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I remembered something good at work today.Really, it was mostly positive–mostly a good time! I had a lot of words to write about the negative parts, it’s true.One thing I *love* about my retail job is that I get to wear my actual personality.
NOT closing the store is the best feelingLike I left and so many poor souls are still there with hours left to go and I am NOT one of them………mwahahahaHaHaHAHAHA
OK Tumblr, what do I doMy retail job gives me fits a lot and I have one coworker who frequently upsets me but I like it a lot. I am not super good at it but I like it for various reasons.I quit my day job recently because I always wanted to and when
Yeah I mean one thing I wouldn’t mind changing up about the retail life sometimes is how it’s expected that you’ll (usually) get your 2 days off every week but they’ll never be in a row. Either it’s a fortunate scheduling
I have to eat my words tomorrow morning… We were short-handed this morning because one of our coworkers only checked his schedule at the beginning of the week and it changed. It happens. I told the one other coworker on the floor that I know
Complaints about working retail below
I met some ruuuuuuude people at work today. (Luckily I made myself some hot tea when I got home.) There were some return customers who on Tuesday had an item on the counter, at my register, about to ring it up and yet didn’t actually buy anything,
My birthday is coming up. The rewards program bot from my retail employer knows this, and has sent me a special email birthday message with special birthday savings!……:DDDDD aaalllll I ever conduct searches for or browse on the store’s
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pettyrevenge: I was shopping at Wally World once and saw a lady put a package of frozen chicken on a shelf. Big package of frozen nuggets, freezer section two aisles over, and she just pulled it out and stuck it on the shelf with the chips. Being the
alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
I just found out that if I had bought my new phone at a different retailer I could have gotten it in pink. I am hella disappointed in myself :( Should have done more research for something so expensive Why didn’t I tho? Because researching is
Things that if I legally could murder I would
thedrunkenminstrel: As I’ve just given my two weeks notice to my current job, I want to talk about the idea of ‘unskilled labor’. Unskilled labor is generally used to refer to jobs such as retail or waiting tables or any service industry job.
Not looking forward to working tonight. Last year I made commission, so I did look forward to it then. I am in a supervisor role that does not make commission now, so I am more understanding now why every retail worker always dreads Black Thursday/Friday
I….I forgot that my laptop was dying and just lost my text post…..……..~tl;dr version~mog is working a lot because retail and Christmasthere’s a guy at work who is flirting with mog, mog is pretty sure he has a crush on her,
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pietriarchy: corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to
what the actual fuck. I checked my (PT retail) schedule online Sunday and wasn’t scheduled. Manager calls me just now to say I was supposed to be here at six. It can’t be me that keeps messing this up! Their system is fucked!Edit:
st1ngerm4n: laughterkey: jpssampson: thatnanda: thatnanda: Our grocery store has giant robots now. As you can see, they put giant googley eyes on them to make them more endearing and less menacing. Except they’re on the side of the robot’s “head,”
alligatestheclotpole: yall ever worked in retail
y2kaestheticinstitute: Various retail shops by AZB, a Japanese architecture firm headed by Etto Francisco Ohashi & Takamaro Kouji Ohashi (1999-2000)“Austere, cool and futuristic, α-compiler looks like a spaceship that’s just landed on the pages
poshmark: Get your sneaker game on with new Converse! Save up to 70% OFF retail when you install free app today.
cats-tats-recovery: Let’s all take a moment of silence for anyone who has to work retail the next couple of months.. And please remember that as busy as the holiday seasons are, and you might be in a hurry, your cashier/other employees are working
theladyinquisitors: fun tip for the holidays: respect retail workers
unskinny: To anyone shopping on Thanksgiving and Black Friday, Don’t get pissy with retail workers. I don’t care how long you waited in line, I don’t care if they won’t accept your coupons, I don’t care that they were out of that thing
drspikeysinger: blasphemous-lies-and-deceit: krem-de-le-creme: thesmilingfish: gritsinmisery: 1980sbusinesswoman: punlich: One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re
fun games to play at any retail store:
theverysarcasticscientist: phantomoftheoperatingtable: 2460waan: potologie: *feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under
lacqueluster: mynuet: refinery29: Watch this life-affirming ad a MAJOR retailer just released for women of all sizes Gifs: YouTube Holy crap, this isn’t even Lane Bryant or another specifically plus size store, this is frickin’ JCPenney!…Dude,
onlyblackgirl: Shout out to all retail workers that will have to listen to the same 6 Christmas songs all day for the next 2 Months.
wallywestisbae: as black friday and the holidays slowly creep up on us please please please remember to be kind to cashiers and retail workers they want to be home and out of the store just as quickly as you want to be
After A Year, Seattle’s New Minimum Wage Hasn’t Raised Retail Prices
blackaida: drakeshairline: tequilaandtiramisu: A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season. this cartoon works at target clearly 🤣🤣the last one had me weak
inkfinale: trashfirefallon:so i got that suit for mortician stuff but I need to hem like 5 inches off the pants. Like. COME ON. The tag says they’re boot cut short length… on a size 2. listen you fucking retailers: someone who’s a size 2 buying
showerthoughtsofficial: It is appropriate that Halloween costume stores are located inside the corpses of dead retail stores.
that-one-irish-idiot: bravadopinfire: shieldposts: Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever! Me: are you ok Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you. honestly
daddy-doms-are-gross: daddy-doms-are-gross: we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the dumpster occasionally
captainf-ingmagic: rainbowloliofjustice: If you shoplift don’t reblog posts about respecting retail workers doing holiday seasons. It’s very clear you don’t respect them if you’re willing to ignore the fact that they say they risk being laid
galexy-astra: LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏
Dear Online Clothing Retailers
stevita: languill: stevita: they’re going to make rent this month Who? The retail or restaurant worker reading this
ghiraheeheeheem: deepnest: musicalhell: never-work-retail: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a
oppa-homeless-style: winjerone: adeptus-astarteej: It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives
nezua: phoenix-ace: girl-non-grata: Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees. I’m having a
ethanembryo: that-one-irish-idiot: bravadopinfire: shieldposts: Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever! Me: are you ok Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important
twunkmichaelmell: when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason
roboticoperatingbud: therealfeedback: vegetapsycho: did-you-kno: Source Im fucking dying. REAL ESTATE. SELLING PLANETS AND WORRYING ABOUT RETAIL VALUE. HIRING REAL ESTATE WORKERS TO DO HIS BIDDING N UNDERPAYS THEM. this…. This realization is gutting
x-space-cowboy: eye-of-orion: Man can you imagine if the Next Big Trend in marketing was humanely treated employees “Our free range retail workers are allowed to go to the bathroom whenever they need to!” “We understand humans weren’t designed
the-books-are-real: oppa-homeless-style: winjerone: adeptus-astarteej: It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work
sourcedumal: lillycaul: I always find it so funny when people bitch about ‘forced diversity’. because, like, once you work retail you start to see just how different everybody is. for example, the other day I greeted a woman I was ringing up and
dumbassfeeder-deactivated8675309: surprisebitch: whitepeopletwitter: When one of your customers spanks your ass i thought it was about working in retail omg I thought that too
nezua: phoenix-ace: girl-non-grata: Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees. I’m having a good
maskedmysticmaiden: gahdamnpunk: Those kind of customers are sometimes THA reason retail workers don’t smile 🤔🤔 Why don’t you smile??? you’re only working ungodly hours, with little pay dealing with cunts like me while on your feet all day??????
