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“I started praying for breasts when I was, like, 11, and God answered that prayer above and beyond, by, like, 100 times, until I was like, ‘Please, stop, God. I can’t see my feet anymore. Please stop!’” -Katy Perry Dear God,

Please dear god yes give me this every night to come home to.

Please Teacher amv, done to Bryan Adams’ “Can’t Stop This Thing We Started.” A preview of the sweet but completely sleazy OVA episode #13. Dear God, I love this episode!

yourmindblown: Random Funny Facts: Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day: Dear God, Please oh please let Moonwalk Videobombing become a meme. -Your Mind Blown (follow) OH MY GOSH I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE ABLE TO MOONWALK MORE IN MY ENTIRE

uneed2stop: pixiemoon42: breewhat: harknessavagrant: raptorific: fandomgeek: fuckyouackles: oh my god I thought the last one was a JOKE, jfc THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. REPEAT THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. PLEASE DEAR GOD STOP ROMNEY FROM BEING

hell0g0rgeous: please dear god reblog and like this. :(

thecutestboysof: aplethoraofmen: Skinny dipping? collegewrestler: Dear God……….just please come out and tell us that you play for our team please

Dear God please let me be next!!

Dear God… When there is no more reason 2 b here ne more, please help me find mai way home again? In Jesus’ name i pray Amen

Dear god someone wear these for me!! Please!!

fkevlar: Still uploading stuff here I’ve forgotten to; one request stream I drew @buxbi. I gotta practice but it’s a good try I think. Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dear god, days when i’m not working are wonderfulgive me more please

After only operating in Vietnamese for 5 weeks, my English is now awkward and bad. I also am now unable to write my APWH essay because well. English. Lol. Cannot process.

evas-idiot-box:Dear God please please please please please.The captain, knowing they could pull the biggest prank on planet earth:

Dear God, please keep all the fools far far away from me today. Thank you most sincerely, Kitten.

efflorescentrobot: me, begging on my knees, sobbing, voice raw, whispering quietly: please dear god let me enjoy something in moderation brain: OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED

Dear God please let those feet smell as sexual arousing and perfect as they look.

Dear God, please let them smell and stink as perfect and sexy as they look.

Dear God, please let them smell as perfect as they look.

pe67en: mew915: Awesome ❤️ Soooo! perfect. Foot Goddess painted and created by God on one of his best days. Dear God please let her feet smell as perfect as they look.

neverpullsout: janeslowwhispers: Oh God, yes please… Dear porn producers, If you feel compelled to show it running out, then at least handle it this way! But as long as we’re wishing… A little less asshole, please.

Dear God please let them smell as perfect as they look ❤️

Dear God please let them smell as perfect and as sexy as they look <3 <3 <3

wrestlingssexconfessions: Dear God, Can I please have one night alone with Antonio Cesaro? I want to do incredibly naughty things with that man and his amazing body. If he’s not available, Dolph Ziggler or CM Punk can substitute. Please and thank you.

mydetention: UM STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES.WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE. I SWEAR TO GOD PATRICK IF YOU’RE FUCKING WITH US, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN & KILL YOU.and i don’t want to do that so dear god please…please…make another fob album.

akane022: oceansideopus: reserve: forovnix: fbi: but it says ‘friends to lovers’ followed by ‘mutual pining’ why did you scroll past that nsa: it’s 3AM, please only read one-shot pwps, please dear god cia: that’s a really specific au

reserve: forovnix: fbi: but it says ‘friends to lovers’ followed by ‘mutual pining’ why did you scroll past that nsa: it’s 3AM, please only read one-shot pwps, please dear god

evas-idiot-box:Dear God please please please please please.The captain, knowing they could pull the biggest prank on planet earth:

I WOULD DO ANYTHING. PLEASE DEAR NON-EXISTENT GOD GRANT ME THIS LINGERIE, AND I WILL GO BLOW A LONER OR SOMETHING. PLEASE.

dear God PLEASE let this boy be packin’

ineffableboyfriends: ineffableboyfriends: dear god in heaven please have koujaku and noiz fight next episode amen #also please let them make out for 25 hours amen

reserve: forovnix: fbi: but it says ‘friends to lovers’ followed by ‘mutual pining’ why did you scroll past that nsa: it’s 3AM, please only read one-shot pwps, please dear god

mogalicious: remembertoturnonthelight: i cannot deal with a lockout. please please please dear god no I feel you…I feel you.

thatgirlupstairs: tinybackpacker: honeyminttea: 💘💘 where can i buy this someone link me please dear god It’s still on the AP website here. It just went on sale too. ;)

apatheticghost: god: apatheticghost: dear god please give me a successful text post on tumblr dot com amen no ok

theanomalouswriter: I’m not even American but dear god please let Hillary win Imagine having the first black president and the first female president running the USA back to back? WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE GOD BLESS

And so begins my 12 day working week. With at least five 12 hour days, and the rest being 10 hours. Please make them go fast, or at least let me sleep well the whole time.

And so begins my 12 day working week. With at least five 12 hour days, and the rest being 10 hours. Please make them go fast, or at least let me sleep well the whole time.

Dear God, please have the boys rap the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with Will Smith tonight at the KCA's.

Dear god please never let me contract an STD

please-choke-me: dear god, this is wonderful…

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lickitysplittz69: Jesus it’s been almost a year.. EAT ME PLEASE DEAR GOD!

america-runs-on-kennedy: “Dear God, please take care of your servant, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, please take him to Heaven… Dear God and Dear Jesus.” - Jackie’s letter after JFK’s assassination

Dear God, 6 hot tgirls to please. Luckiest guy ever.

please tell me that’s not a tattoo, because dear god that’s awful.

harknessavagrant: raptorific: fandomgeek: fuckyouackles: oh my god I thought the last one was a JOKE, jfc THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. REPEAT THE LAST ONE IS NOT A JOKE. PLEASE DEAR GOD STOP ROMNEY FROM BEING PRESIDENT. Yeah, just to clarify: no

Dear God, Please forgive me. Please guide me through all these problems I’m having. I love you my Lord. You’ve been with me since the day I was born. I’m sorry for all the things I’ve done. I love you. You’re always there. Not physically

Dear God, please, watch over Japan. People woke up in Japan today, thinking ''Today was just gonna be another regular day''. A lot of innocent lives were lost, a lot of people are never going to get to see some people again. It could've happened to us..

Dear God, please send us Ryan Dunn back and we'll give you Justin Bieber.

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Dear god 🙏☁️ please let Zayn's 👑 first ☝️single🎤 be nasty af 🍆👅💦 we have been waiting 👫👬👭 for this moment ⌚️⏳ for so long 😩 I know he freaky 😈😛🍭 I just need him to reveal it 👀

dear god in charge of boobs, please give me more boob - thank you

MY ELECTRICITY JUST FLASHED. PLEASE, DEAR GOD, NO. JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME, I BEG OF YOU. I LOVE MY INTERNET!

yourbadgrrl: “Dear God, please please please can Father Jean give me absolution in my ass? You know how naughty it’s been this week. Plus, I’m saving my pussy for Jesus. Amen.”

dear god please just kill me

cockandmuff: beautifullyundressed: gayblowjob: please dear god D: I’m actually going to die ughhhh

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