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Philip Pullman - Gives Advice to Parents

nevver: “Most letters from a parent contain a parent’s own lost dreams disguised as good advice.” — Kurt Vonnegut

Louie C.K Guide to Parenting

laughhard: That moment when Fairly Odd Parents drops some spot on advice

Seriously. I told you so! Don’t know why “talk like a pirate” matters, personally.

askagenderfluidandgenderflux: trans-advice: oathgrowth: mypoorfaves: pastel-otherkin: penguinprincen: hey trans friends if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it. you can order

And when you’re gone, who am I to undeniably count on? Who will be on my side no matter if I’m in the wrong or not? Who will hold me and wipe my tears no matter how old I’ll be? For advice, who will I go to? And when you’re gone, who’s house

lifelovebookssex: cloningmycat: kiokushitaka: shrineart: caitatonic: sunflower-b-pondicus: flutterjedi: mixedy: my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons. #i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE I’m an adult. Some shit about life,

naomicampbelle: when your parents try to give you fashion advice Yeah guys.. don’t even Jest

naomicampbelle: when your parents try to give you fashion advice

rageomega: the-parental-advice: tag-redfield: localstarboy: I AM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Okay that was worth it at the end LMAO! I wasn’t expecting that 😂😂 @novaschaos

persian-slutwife: born2fcuk: eyesgreen720: that precious drop 💙💙 Dating advice from persian-slutwife: Remember that you don’t always have to get completely undressed to please him. Whether you’re in a restaurant, movie theater, your parents’

naomicampbelle: when your parents try to give you fashion advice

advice-animal: Made an Account For This Onehttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/ Hahahah that happened with me when I was a kid. Parents though I was a trouble child or something, sent me to child psychologist. 4 sessions later we’re sitting in

He’s not wrong.

advice-animal:I hope you don’t forget how much I paid for your college when it’s time to choose my nursing home. My parents paid nothing for me. Ever. I am definitely never gonna forget that. ;)

ragecomics4you: Some quick parenting advice about “Magic the Gathering” card game.http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

buy1get1freeuse: Ellie wanted to study and be a programmer. Her parents knew that their neighbor was one, so they decided to ask him for advice one day. “Oh, no problem!” he said. “I’m going to my place out in San Fran this weekend, just have

slytherinsheiress: Remus: My advice is don’t be overconfident. The first time I met Sirius’ parents I called my drink Firewhiskey, when it was obviously Dragon Barrel Brandy. They haven’t spoken to me since.Harry: Really? Just for that?Remus: Yes.

my parents always made the internet out to be this hive of scum and villainy once I disregarded their advice and put my address on a public forum because shits and giggles someone bought me a pizza the internet is awesome

thisisnotyourhomework: alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents: don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware

travisfimmelunofficial: Travis’s parents advice to him “They said ‘just to live your life,“It’s just the family stuff they give me pressure on. Why haven’t I got a girlfriend? Why haven’t I got kids? I’m working on it. I thought I’d

thisisnotyourhomework: alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents: don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware

trans-advice: oathgrowth: mypoorfaves: pastel-otherkin: penguinprincen: hey trans friends if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it. you can order whatever it is online and

nasty-fvck: things my parents never discussed with me Save 10% of each check and put it into your savings. Living paycheck to paycheck will never keep you ahead of the game. If you’re undecided about a career, pickup a trade or work your way up the

dickprintbandit: naive-as-the-dry-leaves: dickprintbandit: thighetician: dickprintbandit: dear young people, your credit score is very valuable. please take the time out to perfect it in your younger years. You can have all kinds of nice shit in

reversecentaur: ah…. the answer was here all along…. be rich! come from wealth! why did i not think of this………. Nigga my parents don’t own shit. My grandmother died not owning shit. How the fuck can anybody follow that fuck ass advice?

eronthebender: jaycisco: jaileyrhode: Just thought I’d share this in hopes of stopping parents from giving their kids dumb ass advice to (ESPECIALLY) their daughters, laced with misogyny, fearmongering and societal norms. If you want your kids to

thedarkestlove: thatmelaninthoughx: wangthola: Daniel Grinker‎RHODES SRC3 hrs · Some advice from somebody who has been there before. Just in case things get hectic When our parents have to tell us how to deal with the same tear gas that was thrown

the-parental-advice: goldenpyramidsz: alovesupremex: 4mysquad: Chance The Rapper. Juke Jam. Tiny Desk. I support his politics and actions BUT THIS 👆🏾 is just incredible OMG And no white boy needed in this joint #BlackExcellence This is

naomicampbelle: when your parents try to give you fashion advice

the-parental-advice: tag-redfield: localstarboy: I AM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Okay that was worth it at the end LMAO! I wasn’t expecting that 😂😂

alisonshendrixs:an important piece of advice for future parents:don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware of their weight just don’t

the-parental-advice: goldenpyramidsz: alovesupremex: 4mysquad: Chance The Rapper. Juke Jam. Tiny Desk. I support his politics and actions BUT THIS 👆🏾 is just incredible OMG And no white boy needed in this joint #BlackExcellence This

naomicampbelle: when your parents try to give you fashion advice

naomicampbelle: when your parents try to give you fashion advice

naomicampbelle: when your parents try to give you fashion advice

FUCK YEAH! THE NATIONAL: Parenting advice from the National’s Matt Berninger

alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents: don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware of their weight just don’t

Anyone have any advice on how to tell your parents (and entire family) that you’re not going to graduate college this semester? Only three more weeks until graduation and they still think I’m attending classes when I actually withdrew weeks ago. I

alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents: don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware of their weight just don’t

alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents: don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware of their weight just don’t

foxymagicalbabe: if i were to give parents some advice coming from a child go to therapy and take care of your issues before you project them onto your children and make them suffer

naomicampbelle: when your parents try to give you fashion advice

dxmedicalstudent: Your parents may have nagged you to study, but I bet they never realised how seriously you took their advice in the end. Doctorhood: taking your parents’ advice to study, study, study to new extremes! Funnily enough, my parents tell

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the-parental-advice: goldenpyramidsz: alovesupremex: 4mysquad: Chance The Rapper. Juke Jam. Tiny Desk. I support his politics and actions BUT THIS 👆🏾 is just incredible OMG And no white boy needed in this joint #BlackExcellence This is

daily-superheroes: Parenting advice from Dr. Doom?!http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com/

fisharescary802: the-parental-advice: tag-redfield: localstarboy: I AM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Okay that was worth it at the end LMAO! I wasn’t expecting that 😂😂 @outofcontextarthur have you seen

the-parental-advice: c4tbus:Today, Therese Patricia Okoumou, a Congolese immigrant, scaled the Statue of Liberty and said she would not be moved until all the children detained from ICE were released. Now this is a hero.

wyattsalazar:the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that

sheisrecovering: nurselofwyr: butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway: selchieproductions: i mean, maybe this is my inner “survivor of child abuse” talking, but I am not going to tell abusive parents that they’re bad at bringing up their children without

uremysweetapocalypse: ” I think that I’m feelin’ the vibe, I see the love in her eyes, I see the feelin’ the freedom is granted as soon as the damage of vodka arrived this how you capitalize, this is parental advice then apparently I’m

Day 11: the worst advice you’ve ever heard, or ever been given “ignore it and it will go away” Day 12: the best advice you’ve ever heard, or ever been given idk i really dont ask for help Day 13: your favorite quote thats like a parent

fuckyeahviralpics: Since mallard is giving parenting advice today via imgur *(*´∀｀*)☆ more…

the-parental-advice: tag-redfield: localstarboy: I AM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Okay that was worth it at the end LMAO! I wasn’t expecting that 😂😂

zippo077: Wishing she’d heeded her parents advice about hitchhiking, Stacey has only herself to blame for the predicament she finds herself in. Thoroughly hogtied with what seems like a hundred feet of rope(her abductor even tied her toes), Stacey

Advice for everyone: get drunk with your parents. It’ll bring you guys so much closer.

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