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candlelion: candlelion: next time i go to a coffee shop i’ll act mysterious and intriguing and when the order person asks me “what would you like?” i’ll look them in the eyes and whisper “true love”
Okay so this may sound really weird but like all of my mom’s friends who have tried talking to me about my figurines always start by asking how much they’re worth and that really bugs me???? If I bring the topic up that’s fine but when
When the mom friend asks if you've eaten dinner but you haven't consumed anything but cucumbers and freezies the last 3 days
The update none of you asked for
onnanoko-sekai:My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I
sexiestmoan: sexiestmoan: i know you guys missed my ass :P saw a person asking if i bleached my kitty, no i didn’t lol. thats how it looks on a good lighting. fav
thegreatxanboni: writingjustforgiggles Thank you. This means so very much to me, particularly today which started out not so great <3 I’d love to RP with you, my box is always open to asks, starters, or even just random bits of thought. I’d love
I just want birthday wishes from the people I consider my friends. Is that too much to fucking ask for??
What’s the point of you asking me when I work next,(when we’ll see each other next), if you’re not gonna say anything more than “what’s up” to me?? And I hate “what’s up.” That’s the shittiest
Can’t wait to meet the man who, at the end of the day, asks me how my day went.
Hi, for everyone that keeps asking, this is Luna
What’s everyone doing? Who are all you new people following me? Say hi. Tell me a story. Ask me something crazy. IDC.
I hate that the tumblr app doesn’t let me publish asks to my blog. It’s kinda annoying -__-
I know I work all the fucking time, i know that it’s your birthday weekend, I know that I’m being a jealous insecure asshole and I know you have other friends but is it too much to ask for my best friend to not avoid me and let me at least try and
perfect-unison: rhrealitycheck: feministbecky: peroquevaina: (I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.) I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off. This is great. this is 100 fucking percent how it should be
Sorry for the lack in personal content everyone!
incisiveogressprisms: “who pays for the date?” the straight person asks me. “you do,” I say. They look around, confused. But it is too late. I have already escaped with their wallet and am going to wine and dine a cute girl.
i'm the only person i know
Epilepsy I wish I had someone who also had frontal lobe epilepsy to talk to. I just want to ask for advice and know how to keep myself safe. I want to know how they feel and what we endure. I want to know how it effects out behavior and what I do.
I’m am at a point of new discovery. Where may you ask? In the world of femininity. I’m learning to appreciate what I once considered base if not at least trite. But yet here I am loving learning how to apply make up. And making jewelry. And
onionchester: the worst is when you’re telling someone something or discussing a topic and someone interrupts and changes the topic completely and you’re left with all these things to say but no way of getting back to it unless the other person asks
I would like to make it known that I am completely and utterly in love with this boy and I could never ask for a better, more understanding and more caring boyfriend. Anytime we have problems, we work it out, and we adjust to change and be better people
Because I’ve been asked, my cuddle buddy application:Name:Age:Why would you like to be my cuddle buddy?:Do you like cats?:Do you like Disney movies and crappy television (and Doctor Who):Rate your cuddling (1-10):Will you hold my hand?:Will cuddling
gingeyy: Because I’ve been asked, my cuddle buddy application:Name:Age:Why would you like to be my cuddle buddy?:Do you like cats?:Do you like Disney movies and crappy television (and Doctor Who):Rate your cuddling (1-10):Will you hold my hand?:Will
I just want someone to hold me. Someone to love me. But apparently that’s too much to ask.
tacocore-: touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was
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starkid-nerdfighter: starkid-nerdfighter: Guys, I’m sorry but I think December 31st is going to be my last day on Tumblr for the year. …if one more person asks me why I’m leaving.
crkallas: perfect-unison: rhrealitycheck: feministbecky: peroquevaina: (I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.) I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off. This is great. this is 100 fucking percent how it should be I SURE
intoitmaster: intoitmaster: Bianca what a useful box to hold your fuck toy from Public disgrace For the person asking about G spot and A Spot, who said porn is not educational?
onnanoko-sekai: My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I
8xenon8: Coughs hey a lot of people wanted the princesses and I think I saw one person ask for Trixie So…….I’m trying to stay awake, had to find somn to do! gonna put some design notes under the cut n_n ~~~ Keep reading
if a white person asks you to get in their car: DON’T DO IT
artsyblueem: An anonymous person asked me “could you please? maybe? draw Lucio walking in on D-VA streaming to her fans with his music playing & her gushing about him/his music & neither D-VA nor Lucio realise that he’s on the facecam but
pornusual: onnanoko-sekai: My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot.
There’s too much text on my personal tumblr feed right now, who do I follow to see more funny pictures at 3am-ish pacific time?
hotboyproblems: When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances
rhrealitycheck: feministbecky: peroquevaina: (I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.) I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off. This is great.
delendarius: delendarius: BERNIE BRIEF EP. #1 Bernie just personally asked on Reddit for everyone to share his first viral ad on income inequality on Facebook, Tumblr, Reddit, Twitter and any way we can. LET”S DO IT! Bernie doesn’t have the money
When people ask me why I care about cultural appropriation:
dreamshappenhere: omqtrishh: - I’m asking you to take two seconds and please reblog this especially if you live in the NYC area at this point she can be anywhere ! She suffers from dementia it’s cold and she needs to be home with her family !! Please
spazzbot: xoxogarnet: fl0ralgf: me: hello can you please tag [insert ‘obscure’ trigger] it causes me to have flashbacks gross person: actually no. its not listed under the Official Neurotypical Approved List Of Triggers™. please try going outside
BruhI just wish sometimes that I would literally dieAnd I don’t think that’s too much to ask for
Nobody asked for itBut I’m about to get high as a damn kite and make some horribly gory and bloody vent art cause my life is falling apartBlacklist the tag “vent art” for a little while to avoid itProbably nothing is gonna be actually uploaded for
yourmasterfornow: “When any guest, male or otherwise superior person asks you to show off your pussy sissy, you will bend over, lift your skirt and apron and present !! Understood?!?!!!”
depravedgentlemansguide: The Gentleman The Gentleman’s Writings Ask the Gentleman
slutintraining: All I want is a man who will fuck me like this and a BFF who will help him fuck me like this. Is that so much to ask? ;)
thedarkmindedone:yesiamhisgoddess:I’ve done that you’ve asked Sir Inspection… anytime, anyplace…
commongayboy: “i’d never date a trans person” you wish they wanted you
mylittleredgirl:okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing