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graceless-goddess: I really am my parents Miracle Baby. Years and years they tried to have a child and couldn’t. And my mom didn’t know she was pregnant (she thought she was just big 😭). They found out they were expecting and I popped out on thanksgiving
chodyfoster: “There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child”her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
lolfactory: A parents greatest achievement is when their child comes out better than they ever were ➨ funny blog [via imgur]
stolenwhales: dance-hall-dyke: satan-is-salmon: psychara: onlylolgifs: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. Not to mention
aro-ace-wonderwoman: inanorderlyfashion: blackqueerbravado: mewtwoofficial: yappanese: I love this lil fairy queen’s wings got tired so she took the subway hope this child knew yall took they pic tho hope they parents let it be posted tho Fear
harrystylesnickgrimshaw: when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
theslinkylizard: myblackeyeddemon: theslinkylizard: Baby got a bath today~ How did you get a dinosaur This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!
satan-is-salmon: psychara: onlylolgifs: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys.
asobukiruosuru: UPDATE: For any of you that didn’t know yet, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s child Shiloh has just fully come out as transgender. His name is John and he has wonderful accepting parents and family. This is what Leelah Alcorn gave her
meadowsofashandwisdom: badatphotography: Yes. Now leave amber and john alone. We’re really not sure, the child has told us, the parents have told us, strangers have told us… But we’re really not sure.
stolenwhales:dance-hall-dyke: satan-is-salmon: psychara: onlylolgifs: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. Not to mention
bloodybookworm: jumpingjacktrash: ham4sprwholck: Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs” my mom had a nice technique for this.
deersatan: what i literally do not understand , is why its ok to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make
africanaquarian: child: so are you ever gonna pay me back that money I let you borrow? parent:
I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, "Oh my God, my child is retarded."
Reblog with the nickname your parents gave you as a child.
itsthehumorthatgetsme: gytrash: What the hell #their expression is very characteristic #nine is calm #ten is very charismatic #and eleven is like a child who just burnt his parent’s curtains #completely accidentally (via crazyandsexy)
creepycollector: I just saw this on Reddit today and I wanted to share it here. When you’re a parent, you have to realize that the child you brought into this world is going to be their own person and you’ll have to start getting into things you
itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt: quoms: The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value
tyrannosaurus-rex:unclefather:these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh
un-serial-writer:turtle-noise:powerfulwizard:tyrannosaurus-rex:unclefather:these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huhWhen I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck
turtle-noise:powerfulwizard:tyrannosaurus-rex:unclefather:these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huhWhen I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no This took
mattistumbly:livsoulsecrets:I think we as a society don’t talk enough about how Vision is incapable of producing a single straight child:Parenting done right!
earhartsease:sexysamosa-deactivated20211121:calling tumblr ‘tumblr dot com’ is the equivalent of a parent calling their child by their full name when theyre angry tumblr dorothy commercial you come down here right now
mclennonyaoi:mclennonyaoi:my mom and i used to share a kindle account. and when i was younger and i first came out to my parents i saw a book about how to support your lgbt child being read. and at the time i felt… a little weirded out by it, but now
afloweroutofstone:Someone pointed out that Tennessee, which is in the process of banning drag shows anywhere that a child might be present in order to give “confidence to parents that they can take their kids to a public or private show and will not
fiercekween: My Biological Parents are Gay, but Hate that I’m Transgender... I am a 22 year old trans woman who is the biological child, of two gay men. Now you may think this warrants me some type “luck” when it comes to the issue of family acceptance;
littletipoftheshoelace:theaspiringauthor:pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child. Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together. Apparently you can’t
kanyememe: honestly im so envious of kids who have parents who care about their child’s interests and passions
nico-incognito: nerdyblackfangirl: asinine-sunshine: GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority. (Can someone caption
theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: bigblackcrocs: theawesomeadventurer: I don’t know who used my email as their parent email but this is the funniest thing that’s happened to me all week Discipline your child
goodstoutcocoa: thedirtymonkey2:#TheSeedIsStrong ~Light hair is a recessive trait, dark hair is a dominant trait. Two parents with a recessive gene can still produce a child with a dominant one. Did anyone on Tumblr take basic biology in high school?
powerburial: most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad
silversarcasm: smoldragonborn: silversarcasm: silversarcasm: also just saw someone on twitter refer to themselves as a ‘parent of a child with level 2 autism’ and i desperately want to know how we level up, why did no one tell me i think im probably
roach-works:aspiringwarriorlibrarian:amygdalan-arm:i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful
greater-than-the-sword:Parents be like “my child cannot go outside to play unsupervised, the world is full of pedophiles” and then give them unlimited unsupervised internet access
whetstonefires:thetimetostrikeislater:thetimetostrikeislater:taken-aurally:marlinspirkhall:A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.It’s years before anyone explains
Elena,It’s no easy task being an ordinary parent to an extrordinary child. I failed in that task. And because of my prejudices, I failed you. I am haunted by how things might have turned out differently if I had been more willing to hear your side
iknowgallifreyan: Damn, This hit me hard. I can’t believe a parent could be so cruel to their own child.
thagoodthings: mrforde: childishthot: phattygirls: Judge going off on two parents arrested for child abuse!! some people should not even be blessed with having children I love this judge a-and im really being sarcastic
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a parenting licence , some people are just too stupid or irresponsible to raise a child
shaolinbynature: A Georgia couple, who are parents of three, was sentenced for a total of 28 years for terrorizing a black child’s birthday party. They and a dozen others were riding around in trucks with guns and confederate flags, yelling racial
biomerge:Being an authoritarian parent isn’t going to make your child behave it’s literally just going to teach them how to be sneakier and lie even better so you THINK they are behaving until something awful happens because they were too scared to
black-nata: Goodbye Christopher Robin (2017) lmaooo son i choked when this scene came on……… she left the whole house bald…. no clapback like a nanny-who-cares-more-about-a-child-than-its-actual-parents clapback
archangel-abdiel: satan-is-salmon: psychara: onlylolgifs: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. YIPPE YIPPE YEET
violoxagon: Marina Matsumoto(parent) & Moeha(child) - Real family pornstar
dance-hall-dyke: satan-is-salmon: psychara: onlylolgifs: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. Not to mention this is
rainbow-unicorn-fart: littletipoftheshoelace: theaspiringauthor: pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child. Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
chodyfoster: “There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child” her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
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