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“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?” Submitted by turtleplz.
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”
“Will you be my division?”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
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“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
Happy Father’s Day, bbcsherlockpickuplines style! ;)
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades of silver?”
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime scenes, if you deduce my meaning.”
Submitted by michele-is-badwolflocked: This isn’t a submission, I just had my mind blown. One of y'all’s pickup lines was about seeing the iceman cometh for Mycroft and that was a movie Rupert was in and I just realized it. OH MY GOD. Totall
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love to deal with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“I want to Lestraddle you.”
