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sn0wbro: meyerum: Me and my supportive friends killing all miscreants and evildoers me and my friends celebrating shortly after
essence-of-armbarring: me: i’m so tired! i need to go to sleep earlier tonight! me @ 2 am:
d1rtypaws: d1rtypaws: Don’t! Stop! Me! Now! ‘cause i’m hAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME I’m burnin’ through sky, yeah!200 degrees, that’s why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!I’m trav’ling at the speed of light! I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC
marookooart:ME ALL THE TIME WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT TO ME
jwblogofrandomness: Me: “You know the only thing that could make the DuckTales reboot opening better is if they released a cover of the extended theme.” Disney: *Does exactly that* Me: “GSIURHGWUBEFGT!!”
shodaw: shodaw: superimagery: shodaw: Let bi boys date girls Who isn’t letting them…… Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight Straight girls who see me as their
freakxwannaxbe: chefpyro: me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list me:
pissvortex: pissvortex: pissvortex: pissvortex: pissvortex: this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb.
critical-perspective: thegrandweebofedenderry: lordthundercox: marhaba-maroc-algerie-tunisie: Morocco Ain’t much in this world the uneases me but those conical towers of spice have me on the edge. hey guys mind if i turn on my fan it’s pretty
conceptgay: me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah
lukerawme: me: i’m stressed someone: don’t be stressed me:
norithics: phraximus: the-spook-zone: monkeysaysficus: I was not ready @relatable-ram Me: *clicks video* “The hell is all this abou-” *whistling starts* Me: I love this stupid fucking meme
trilllizard666: Me: “Oh yeah, I remember that game. It came out like three years ago.” Wikipedia: “Release Date: 2005″ Me:
undercitytwerkteam: me: touches cat cat: does the prrrrp noise me:
queenoftongues: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: My granny taught me these. We called them.blind stitches.
sushinfood: critical-perspective: captainmarvel: my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls The Council has gathered. they watch
ryanphantom: me: accomplishes something actually productive the fbi agent watching me:
letmebegaytodd: Someone: So what’s Fallout: New Vegas about Me: War, power imbalances, attempted murder, double-crosses, cowboys Someone: Cowboys? Me:
grumps-on-social-media: Game Grumps:CAN YOU READ MORSE CODE? YouTube Gaming:WAKE ME UP INSIDE )CAN’T WAKE UP) Sonic The Hedgehog:DON’T MORSE TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
handsomejackisbi: me: i’m gonna stay up as late as i can playing video games my brain: you’re gonna be so tired in the morning tho me: jokes on you bitch im gonna be tired no matter what my brain: damn cant argue with that logic carry on
spectralserval1138: filledwiththislight: Things my dentist has actually said to me: “Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.” “When was the last time
spaffy-jimble: vriskanon: wizardshark: vriskanon: 🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS The thing that gets me about this The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS Each sentence is so much wilder than the last
jerryterry: vodka-zamolodchikova: me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs] my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash
lesbuchanan: Me: Minimum wage jobs are essential jobs My dad: That’s not true Me: If nobody worked those minimum wage jobs we’d have no supermarkets or restaurants, no factories, and everything would be filthy because nobody would be cleaning it
thirstygirlclub: littlebearie: simplyahopelessdaydreamer: I remember a teacher telling me how Archaeologists would hack off the noses of statues they found in order to remove any indication that it was of a black person or any POC. It hurts me to think
adhighdefinition: me: i’ll get to it when i’ve the energy for thatme @ myself: but you never have the energy for anything me again:
meganbagels: youcanthandelthetruth: Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent
lesbianshepard: me, watching a movie: come on. CLEARLY the ancient and ominous black tomb is cursed. what the fuck are you guys doing??? me, reading about a giant, mysterious, and ancient black granite sarcophagus found in Egypt and chanting: OP-EN IT!
callmebliss: fangirltothefullest: sinkies: *me getting under the covers* I’m in I’M SO ANGRY That makes me so happy
the-last-hair-bender: theothersideofthechair: Man: Hi can I get a haircut? Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour. Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available. Me: No one is available right now. It’s going
bisexual-nightwing: mrlasa: ducttapebandages: atlasbeetles: karatails: mister-hisser: This is how Khan greets me Here he comes! The good boy! @a-lil-birdy-told-me @mrlasa A GOOD BOY BEST BOY I LOVE HIM
heathcliffrichard: me: *watches one episode of tidying up with marie kondo* me:
ageostrophic: me: *venting about my job* someone: why don’t you just quit then me:
dungeons-n-dragon-age: Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye
pangur-and-grim: pangur-and-grim: my terrible girls, welcoming me home my terrible girls, watching me leave
viostormcaller: stimman4000: . Me when the pic was finished: Yoooo! Me when he put that shit into the dark and the shit starts glowing: YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
dumbhero:im translating russian memes for practice and i… theyre so fucking funny me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep* nurse who’s been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:
wakandamama:Let me get a blockbuster tracksuit, yall hoes couldn’t tell me NUTHIN!!!!!
the-macra:there’s me in the corner, there’s me in the spotlight,
teasetoys: breakitdownnat: Unf… Love this so much… She’s getting ready for you, pet Wait, is she getting ready for me? Or is she getting me ready for her?Or both, both is good…
teasetoys: breakitdownnat: teasetoys: breakitdownnat: teasetoys: breakitdownnat: Unf… Love this so much… She’s getting ready for you, pet Wait, is she getting ready for me? Or is she getting me ready for her? Or both, both is good…
hypnosecrets: kittenshypnodaddy: shaman58: breakitdownnat: story or script or more likely some creepy message to me: It’s so easy to sink into hypnosis… me: like really tho it’s hard work and I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who finds
“He perdido a toda la gente que me importaba en la vida. ¿Cómo coño se sobrevive a eso?”, me dijo una vez mientras sonaba aquella canción de Bruce Springsteen. La tristeza debe de ser como no poder abrazar a alguien por mucho que lo encierres
obscuruslupa: atopfourthwall: anarchiccorrosivity: castielsteenwolf: jpieg: excuse me but this is FUCKIN HILARIOUS © THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER PLEASE WATCH THIS OH MY GOD This shit made me lose it I WILL FOLLOW YOUon twitter!
kinktendo-shamecube: some of the cuckolds on here: hhelo…..could u naybe follow my blog pwease? i would b ever so grateful uwu… me, an alpha blogger with no time for bullshit: You Will Follow My Blog. You Will Laugh At My Funny Jokes. You Will Reblog
yoursecretsub:He had to leave, but at least the bruises stayed with me for a few days. The accidental marks of our brief time together. And a reminder of the feelings that I still hold in my heart. And hopefully also in his.
thatkevin: Lets go to the beach. One of these days I will take that special someone to the beach with me. There we can spend a day just me and her alone together on the beach. We can play around have fun, be free of everything that is bothering us.
demigirljoseph: It’s Teacher Appreciation Week, so please appreciate me 🏤
blvckmelt: blvckmelt: So I still need money saved up, there’s a limited amount of jobs in my town so I decided to open commissions!!! more exmaples hereONLY five slots open! please commission me
never-to-see: chaoticwanderings: jackthevulture: To me, unfollowing is not a personal insultIf you dont like what I’m putting on your dash, or you are just uninterested in what I post, unfollow me! Your dash is your dash. You arent obligated to
REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND VENT TO YOU. OR TO START A FRIENDSHIP.
hummingbirdprince: dollyriot: thecottonproject: open letter to all of my friends ‘sbeen a long shitty week Reblogging for the friends that follow me on my main tumblr. Also 500 notes wt actual f oh no this is good and really relatable good v
flaffy: but you reblogged my post that means you like me right
Well, I did say stay tuned… This really is not a pretty picture, and yes it is me imitating that other picture. Please DO NOT REBLOG.
*me at work* “if I said that I dont like turkey, would you think I was weird? *random misc higher up; (paraphrased)* …yeah… (paraphrased) Me: Well then I Guess Im weird then *as I walk away*
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me .
sillyyugiohfanon: I am posting this again. Because it’s still funny to me.
miss-nerdgasmz: reveneration: holybat: millenniumtinnyrod: Hello, ladies. HI, MISTER. in me now please WANT HIM IN MY BED. OR IN ME. I DON’T CARE WHICH COMES FIRST.
senet: Lindsey made me do it. Ally made me post it. …this is exactly how I imagine bronzeshipping would work. and this is my last time making spoofs of this too
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