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leeterr: Just a fast one. Protip: The next animation will be a Blowjob as well and it’s already finished White Dick Black Dick
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Protip: If you push your tongue out you’ll have a bigger target to aim him at. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Make yourself as alluring as possible. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: How to know if a large cock will fit in your ass - If he want’s it to fit, he’ll make it fit. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Match your dress to your leash 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: Be an efficient whore. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Pro Tip: If you have big tits, you can be as lazy a you want.
Pro Tip: Tittyfucking is great for strengthening a relationship. It’s also a fun way to make new friends. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
Look at the size of his hands! Mmmmm! Pro Tip: All your body-parts should look small in comparison to your man except for: Eyes (The windows to your slutty, filthy soul) Lips (The ones on your face) Tits (The more ridiculously huge, the better) 8===D———{
Pro Tip: Repeating an action is a great way to train a slut. Also petting her and commending her when she is doing a good job will ingrain the action. Soon she’ll be craving your approval, and will long to feel your scrotum draped over her nose.
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Protip: Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. [Bentley Suicide]
megasweetspot: Words to live by.
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Protip: I’m not being rude when I refuse to let you use my inking pens. I’m being hygienic. Srsly. Im surprised I dont have tooth damage now because of how much I use my mouth as a third hand.
Protip: If you plan on doing a cumshot, don’t milk out all your seminal fluid first. I can’t usually cum at all after doing that, but that thing in my ass touches all the right places.
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Protip: drink tea at night out of cups that make you happy.
Protip: Never twist it toward “deserving” because you will always lose that one.
Protip: Always make time to mock the bigots
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Protip: Don’t set the projector input to HDMI when your adapter is VGA. Also don’t berate the IT guy about it not working when you disconnect the fucking KVM from the power source. Why are you even climbing under the desk anyway when there&r
Protip: She’s lying. Happy Birthday, Lying AJ!
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refurbthecat: refurbthecat: PROTIP: Having a rough day? Make it a little easier by screaming a whole bunch! ADVANCED PROTIP: Having a great day? Let everyone else know by screaming a whole bunch!
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refurbthecat: refurbthecat: refurbthecat: PROTIP: Having a rough day? Make it a little easier by screaming a whole bunch! ADVANCED PROTIP: Having a great day? Let everyone else know by screaming a whole bunch! EXPERT PROTIP: Having a truly amazing
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Protip: when receiving a naughty pic from someone (not unsolicited mind you; this person should want to get these), the appropriate response is not “I’m so sleepy.”just fyi
Protip: Windows Deployment Services boot images designed to work on regular machines won’t boot on UEFI-based BIOS. No matter How Many Fucking Drivers you load.
Protip: Don't refer to people of color as "colored".
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Protip: if you touch my man. I’ll fucking skin you alive bitch. Till then Love you!
Protip: Don't touch the coil on the car cigarette lighter
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protip, if you’re anxious about talking on the phone and NEED to make a phone call, I like to type out what I want to say in notepad or whatever and then just read it off during the phone call. makes things easier
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Protip If you’re an artist and you want to make a super girly character like one with long hair, loves pink, wears dresses and loves makeup and flirts with boys and bakes cookies and hates getting dirty…Then do it, cause guess what, there are
#protip the tsa gets nervous when you bring a #gasmask in your carry-on luggage. Stow your gear in checked bags! #travel #femdomproblems #airport 💼
Ordinary life does not interest me. #femdom #mistress #batman #protip #weirdo #freaksunite #freaks #inspiration
The AC won’t turn off so we are using it as our in-room refrigerator! #hightech #burlesque #convention #LasVegas #BHOF #bhof2015 #lifehacks #protip #lifetip #rockstar #rocknrolllifestyle #roomservice #luxury
theonewiththepartialnudity: it’s been almost a year and I still think my piercings are precious.
Protip: when your significant other is lubing up the dildo they are about to put in their ass, do not take the dildo, put it on your crotch, and tell them to “sit on Santa’s lap, ho ho ho”.
Protip: read erotica while listening to these sensual sounds
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Protip: If you like cartoon ponies, that means you too are a furry fan by definition.
protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”
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