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Some days I wake up more sentimental and emotional than others. These days are rare, with is no rhyme or reason to their arrival, but I cannot help myself. The dark sarcasm I would usually delight in seems too harsh, “too soon,” not funny.

stopnodontstop: icocksucker: Indeed “There’s a reason gag rhymes with fag! Now go down to the nuts and STAY THERE! Don’t you dare fuckin’ come up for air! If ya gotta puke, PUKE… but come up for air and you’re a DEAD FAGGOT!”(Spoiler

(set 2.5 of 3 BONUS ROUND! GIFS!)Please know that I’m not a fan of cock-shots. So my last upload I had to do while my lesbian friend was right besides me, and for some reason I felt that was a bit odd. As a result, I don’t feel I uploaded

A little more for MILF Monday. Snapped these before our Halloween photo shoot. No rhyme or reason, she just looked cute. Not quite granny panties, but close. :)

someones has to take the blame for this.

@kaejer Same here actually. There’s pretty much no rhyme or reason to the things staff flags as inappropriate and what they let slide.

The Ghostface Killah Rises Again (via @nprmusic) Ghostface Killah is a compulsive storyteller. His fiction is painterly, and he delivers it in a headlong rush. On “,” from the 1997 album Wu-Tang Forever, he rhymed, “He pointed to the

flostress: Mark was always the Master of the Grill in every family gathering. He would line up the boys and choose one of them to be in the menu for that day. There was no rhyme or reason for his choice, he liked to keep the boys guessing. Sometimes

dark-pockets: *distressed laughter* I wanted to make something fun and stupid before I delve deep into hell-month. There’s really no rhyme or reason. I doodled a kuribohyugi and I was like “omg this is so cute” and couldn’t stop myself as more

seductively-twerking: heros-of-the-bluebox: sluttyoliveoil: cough rough though through why dont these words rhyme but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do Fucking English

hasuyawwn: I don't know how else to describe it...but he completes me. He is my rhyme and my reason.

heros-of-the-bluebox: sluttyoliveoil: cough rough though through why dont these words rhyme but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

knxbodi: rabioheab: [WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop* [PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga

buttcramps: why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

paracosmicmisanthropy: floacist: caraknightley: shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason and shout out to the 90’s babies who desperately want to be 90s kids shoutout to 90s babies who are actually early 2000s kids

geekishchic: sleepingwiththekings: So I was travelling and I had a backpack with me which had a notebook, my purse, a bottle of coke and like 2 maxi pads for vagina reasons After travelling for a few hours I reached into my bag to grab my purse and

seethroughfadedsuperjaded: violenthippie-1991: I think music is the greatest art form that exists, and I think people listen to music for different reasons, and it serves different purposes. Some of it is background music, and some of it is things that

uglyfun: I love this scene. There’s something about it that is deeply appealing to me for a reason I’m unsure of. There are specific things I like about it that I can name. The gags are clever and lighthearted. It reminds me of that weird makeover

catman-macca: “My transvestite period. The only reason I wear a dress is because it’s comfortable and I look pretty.” - Kurt Cobain

aconnormanning: prokopetz: anarchydiver: The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey. PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES A related fun

arcanedreamscapes: There’s a reason I’m obsessed with this band, and @thebrentsmith is one of them! Not only an incredible vocalist but a superb songwriter and a personal hero of mine! #shinedown @shinedownsnation #shinedown5 #brentsmith #singers

istillloveparamore: yelyahwilliams: istillloveparamore: What do you get when you put Taylor York And Jeremy Davis together? You get Justin Timberlake You will never un-see it now that I posted this muahahahhaha It’s probably the only reason

orocarni-mountains: particlecollisions: particlecollisions: Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom Image 1: FarbgelImage 2: StoppaRed I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking

ununhexium: The foo fighters are a group of people who will take any situation and use it as a reason to wear dresses

seetobe: surfandwrite: thesoftghetto: niggawithablog: locc-2dabrain: krxs10: why THE FUCK is no one talking about this why isnt this on the news we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit. And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!

buffbon: This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

kill-joyradiocat: I like Shaun Morgan for many reasons • he is not a “rock n’ roll” band asshole • he is very kind to women • he is not skinny or all jacked • he has a nice voice • and he is really cool

lacigreen: squidsqueen: What makes me so happy about this is that she isn’t telling you you must love your body or that you are obligated to. She saying you have permission to. And that’s important, because there are a lot of reasons why people

gorgonetta: [Women in late middle-age with rainbow hair and a fantastic suit, respectively] Today’s Reason I Love the Internet: Advanced Style “I am tired of the cult of youth. The cultural rejection of old age, the stigmatization of wrinkles, grey

sixpenceee: Tent Graveyards are usually located in the Highland Rim and western Cumberland Plateau area of Tennessee. Reasons for their construction are often given as protection from animals such as cattle walking on the graves or to protect the grave

too-fast-for-mars: welcometozeppland: wolfmansgotnards: Stephen Gammell is one of the biggest reasons I do what I do. This art has never ceased to haunt and amaze me. Remember this!!!! too-fast-for-mars welcometozeppland Oh my gosh! I still have

sir-sherlock-of-the-tardis: spacelessity: 2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible. 1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.” 2)

croptop2014: j5h: imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason imagine praying to God and going to church

Stop shaming children for skipping school due to health problems and psychological reasons 2k15

the-vedder-effect: “I wouldn’t want any song to be overplayed. But see if they played ‘Blood’ over and over I wouldn’t mind that as much for some reason."

therapydinosaur:perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening

getmesomefreshpots-blog: there is a reason that this man is my idol. this is at the end of best of you from foos wembley 08’ show. just fucking look at him. you can see him choking up, he’s so fucking happy and overwhelmed. his band playing a sold

dangerous-muse:lightspeedsound: the only reason this did not end in a horrifying accident is because it is Jimmy Fallon and Emma Watson. This is so cute.

liberalhell:(me reading a post about my astrological sign that doesn’t match me at all) haha wrong again. a triumphant day for Logic and Reason

poryqon: Don’t go to college to just get a degree. Don’t go to college if you don’t want to go. Don’t go just to go. Don’t go and spend thousands of dollars to drop out because school isn’t for you. Go for a reason not because society pressures

brassy: I had a friend in 6th grade and I for some reason thought his name was Edgar and he never corrected me and after a year of calling him Edgar I was over his house and his mom was like “why do you call him that his names Kyle”

eddie-vedder-is-god: superunknwn: hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:pr0fessah:unpopular opinion i hate these cookies Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because

ughgoawaymom: lightspeedsound: the only reason this did not end in a horrifying accident is because it is Jimmy Fallon and Emma Watson. Ok but how adorable is this

tralasciare:miucciapet:honestly i think the only reason being a hoe is considered a bad thing is that it implies that men are replaceable to you and it hurts their feelings so they put you down for itThe accuracy

shejla24: children in middle eastern countries are being killed in front of their parents eyes, black children get shot for no real reason and we still have white people on tumblr talking about how white children are ‘oppressed’ because their school

derangedraccoon: realraccoon: reasons i can relate to a raccoon:dark circles around eyes small & chubby lives in the trash and eats garbage cute but will fight you stays up all night washes hands a lot communicates solely through weird noises and

Stop shaming children for skipping school due to health problems and psychological reasons 2k15

thecutestofthecute: camodadcomic: privacy PSA And for safety reasons as well.

trcunning:earthdad: ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

officialunitedstates: basicallybeesus:officialunitedstates:FACT OF THE DAY: the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it. that’s the only reason.what if you

thatdudeemu: ariannuke: thatdudeemu: A black teenager could have a 200 IQ and find the cure for cancer and white people will still say affirmative action is the reason why they got into college A white kid could have a 200 IQ and discover the cure

twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The

brattybrows: please be aware that sexual activity can be used as a form of self harm. be safe and self loving and make sure you are doing things for the right reasons because it is a very dangerous and scary habit to fall into

dragondicks: I went to smell my bra this morning to see if it was gross and for some reason the instructions got fucked up on the way from my brain and I ended up putting it to my ear and just listening to it for a second. Idk how my brain thought that

oddly-romantic: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go

alrightinthebayou: so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several

catchaglimpseofalleble: heros-of-the-bluebox: sluttyoliveoil: cough rough though through why dont these words rhyme but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do I read this as reason pony and bologna…I still have no idea why…

josephtran: Rhyme and Reason.

morning-portrait: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2013 Upsetting to know Where the wildflowers grow Haven’t seen color in seasons But harken to then They were all destroyed when We ignored all rhymes and reasons

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