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Pfft! Was there ever even the least little bit of doubt he’d leave the box alone?

Pfft, greatest salesman ever.

[pfft what is even going on anymore I give up!]

Pfft. Really sorry for that. Hi to you too. Hmm nothing much..just tryin’ to sleep but I can’t cause I’m reading some fic ✌️

Pfft! Not even a dollar. More like .75 cents. Lmao. #KanyeShrug #UglyPeopleProblems #NoWorries #ForeverAlone #JustKidding

pfft water bender stallion lol XDbut seriously korra dicking~ | D’“’

creampop: johnnyjoestarrelatable: petintv: BTS stands for Bad and Terrible Songs this has the same energy as 2012 tumblr talking abt superwholock wheres that madden gif maker when you need it

ultrafacts: panichristie: erisdogwood: ultrafacts: chocolatesprinklesroyale: ultrafacts: Source More Facts Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!) I read

durianseeds: durianseeds: my mom said if this post got 50,000 notes she would buy me a hot asian boyfriend she says there’s no way that tumblr cares enough help

landorus: no offense but gay porn is a little.. gay

I just had the lamest sex. My bf and I kept talking nonsense and couldn’t stop laughing halp pfft

chibimitto: pitthemagicalgirl: Oh yeah. Yuma’s in trouble.

kabuki-akuma: Gags, the quality sucks but the picture doesn’t hahaaa. - Based on the Winter Soldier movie. Oh and movie reference. Most of you might catch it.

gorgeousdarkmatter: me too, snk fandom, me too

konpozaa: lifebien: konpozaa: this could be us but u a video game character Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

pleasestopbeingsad: things life is too short for:- hating yourself- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements- not singing along to your favorite songs- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool- bad coffee-

owian: do you just ever see your fave character in a picture like

koujaku killed his mom

cosmiicprince:carrotcakebandit: au where every sports anime is happening at the same school

frog-president: foxnewsofficial: foxnewsofficial: this is so funny terrible puns i’ve heard so far: william bakespeare william shakespliff much ado about puffing a midsummer night’s weed please add to the list hamlit

icyaerolite: bye

writing tip #1191:

incorrectmidc: Princess: Nico, are you alright? You’re acting a little weird. Albert: If you look him up in the dictionary, weird is the common definition. Nico: And yours is tsundere, Al. Albert: I am not a tsundere! I definitely mean it when I

andy-jedi-gallagher: I wish I had photoshop skillz This is relevant to something that’s making me laugh so hard i’m dying Inside joke is inside.

nosebro: commander german shepard

captainamericass: amazing fanart of a pairing that you don’t ship

lindaellerbee: hover for a secret message

I thought of a silly joke...

charlesoberonn: I was discussing representation of gender in fiction and I was thinking about how the ‘dead wife’ and ‘dead mom’ tropes are way too common in fiction and there was a big imbalance in killing prominently female characters. But

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