origami! I have been wanting to play Majora’s Mask lately
travelling-lewd-salesman: Otona no Dagashi 3
shhhaftermidnight: contextforsex: Good night. Can’t we stay up just a little longer? Looks like a perfect way to spend the morning…. So the “salesman” is on his way….💋
skhole2use: I told the fag salesman that my cock was too big for the pants I was trying on but I don’t think he believed me…
I want to be a shoe salesman
str8guyssexting: *****22 yo salesman from canada, i gotta keep asking him for more pics lol
backbone1143: darats-have-won: Your wife loves greeting the Comcast salesman. Mother knew I was being bullied in school but always bringing comfort and relief. Very often she would suck me off and drink my seemen, she just loved the taste. Then we
shoppingbabes5: The tribulations of a shoe store salesman …
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