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lx34e: me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet

itabia: James McAvoy is asked to imagine some lifestyle choices for his alter egos (x)

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omgrwby: casfallen: Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. THIS.ABSOLUTELY THIS

allonsyforever: “WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night. Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

clockpurse: the old couple behind me laughed

heliolisk: listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus

rumbleraven: I only have two pair of pants.

white-eagle: (x)

jacksonskik: me: omg my crush is coming what do we do?! friend: act natural

A Night in Wonderland

sushinfood: deanismypatronass: cocolooo: deanismypatronass: cocolooo: i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night I don’t believe such a thing exists I was mistaken excuse you that’s just college fruit having

umnachtung: quillusquillus: eowyner: do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß to be honest swiss don’t use ß when writing german so I automatically read that as a raspberry noise

onlylolgifs: Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

officialunitedstates: insenial: officialunitedstates: it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks why would i do that lmao it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

lunalovegouda: Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

professionaldaydreamer2: Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people: 1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera. 2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look

dontmesswithpluto: If the government really is spying on my internet usage I hope they like gay fanfiction because that’s what they’re getting

pemwin: ladybowtheboo: asobita-i: Reblog for the last one it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

thegentlemansarmchair: The Future The Gentleman’s Armchair by Wes Hotchkiss [website | twitter]

chippychime: when your fri ends say that their art isnt goo d

i hauve carbon monoxide poisoning

cadburycreamcoolator: I’M FUCKING CRYING

tojothethief: Just bull things.

thecheesyllama: antfish: blackfangirlsunite: anuvia: hippobutts: animationplayground: James Baxter — Moses from Prince of Egypt [x] THE ANIMATION IN THIS MOVIE IS SO PERF UGH What you mean to say is that James Baxter is perfect <3 The man

drarna: before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

beyoncebeytwice: if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

curseboxes: ‘political correctness kills creativity’ if you can’t create something without furthering the oppression of minorities, you aren’t a very creative person.

A haiku about cleaning rat cages

panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

particlefucker: dont let tumblr make you believe that -eating car hubcaps is cool -being an inanimate object is acceptable -post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk -having a corporeal form is healthy -france exists -chemtrails aren’t

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

drunkwario: Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

hatesful: my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

megustamemes: The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

jimbobmoriarty: SOOOO. I’m currently in the process of updating my cosplay island to include my more recent cosplays… And thought I’d do a little one of each. Admittedly what’s here is kind of a mixture of what I’ve worn over the last four

theairbitesshrewdly: i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest tthing ive ever heard here goes: No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!

gentlekirk: let’s take a little look-see here. okay, good, good, good, this all looks good. so, uh, tell me about paddy’s pub.

life-writer: eyy stickers are all coloured *v* now i just gotta print them and cut them all out rip…… (colours are edited a bit here and will look better on the final product)

zohbugg: 1940’s Pinups: DC Comic’s Bombshells BUY THEM HERE!

iwishihadafather: berttholdt: timelessword-pricelesspictures: corpse-boy: Have you noticed the Mosquitos are already out! Here is a homemade trap to help keep you and the kiddos from being a blood donor!!! HOMEMADE MOSQUITO TRAP: Items needed: 1 cup

cinnamon-anemone: thequarantinedmailman: offonahuntingtrip: aegean-sea: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS and here we have a capitalist Did you just. let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language

cloggo: EASTERN STEAMPUNK By Christopher Perez from HERE

otisthecorgi: His stumps were made for dancing. Sticks & Stones, by Ayla Stardragon Find more from the artist here: [tumblr | Facebook | Taptastic]

gavi-gavi: Have some flower crown Team Avatar to cheer you up after that last season of Korra! —- Here’s my second print to go with my chocobo one… I didn’t get as much done this summer as I thought I would, but I think the stuff I did get to

kingsdarga: the 7 days to die let’s plays are ridiculous and i love them, so here’s a thing that took a really long time but was a lot of fun. i started it before michael even joined in, but it felt wrong without him and wasn’t symmetrical, so

so-ghislaine: First pack of textures. This pack contains 22 textures, free to use if you credit this tumblr. Download here

satan-is-not-natural: ruaniamh: kaymonstar: I keep laughing. HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

chefthisup: Easy Ginger, Chili and Lemon Salmon. Get the recipe here » http://bit.ly/ZxORdW

snoopdad: “you still there, bruh?” “yeah, i’m still here.”

bizarreismm: Collection of the Creepiest and the Weirdest Wikipedia Pages I’ve seen quite a few similar posts floating around, so here’s one with some pages that weren’t included in the others. Just as all these posts go, do not read if you are

x-file: catazoid: As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place this is a fucking squirrel.

xrayandmicoo: X-Ray and Vav Teaser Trailer 2.0 you can find the first one here!

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