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radsanta: radsanta: a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//???? I HATE BOYS
justanidentitycrisis: do you ever just want to send a random “God I fucking love you” text but can’t without things getting weird
gaysfinest: I love being called baby, and falling asleep on the phone, getting random paragraphs, and getting blown up cause I didn’t text back fast enough
adriftinboston: For my sissy. Because she knows exactly who I’m talking about when I text her randomly saying “remind me that’s he’s an asshole" and without thinking she immediately lists all of the shit he put me through and how I deserve
cutiepiesub: I like clingy. I like attention. I like affection. I like double texts. I like random calls. I like paragraphs.
realvaleriekayxxx: I get so nasty!!! mmm purchase my xxx premium snapchat babies. or purchase my number text me ALL the time/ phone calls and random nasty facetimes ;).
pettyrevenge: My daughter complained that she has been getting a series of sexually explicit text messages from some random guy and wanted me to block the number since I have control of the account. I blocked it, then I went to Craig’s website and
Send me “Librarian!” + a number and I’ll grab the closest book, flip to that page number, and make us a starter using a random line of text from said page!
imsoshive: *types some random nasty shit in a text & reads it* *backspaces*
cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise versa u don’t
23skidood: owned-little-kitten: another-random-dom: It’d be fun to tie a girl up, open and vulnerable, and then give her a text to study for an hour or two. Something I’m intimately familiar with. She’d know that there’d be a quiz on it when
tmi If Nick and I hadn’t randomly gotten up at six to have sex three or four more times, he wouldn’t have noticed the text from one of the sergeants, saying to come in to work like normal. Fucking hell this unit blows.
l0vevanessaxo: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to
pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry about me
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forumgamer: cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise
kurtbraunohler: Last night I got an unprompted text from a random number. I went with it.
giantc0re: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
imsoshive: *types some random nasty shit in a text & reads it* *backspaces* !!!!
unfaggy: homoboyfriend: A random just texted me this???? After you listen to Joanne once
flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? MYPHONE WORKS FOR ALL OF 20 MINUTES MAYBE, AND THEN AS RANDOMLY AS IT STARTED, IT STOPPED RECIEVING TEXTS AGAIN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! THIS IS SERIOUSLY PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
raptorific: I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
breedmyboyfriend: I just got a text from a random number. “Just creamed your boyfriend’s hole. He begged for my cum and told me my cock was so much better than yours.” I nutted almost instantly.
hopec0re: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
2damnfeisty: chefriedrice: tarynel: glittersmitter: roidelions: howtobeafuckinglady: I text my grandmother “shut your old ass up” from random numbers when im feeling down Whyyyyyy lmaoooo Lol LMFAO Going straight to hell. lmao
thispoetspace: britheprincesss: thispoetspace: thispoetspace: oh shit. so yall. the other day i got a text message from a random number about jello shots.. long story short, i now have a jello shot plug who produces over 100 flavors & i could
ultimate-nugget: You get a text from a random number it says “your daughters hole got 10 loads pumped into it after we took this picture” You thought it was sent to the wrong number….. Until they sent a picture through, a picture of your teenage
minimusambus: transpopuko: thenervousmedic: random-cluster–missile: A joke that’ll forever be funny: Letters of the weapon name text from tf2 rearranged to make funny sentences Like so: Allow me to assist with a classic.
justanidentitycrisis: do you ever just want to send a random “God I fucking love you” text but can’t without things getting weird Im fine with weird i can’t because shes taken :(
musashi-no-kami: vvhitelotus: This is funny because people be wearing clothes with random Asian text on them. It’s true too, when I was there they had all sorts of english worded shirts that didn’t make sense. Some of them I’m not even sure what
homoboyfriend:A random just texted me this????
spacerbound: homoboyfriend: A random just texted me this???? power moves
