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if a guy said this to me i’d cry if a girl said this to me i’d cry if anyone said this to me i’d cry I cry because nobody says this to me i cry because i send this to myself i laugh because you are funny
kinkylulu: believe-in-can-city: ddavestriderr: darlingstrider: eeuonym: if a guy said this to me i’d cry if a girl said this to me i’d cry if anyone said this to me i’d cry I cry because nobody says this to me i cry because i send this
iwearadeathfrisbeenow: jaclcfrost: “watch this” they said “it’ll be fun” they said “i’m going to watch it” i said “this was not fun“ i said “i’m emotionally ruined” i said “hey watch this”
“watch this” they said “it’ll be fun” they said “i’m going to watch it” i said “this was not fun“ i said “i’m emotionally ruined” i said “hey watch this” i later said
senpai76: so the lead writer for Overwatch confirmed Hanzo “just has delicate ankles” but went on to say he “is gonna regret saying that because that actually would have been an interesting story point” lmao he basically just said sometimes the
ter0rr:carazelaya:carazelaya:NOTHING MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN SOCIALIZED MALE DOMINANCE IN CONVERSATIONS SO LADIES PLEASE LEARN THESE THREE PHRASES AND NEVER BE AFRAID TO USE THEM“Stop interrupting me.”“I just said that.”“DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE
katlamcglynn: Here’s literally every time Bob has said “Oh my God” on Bob’s Burgers.
aristen: ryannxp: jaybeeaye: the new… rebecca black? “elbow elbow wrist wrist snap snap kiss kiss. don’t make me snap my fingers.” lololol I WANNA BUY SOME CANDY BUT MY MAMA SAID SAVE LMAO “Don’t make me snap my fingers in Z formation,hip
candiikismet: “B- T - A - O - Z - Q - K” I said confidently as I lowered my right hand from my eye. Perfect. Perfect. I had read the eye chart magnificently and now I prepared for my prize. In fourth grade, all of Mrs. Simmons students were lined
lagonegirl: At the top of the driveway, the cheering inside the house was already audible. “They already screaming,” Devonta Freeman said, walking towards the Atlanta home, his hands filled with gifts. The Atlanta Falcons running back opened the door
imabrickshithouse: fatandbougie: it’s them tight ass jeans I said the same thing. He still would have looked a fool but at least he’d be a fool in good cosplay Agreed. Not to take nothing away from Tip, but Pac also had a flatter midsection. That
hi-imkingdavid: Life comes at you fast He said that shit in January and she bout to give birth? Niggas wild. Blessings tho
fuku-shuu: Through that suffocating haze, the Wings of Freedom still glimmered with final vestiges of hope, for they were no longer embroidered between layers of green but rather inked permanently upon your damaged back.“Stand up,” you said. “Stand
amayaokami: My heart totally fluttered when she said his name. (◡‿◡ ) Ignoring context it totally looked like they were going to hug for a split second when Levi raised his arms and she leaned in closer to him…
princcss: the-misadventures-of-lele: psychogemini: deathtasteslikechicken: abs-gabs: SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR
windmillpal: Dogsong (Music Box) - original song by toby fox (Undertale OST)credit to Dinos24SP for the music sheet my heart hurt when the dialog box said the lesser dog was whining because it couldn’t see me
bryankonietzko: Remember way back at the end of 2015 when I said I drew a thing for a thing? Well, that thing is finally *almost* done. The fine folks at Mondo approached us back then about doing a Korrasami statue, and sent over a 2D concept by Eric
azncelly: erifeftier: eridans-cape: davejadetier: hamsterangst: danisnottouchingbutts: actually mini-brownies came to my mind but ok i thought of sollux captor is that weird i thought of davejade oops i thought of no one until it said ‘someone
oliviasatelier: the-tardis-gets-wifi: fursasaida: the-cinnamon-peelers-wife: mochente: Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke. Fuck. Yes. So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal. i said i love you a few times
amazighprincex:the “woman is telling male romantic interest that she is upset about something and said male romantic interest shuts her up by kissing her without her permission and she struggles briefly but then melts into the kiss and she’s done
mattandjones: starlet-seraph: - said every person who doesnt have acne ever FORREAL
tomorrow’s plan: get up early and go to the gym. stay for 1.5 hrs tops. race back home, make my breakfast go to class with said breakfast. continue to go to class until 4:15 make some food, get ready for work go to work pass out do it again
#9 - We never have time for rope play, which makes me a little sad. I could take some very lovely photos for you in nothing but rope. That being said, I really enjoy how you use your hands to restrain me. It feels more intimate than rope.
strapongirl: Her turn will come #9 I know she said she was a lesbian, but she always took her brother’s cock before she went out with her girlfriend. Someone is confused here.
vivalachong: loving-lucy: Happy Wedding Anniversary, Lucy & Desi | m. November 30, 1940 Lucy and Desi spoke once more in the final days before his death on December 2, 1986. As Lucie remembers, “I got on the phone with my mother and said, ‘He’s
all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
oh-mother-of-darkness:Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar
Just a friendly little reminder that the first thing any of the family members said to me immediately after a big contest was “I saw you mess up.”
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: when god decided to create skateboarding, he said ‘let there be jay adams’ -stacy peralta
and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
walkingentityofsnark: iwearadeathfrisbeenow: jaclcfrost: “watch this” they said “it’ll be fun” they said “i’m going to watch it” i said “this was not fun“ i said “i’m emotionally ruined” i said “hey watch this” i later
masturgr8:My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
cummbunny: fun round of Things Closed Caption Thought I Said But I Didn’t
Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers “Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tim Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?”
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northcarolina-class: believe-in-can-city: ddavestriderr: darlingstrider: eeuonym: if a guy said this to me i’d cry if a girl said this to me i’d cry if anyone said this to me i’d cry I cry because nobody says this to me if anyone said this
wish-it-was-mine:instructor144:i-like-to-think-that-im-cool:sandersstudies:loading3percent:sandersstudies:hoonkus:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally
renniequeer:renniequeer: My teenager has more hours of homework per night than I got in my entire university career, and it doesn’t teach them a goddamn thing besides how to hate themself for not being able to do it all.If my wife isn’t expected
valperch: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
“Stone of the holy,” she said quietly, with a methodical lilt that hinted at rehearsal, “Of wisdom, faith, and divine favor. Bestowed upon the lucky as a talisman of protection and good fortune. My father gave my mother a sapphire ring when they
this doodle is old but gold ( spacedpearl)
ok well someone said faberry so why the hell not tribute to lion!quinn
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ithelpstodream: “I felt betrayed because something unnecessary was done to my body that I didn’t ask for,” Angela said. “It was a harmful decision made without my consent. That’s not what you should get when you are in the hospital to have a
