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pearlsnose: Me: -DRAWS SOMETHING OTHER THAN PEARLMETHYST FOR ONCE-ME: what the shit howThis is a gift for my wife… this ship’s aesthetic is -thumbs up-
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Does pearlmethyst bomb start on February 12? Today…?
She likes to send out live updates while watching Steven sleep, it’s an experience
ARCHERS HATE HER! Local woman is Giant
Pearl is guaranteed to fall for these things 200% of the time
Who knew that three eyes could produce so many more tears than two
And that’s the story of how the Beach City Shooting Range had to be rebuilt
Everybody knows that a confession is INFALLIBLE if it’s written on a pizza box
Always stay organized
Well, it was worth a shot
PSA: Don’t say clod. The only “C” word you need is “Cartoon Network”
Oh come on, Pearl. You don’t even drink tea
Oh my gosh, they’d all be living in a cave if it wasn’t for Pearl
“You should have seen it! It was the most graceful, elegant convulsion those humans had ever witnessed!”
‘i mean, maybe. it could have been someone else pretending to be a whale. i dont know”
It’s a win-win-win-win situation (Steven wins twice because he gets two scoops)
Catching the monster took ten minutes. Getting to 1961 took ten hours
SAY THAT TO HER MINI FACE, PUNK
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Submission by Tanzanite Anon(Hi, Tanzanite Anon! I hope you don’t mind that I formatted your submissions into one post! They tell such a compelling story together)
“hey siri can you give me directions from MY FIST TO YOUR FACE”
They criticize him for staying up late, but when he goes to bed early stuff like this happens
You should have seen how unsightly it was, it was an emergency
No one could figure out whose family she was from, but she sure did kill it on the dance floor
Garnet just gets straight to the point(Submitted by blacklightninz)
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Plot twist
What’s a ten year grudge to an ancient rock?
“Also, she has no heart. She stopped shapeshifting one in order to have more space for her stomach. So stop taking her advice.”
…The red one?
Jeez, can’t a girl shapeshift into a boulder and lie on the beach all day for personal reasons without being harassed and furiously documented?
AMETHYST YES
Poor Amethyst, life just isn’t fair
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They don’t serve cakes in Beach City that are as good as the ones in Dallas. Not to mention Mayor Dewey doesn’t allow free things.(Submitted by rice-is-nice-243)
Pearl is WAY to serious about Steven’s bedtime.(Submitted by cats-in-mascara)
One does not simply pass up an opportunity such as this
“cmon pearl, you know the old saying: too much of a good thing is, like, a really good thing”
It was very realistic
Amethyst has about tens seconds to get her head out of the freezer before Pearl drops a physics textbook onto her foot
Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight Prince Andrei Nikolayevich Bolkonsky. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon.
“Any situation in which a man is underestimating your abilities is an instant justification for fusion. Doubly so if an opportunity to dunk is present. Understand?”
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I COULD NOT RESIST DOING THIS. I’M SORRY.(Submitted by anonymous)
No, nope. No more. Tune in tomorrow for not this
Sorry about the video moving sideways at the end - I never had a problem with it when I made it on Flipnote.
pearlmethyst-boops: This is a kid that I met when I was teaching Vacation Bible School at my church last week. I ran into him when I was going into our activity center and took notice of the gem he had placed on his forehead that he’d gotten because
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gracekraft:a request for pearlmethyst from @eat-the-ventrue on here and a handful of other requests from twitter and instagram Always love drawing these two <3333
pearlmethyst-boops:Cosplayer: Sapphire Kitsune Cosplay (Me) Photographer: C. Wolfe Imaging
flavoir: some pearlmethyst doodles from my sketchbook
pearlmethyst-rupphire-garbage: Have I mentioned how much I LOVE my wife Garnet from the side?
pearlmethyst-rupphire-garbage: ADORABLE! It’s a few months old but here’s my little sister re-enacting the scene where we learned Garnet is a fusion
