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bpdjessepinkman: me: laughs out loud at a vine me: ok back to being sad
beanzinos: me: my nose is bleeding again my cousin: do you want a tampon? me: yeah give it to me my cousin: really? me: yeah you think i won’t? cause i will
pinkrubberball: me: hey do you have any wrongdog with you? someone: what’s wrongdog? me: everything thanks for asking
qstronaut: me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever* me: you know what i mean :/
websurfer1994: me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light* me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN
oumazoo: me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]
ungodlythighs: me: has a breakdown me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down
marinashutup: significant other: i love you so much me, a person with anxiety: …but you like secretly hate me right
sappling: anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :)) me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing* me:
unevaluated: me: *about to cry* friend: are u ok? me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!
cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you
pearlitariat: me: im miserable and nothing matters *watches steven universe for .3 seconds* me:
acoolguy: girl: *shows me the tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue trick* me: do that to my weenger
pink-natural: Me: I need to study for my upcoming exams. Me on Sunday night at 3am:
xfileslesbian: me abt me: can someone like.. take care of her
thunderthighmobster: me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours* me: oh hey, I just remembered I have to tell you something me internally: that was a lie. I’ve been wanting to tell you all day but I’ve been too nervous to just say it so I’ve been mentally
mntl: someone: calls me by a nickname me: 💝💛💖💙💖💞💞💖💞💖💝💛💞❤️💙💛💙💜💘💚💟💟💓💞💚💕💖💜💝💛💞💓💘💞💖💜💟💛💘💞
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite
rageandcoffee: me: wants to be healthy and recovered also me: actively enjoys self destructive behaviour
hatake: me: (has super negative thought) me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today
acrocalypse: dream date: take me to the mall give me leave
untillion: Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
mintypsd: communistbakery: communistbakery: i’d punch me from four years ago in the face.. my politics were so bad i’d punch current me in the face I’ll punch my future me in the face I don’t care
donutcats: me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy] me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated
akaashie: me: *drawing* me: i have no idea what the fuck i’m doing me: *finishes drawing* person: woah how did you do that me: i have no fucking idea
usbdongle: me at 13: im sure i wont have crushes on cartoon characters forever, ill grow out of this eventually me at 23:
queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way
thegravelbro: corketree: me: i want to die me: oh no what if my friends get worried me: i want to die™ me: that’s better ,, now it’s ‘ironic’ @kkaroushi
poncho-luke: me: i’m really stressed someone: just relax!!!!! me:
momochanners: fixyourwritinghabits: the-shadowsmiths: mexi-doodler: tea-sipping-zombie: DUDE I thought I was the only one with this problem, I’m just as bad lmfaoooo you should see me with leather journals… The struggle. Oh, thank goodness,
geneticallyidenticals: *cringes at 9 year old me* *cringes at 13 year old me* *cringes at year ago me* *cringes at day ago me* *cringes at future me*
kitfisto: everyone: delete tumblr me: yeah haha! delete tumblr lol me secretly: i am dependent on this site for interaction and validation and would have a crisis if i couldnt use it
non-binaryroot: me: I fucking hate myself, I’m a piece of shit fictional character: *reminds me of me in a lot of ways* me: THIS CHARACTER IS PRECIOUS AND I WILL DEFEND THEM WITH MY LIFE
officialfrenchtoast: me as a parent.
liefly: me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school* also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*
pmdeos: nintendo: here’s a new pokemon based on a red panda! it’s pink and black and like 7 feet tall me: i wanna hug it nintendo: you will literally fucking die if you hug it tho lol me: even better
me hanging out w/ multiple people
lightofmeridian: me banging on my mutuals’ windows at 2am: I CARE ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF URSELF!!!! LET ME KNOW IF U NEED ANYTHING!!!!
winnifredfoster: someone: thinks they followed me for regular specific content me, reaching into my fuckign mixed bag of a blog: ha
goytears: me: this bitch is ruining my life friend: omg who?? me: it’s.. . me
sashayed: me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves the world: ok here is an Opportunity me:
splickedylit: me: *lies down* things: *continue to happen* me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*
grinderman2: me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
harleanquinn: doctor: ur acne is being caused by stress Me: so it’s incurable :/ doctor: no! You just need to find a way to relax and stop being stressed Me: so it’s incurable :/
trans-junk-rat: me: *thinks about roadhog* me: *needs to grab onto something stable, take deep breaths, calm down my heartbeat*
whoisdeh: somesketchyshit: ana280: I don’t know who I relate more to. I am literally both these people it happened to me beforedude if you wanna talk to me, talk to mei don’t bitehaha kidding of course I bite, slooowwwwwwlllyyyy and just in
marissa-is-bored: hellyeahthomassanders: It’s Always Me 🚶 by Thomas Sanders This is me I can’t handle this
jigglypuffsvevo: me: tries my darndest me: isn’t worth a darn
urbancatfitters: me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok
jordanhals: treasured mutual: *reblogs something from me* me: *weeping* Thank You… :’) for the sweet Validation™,, this is the best day of my life
earthcookies: take me to church? no. take me directly to hell. im ready
bpd2-d: Someone: don’t you miss being younger and having no worries and responsibilities :’) Me, lugging my childhood trauma behind me in a garbage bag: Can’t relate
oamisoa: I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
boydoll: fun Mental illness things: reflecting personalities!! are you gentle and reserved? me too. are you sarcastic and loud? hey me too! i’ll copy your tone and gestures in real life and your typing style online and i cant stop and its literally
godboi: Me: I hate corny shit *sees something corny* Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…
waluiqi: my therapist just texted me asking how im doing and i almost replied with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
mangohalwa: me about me: is she okay
