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“Don’t lose your balls now that we’re up here, little brother. Besides, what do you have to worry about? I’m the one who’s going to get her knees scraped up. You just get to have your dick sucked.”
lezleefeetsgoddess: Awww… Good Boy… Sucks all the lil’ sperms from my lil’ sticky toes… Told ya if ya saved it up all day… lil’ soft feets would makes it all worth while… N’ this way… I knows you’re not goin’ ta bed hungry…
What a beautiful wet pussy you are you are…what a beautiful wet pussy you are…(10 points if you name the rhyme I just perverted there? :)This super wet dripping pussy is just dying for a bellend to slide up and down that slick slit…re
waterside95: Ooo you naughty boy looking up my skirt… would you like a closer look? Would you like to fuck me? I would love a hard pussy pounding if you’re up for it?
Starcross is looking to have a little fun this week, won’t you indulge her?If you’re curious about those little promos, allow me to explain: for the month of August I was able to make a new pin-up every week thanks to the generous support of my Patron
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound jade hairpin.”
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s letters.”
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?”
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.â€
“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.â€
“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t get over you.â€
“Anderson, face the other way. You’re making me blush.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
boys-and-suicide: Do you ever get so depressed where you’re up at 4 am, haven’t showered, haven’t brushed your teeth, hair is a mess, you’re still wearing the same clothes from yesterday, and you don’t even leave your room. It’s my no future
(I hope you were having a good day because you’re not any more) sdfjs I think you’re a bit late with the “news”? haha
calieste: so i tried re-drawing ikimaru’s mer!kanaya ;_; i think i messed up ._. but eh after all im only 11 also in the beginning i did abyss mode feferi but it was so hard and then i drew kanaya omg no she’s so cute! ;v; thanks a lot!
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qbj replied to your post: i find that when i watch … Yes but Christa and Ymir. ahaha sure they’re great but i dont…… ship them??? like in a “they cute and they cute together and if they end up kissin that would be totes
bonpyro: blake’s failed attempt to wake the sleeping princess… they’re going to miss class. and i’m officially obsessed with monochrome.
churchsext: thelegendofsugarbear: communistbakery: we’re up all night to get l axatives for this horrible diarrhea if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade
