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ashstfu:i’ve decided. embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment
Sooo I had to buy diapers by myself for my niece and called my friends mom to ask what size I should get (cause I learned I don’t know shit about diapers) but she missed my call and sent these texts a lil after….. I read this in the middle of Walmart
kanrose:YO READ THIS GODDAMNED THING BECAUSE FLIP IS SO GOSH DARNED TALENTED WITH COLOURS N SHIT AND SHE HAS BEEN FOR THE 3 YEARS I’VE KNOWN HER
tfw you wanna be a great ally and you wanna kick some racist butts but you’re both too uninformed to know how to help best and too mentally ill to learn all the stuff needed to argue shit properly, let alone well enough to remember it all
Porga!
lmaonade: figuringoutlifenstuffs: lmaonade: the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao I didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit you’re right u
gobbletillyouwobble: atlasoftheclouds: legere-librum: I can never understand how Snape apologetics can stand up for him when he CANONICALLY does this shit. I can maybe, maybe, understand those who haven’t read the books standing up for him, because
melanin-king: mydearest-tish: aliilovely: jogeva: Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long? Every week at least three times a week I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all
kruel-kid: a-dur: onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing realising that you’re reading this almost halfway trough 2014 and still haven’t achieved shit realising that
Not Enough - Chapter 4
thelittleruggerthatfilmed: Hey government officials, Since you can violate my rights and shit, I’ll assume you’re reading this as part of your surveillance. Fuck you.
swedishrefugee: I was taking a shit and reading this catalogue (because someone keeps ripping the NO JUNK MAIL sign from my door) and on these cute and extremely cheap shower curtains it says “quality and comfort” like what does that even mean do
rivaliant: Because I love bunnies in teacupsby the way,Silk is a bunny girlShe is a Dwarf Hotot Bunny girlffs please read these descriptions…also not to scale, not canon, just something fun and cuteStop taking this shit super cereal.
do u enjoy handsome, ripped, shirtless Japanese men wearing Versace scarves? area d got that.
keeeeeyonna: ghettablasta: read, memorize, share. Y'ALL BETTER STUDY THIS SHIT EVERYDAY
stop bad mouthing the hobbits you little shit
vulpescor: STOP SCROLLING. I know the world is in the shit hole right now, but things will get better. One day. Somehow. Things can and will get better. just, stay strong, okay? I’m happy you’re still alive and reading this. Stay alive to see a better
bunnybotbaby: fyeahlilbit2point0: falconrune: i would buy ever issue of iron man from now unto forever without hesitation if they made it more like archer by which i mean they made it the new comedy book and tony is archer and everyone else is lana
cadesama: “Alexander Hamilton” - Ron Chernow, 2004 Quick reminder that Hamilton is the violet eyed Mary Sue Founding Father of your dreams.
indyfalcon: ok so I’ll i’ve been drawing is Jojo and this is exactly what happened the last time I read part 4… only I didn’t have a tablet back then….
foreverial:every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended
supportlinandphantasmagoria: Lin comments on Mizuki In all honesty… Mizuki, go die in a fucking corner. You’re nothing but a fucking disappointment in my eyes. (Yes, I read all of this shit pretty late but still.) What you did was something
GUESS WHAT THIS IS ME AFTER READING “MEMORY OF AMBER”:
onemerryjester:hexedh3art:Dumbledore don’t give a fuck. I knew I was going to reblog/like/laugh this shit up even before starting to read. And it did not disappoint xD xD
kidouyuuto: kidouyuuto: i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES
lmaonade: figuringoutlifenstuffs: lmaonade: the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao I didn’t attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit you’re right
hood2go:Ain’t one day go by when I’m scrolling on this site that I don’t go “I’m not reading that shit”
skinoutqueen:Ain’t one day go by when I’m scrolling on this site that I don’t go “I’m not reading that shit”
subject13fringe: pickmansmodels: subject13fringe: Tucson Arizona. The city where our brand new street car system’s official name is the C.L.I.T.T. This might be the best thing I’ve ever read. I shit you not, they’re even selling t-shirts
young and ashamed
just read about the xkit guywhat the fuck you couldn’t wait for him to fix this shit before sending him hate mail come on
bro-shit-happens: swimming—in-a-fishbowl: saltandvinegarcrisps: if you every feel stupid just remember that a girl from my school tried to give herself gauges with a hole puncher I ACTUALLY READ THIS AND THEN SCREAMED OUT LOUD I THINK I WOKE UP
a-dur: onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing realising that you’re reading this almost halfway trough 2014 and still haven’t achieved shit
contingencyhf: ~~SPOOKED~~ 8===SOLID===D This shit not spooky enough for you? Well first of all, fuck you, but also, keep reading for a truly chilling short story feat. the Bautista family written by the same Anonymous pervert who brought you the Cruz
graphiteknight: deadjosey: Pit cant read for shit Comic by @graphiteknight Pit voiced by @voicehk Discord: https://discord.gg/deadjosey Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/deadjosey Wow nice, thank you for this! :D
badragon: pedoshaming: scrawnyspeckygit: I am crying i literally couldnt breathe while reading this aloud to my grandmom holy SHIT IM ALSO CRYING BECAUSE IM PICTURING ALL THOSE TURTLES ALL THOSE FUCKING TURTLES JUST FLYING OUT OF THE BOX IN MID
katara: its so funny to read my blog because my train of thought is more like this
chiothefallen: singlepixelsmiles: godtier-rose: isthatwhatyoumint: so i went back and fixed up some things in fairyfail! mostly just the lettering, but a couple other things as well! you can read it from start to finish here (this is part one) i
colfersaurusrex: Alright I think it’s time for some fuckin pocahontas Read More
queenkatiee: If my dad and my followers would fucking read this that’d be super. The president of the fucking United States didn’t have his shit together and you don’t have to either.
roysyesterdayjam: just-shower-thoughts: In a few generations, kids will be frustratedly trying to remember today’s date for a U.S. history test. Shit, I couldn’t even remember what day it was today when I read this.
Still reading the FMA manga. Man this shit is DEEP! Didn’t expect to see so much stuff that hadn’t been in the animes.
haydentone: TransfixedBack from the dead yes an update surprise surprise. School is now finished and I still feel like shit. what the hell no one reads this part anywaymore to come very soonPart 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7
manolizer: Everyone reblogging seems to have joyful memories of Space Cadet (I read the comments AND the tags) but almost no one knows how to play this shit again so here is a download link .
mike-peace: jacobtheloofah:on april 11th 2020, me and pyro ruined kris’ life This was an incredibly fun read
bacon-dragon: kentballs: just-marvel-things: Amazing Spider-Man #11 MOTHER.FUCKING.FEELS Oh shit. I need to read this.
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I MANAGED TO READ AN ENTIRE CHAPTER OF MY TEXTBOOK AND SEND IN MY PAPER ON IT ALL WITHIN TWENTY MINUTES WITH A MINUTE TO SPARE HELL FUCKING YEAH. I’M SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT.
there’s this webcomic called trash bird and it’s like a bunch of shit posting compiled into one place
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
supersaiyanswagga: That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
eternity-in-an-hour: I used to get so annoyed at spongebob when I watched this episode I was like, “the fuck are you doing spongebob get your shit together and write your paper” now I am spongebob we are all spongebob -_- gpoy.
sexedjed: thedevilinmyeyes: omg. what did I just read. I kinda think this is almost perfect. Beatinyo-az.
siddharthasmama: wr-th: This is what Mozart actually looks like. The image was found in a radio station in Belgium. Fact - the Moors (Black people) brought Classical Music to Europe. You’re welcome. Not only that but when you read the REAL bios of
the-rootsofcreation: lefloweroflife: “what are you going to do when you’re older”Look fucking beautiful and here’s proof this will be my answer in about 20 years Forever reblog. Except if you read her FAQ she didn’t get her first
