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homopower: gaycdmexico: Cuantos mas habrá asi! Well, it’s good to know, Christian hypocrisy isn’t limited to just America alone. #receipts
commongayboy: Them: your fave is problematicMe: I want to see the receiptsThem: *hands me the receipts*Me:
babeimgonnaleaveu: “The Enchanter’s name is Tim because John Cleese forgot the character’s original name. He ad-libbed the line, “There are some who call me…Tim”. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) I need the receipts because Tumblr
help-mywife: help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
officialmilfs: Mum couldn’t find her receipt..she didn’t know that I had hidden it on purpose.
frankpagmanua: stanleighhh: honeychaigoddess: canadianbrownsugar: diamondallycha: clatchetuniversity: foxymamma-jamma: jehovahhthickness: How I want my bank account to look like by 25. Claiming it. Waaaaay up 🙏🏾 11:11am on the receipt.
fuckingniall: h0odrich: is it rude to ask for ur virginity back?? not if you have the receipt
fartgallery: To do list: 1. 10pc mcnuggets 2. Large fries 3. Fountain drink 16oz 4. This is actually a receipt from mcdonalds
no-receipts: sadvirginsacrifice: my autobiography its me. i dont believe it…
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dailybreakingbad: I had lunch today at a sandwich shop called “Breaking Bread” in San Francisco…check out the name of my server on the receipt.http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/
rockybreaux: fuckingniall: h0odrich: is it rude to ask for ur virginity back?? not if you have the receipt what if you lost that too? Then you’re fucked.
fujisalci: i write sins not shopping receipts
tommofacts: White/Gold dress stans: get ur eyes checked it’s not blue and black sweetie(: Black/Blue dress stans: *has receipts* White/Gold dress stans: *all of a sudden can’t see*
svvine: when someone drags me and they have receipts
lesbophobia-receipts: caryled: “That’s the day I knew I’d always love you.” trans woman played by a trans woman written by two trans women.
twobrowngirlstalkback: Alton always coming with the receipts. Get on that Cutthroat Kitchen train if you haven’t already. You’ll thank me later.
snowcherrybunny: nottoogently-3: vividhotsexy:monica-geller: yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to
cannnolis: davidmorse666: creeshtow: The first recreational receipt for recreational marijuana in denver colorado! Courtesy of weedporndaily on tumblr a piece of history! Wow the tax was almost ป
suicidalghosts: Receipt confessions
canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself
darthjaee: awwww-cute: Here is your receipt Omg so cute
princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt
cantcolonizethispussy:softwhorecore: cantcolonizethispussy: potatoes are actually my unproblematic fave But they were the cause of a famine i can’t believe u just pulled receipts on potatoes
pgoob: person: you’re so greatme: OH REALLY [pulls out my own receipts]
exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way
witchomo: she pulled out receipts in that last tweet damn
aviarei: Where I work, sometimes the customer can write a message on the receipt to help the delivery drivers.
melthedestroyer: coffeebuddha: fujisalci: i write sins not shopping receipts Oh, Well imagine, As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear, No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a
fin-nick-o-dair: you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
m00nlady: Kink: hot boys that have iMessage with their read receipts turned on
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