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iamtolazyanduncreative: thissbrowngrl: noisesoftherandom: Wtf I cant with these people, b. Racism is dead, stop playing the race card, stop complaining this is AMMMMERICA land of opportunity
castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped
ultrafacts: In 2007 a Doberman Pinscher named Khan was rescued from an animal shelter. Just four days later he would save his new owner’s baby girl from a deadly snake attack.On the day of the incident, seventeen-month-old Charlotte Svillcic was playing
werewollves: top 3 depression activities: -watching vine compilations in your bed at 3am -playing 2048 with a dead expression -listening to Africa by Toto on repeat and trying to feel something, anything
gimmie-head-till-im-dead: If you are into sniffing a playful petgirl’s underwear you are in luck! My puppy is selling panties now: http://pantydeal.com/member/puppy_girlhttps://www.instagram.com/puppy_poopie_pie/
dragonlordoferebor: beyoncevevo: u know she dead *i’ll make a man out of you plays in the distance*
mr-cashman: thefallen-king: peytonkristeen: Fucking dead!! This is fun “thicc” damn, 2 c’s, they were not playing
trillaryclinton: laziestgenius: See, Black parents don’t play, they react with a quickness. Swift and deadly ._. *hollering
duragdaddy: woodmeat: veryharam: thisshitfunny: I don’t get it Tell her to stop playing out jokes like every other white person yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn she dead look like the little boy from the oblongs
jeniphyer: purpbanga: dablackpeterpan: supersmashedkev: I laughed at this video for 30 minutes straight and I want this video to be played while they lowering my casket when I’m dead and bout to get buried LMAO! “Tore that finger up”! Too
villainouscenobite: The fact that this brain dead fuckdoll cumdumspter thought it would end any differently than this is just cute. This was the only logical conclusion. You want to play the role of a tease, well then be prepared to pay the consequences.
lectronyx: aoifepocket: pitysoiree: shakespeare was ahead of his time for four years i’ve done this play in english class, and every year someone does the fucking tune and every year the teacher looks dead inside this reads like a dril tweet
mollyiswideawake: We want a musical SPN episode Gabriel apparently isn’t dead Richard Speight Jr plays guitar and ships Sabriel Do you see where I’m going with this
haveamagicalday: I’m watching Dead to Me and just now discovering that thisis the same actress who plays Velmaand that bitch Chutney who didn’t actually get into the shower!!!
alwaysbewoke: takeprideinyourheritage: dynastylnoire: the-doobiest: They don’t play that shit in 2016 Expose these niggas Daaamn!! He dead ass looks like that monster too lmao 😁😁💀💀 expose him! EXPOSE HIM!! EXPOSE HIM!!
midnitesurprise: i forgot if I ever put this on here, but I was reminded of it while playing pokemon x/y. did this old thing in 2010. wow. where did the time go???? its dead. time is gone.
the-ginger-imp: james-dean-bradfield:That fucking Dress is on the BBC news now! Calm Down! It is a dress! The guy who played Spock in Star Trek is dead!! Mexico have captured their most wanted drugs lord! And a kidnapped South African girl has been found
helltitty: helltitty: babymetal is the hardest and most brutal band out there right now i’m not fucking playing games with this post i’m dead serious.
benepla: sandalphom: laughingsquid: Acer Predator 21 X, A Gigantic 18lb High-Powered Gaming Laptop With a Curved 21″ Display this thing is stronger than god I tried playing red dead redemption on this and got trampled to death by a horse
blackromancancel: metalbatteryzone: benepla: sandalphom: laughingsquid: Acer Predator 21 X, A Gigantic 18lb High-Powered Gaming Laptop With a Curved 21″ Display this thing is stronger than god I tried playing red dead redemption on this
kiaranator: i was playing Animal Crossing w/ my Girlfriend a few days back and… let’s just say she’s still getting used to this game i found 5 dead trees in her town Press X for respect
nutsacktorturer:unclefather:me playing a nurse in a pornographic video: *sexily places my stethoscope onto his testicles* oh my god… they’re dead CLEAR
alpha-beta-gamer: Laser Guy Is an involuntary twin-stick shooter you try to make your way through your workplace without killing anybody with the constant deadly laser beam streaming from your face! Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows &
great-and-small:Spending time with kids always reminds me how much I love the way they play. I’ll be like “hey kid look, this little bug is called an isopod it’s related to crabs and it eats dead plants” and they’ll immediately respond with
the-ginger-imp:james-dean-bradfield:That fucking Dress is on the BBC news now! Calm Down! It is a dress! The guy who played Spock in Star Trek is dead!! Mexico have captured their most wanted drugs lord! And a kidnapped South African girl has been found
projectendo: galoogamelady:Had to separate the scene into two gifs. Anyhow, this is the final version.They’re pretty big so I’m not sure tumblr will play them :| GALOO YOU ACTUALLY LITERALLY KILLED ME THIS TIMEI’M DEAD
krudman: 2013: Nintendo disables swapnote to protect the children 2016: Play pokemon in traffic. Break into police stations. There’s an Eevee outside of your house at 3 a.m. Find a dead body.
textsfromzootopians: stu drove an unresponsive nick back to the police station and then callously dumped his dead body onto the concrete before taking out a bat and smashing his phone to pieces so he couldn’t play pokemon go anymore
hurleyquinn: daggerdykes: *80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods* I love Stranger Things
brainbleeder: playing red dead redemption 2 in first person with minimal hud / no minimap / no crosshair / no aim assist and headphones on
24ozsteak:24ozsteak:24ozsteak:red dead redemption 2 but i sit on an elliptical while i play and every time i use my horse i start pedaling lets get on iti respect horses now
unclefather:me playing a nurse in a pornographic video: *sexily places my stethoscope onto his testicles* oh my god… they’re dead
i8yurcookie: bruh i’m dead i was playing valorant and my team had 1 person left alive vs 3 enemies and one of my teammates said clutch or kiss bro.. then he died & the dude went in comms and made a lil smooch sound i’m actually screaming
buckysbeauty-capsbooty:niuniente: haikyuuofficial: donkos: gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure, if i don’t reblog this assume im dead THE NEXT 3:30 MINUTES AFTER PRESSING PLAY WILL BE THE BEST 3:30 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY. If anyone asks you what
niuniente: haikyuuofficial: donkos: gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure, if i don’t reblog this assume im dead THE NEXT 3:30 MINUTES AFTER PRESSING PLAY WILL BE THE BEST 3:30 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY.
prettyacrossing: kiaranator: i was playing Animal Crossing w/ my Girlfriend a few days back and… let’s just say she’s still getting used to this game i found 5 dead trees in her town Press X for respect Aww!!
lovelorn-xo: castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead
cigarettesandvideogames: grrlyman: Lion cub playing in leaves I am dead
history1970s: dandychild: I’M DEAD HAHA 😂 *plays this on loop for 10 min*
little-miss-boxie: me: *Finds new song that really likes* me: *PLAYS ON REPEAT UNTIL IT’S DEAD TO ME*
zarbon: Oh my God some kid playing pokemon go wandered around and found a dead body it’s starting
thatsthat24: microsuedemouse: you know that thing tumblr does sometimes where it replaces videos on your dash with other videos that were recently on your dash (no one told me @thatsthat24 was going to be in asoue, hmm…) I play one of the dead parents
whispyart:“Come and play! For the night is bright and you can sleep when you’re dead!”
peachlipstain: no offense but i rather be dead in california than be alive in any part of texas Don’t play Texas cuz it’s lit just hot. 😂😂😂
thekewl: danivalentine: This gave me chills. Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger was dead. “Well,” Nicholson told reporters
Incredible Freedom, Missions That Change As You Play, And Deadly New Stealth – Assassin’s Creed Unity Stabs Rich French Throats In New Gameplay Footage!
katiebookqueen: I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE HE LEGIT SAID NOT DEAD IT WAS PERFECT ANDERSON MYCROFT AND SHERLOCK PLAYING OPERATION SHEROCK AND MORIARTY ON THE FUCKING ROOF OH MY GOD THAT WAS PUT THERE FOR US IT WAS LIKE FANFICTION FOR FUCKS SAKE
roommate is playing red dead redemption
the other day dylan literally fell asleep while playing skyrim the sound of the controller hitting the floor woke me from a dead sleep, lolol.
I’M GETTING TIRED OF READING ALL THESE THINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD FEEL GUILTY IF I DON’T PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING FOR A BIT DEAD VILLAGERS SAD IZZY FACE STOP IT. ;__;
niuniente: haikyuuofficial: if i don’t reblog this assume im dead THE NEXT 3:30 MINUTES AFTER PRESSING PLAY WILL BE THE BEST 3:30 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY.