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hoodoonsfw: If you want one just contact me and we can totes talk about it~~ c: If you want just a sketch or just line art, contact notsafe or myself directly~ Sup everyone, we’re doing some collab commissions. If you would like one be sure to
Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “Nicolas Cage Goes Trick or Treating” So, the Universe decided this needed to happen.Read the original story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/223182/nicolas-cage-goes-trick-or-treating
phandom-doodles: I’ve seen a lot of these around but I wanted to make like a super challenge. Some of these will have been seen before in other challenges. You can add or change kinks, change the order, do one pairing or a few. Interpret this in whatever
My friends are the biggest social media ppl, like everytime something happens they grab their phones & post it on Snapchat or Instagram or whatever n I hate it. I’m not a social media person at all, I basically just use Tumblr and it’s
mechanomi: Whenever I see people who are super smug about being atheists, I always think of this quote from Kurt Vonnegut’s address at Bennington: Like, it’s fine if you don’t believe in God or the bible or whatever. Tons of people don’t. Hell,
Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t
To shower and shave pubes for T for when she gets off work or tomorrow, or leave them?
mrstrangersalley: Snow attack was sudden and massive. So spontaneous tahat Marie decided to have some fun in it. Or did she only wanted to clean something off her face with snow? We’ll never know…or will we?
Heute ist wieder großer “PISS OR SQUIRT”-Tag! Sagt mir was ihr glaubt! Pic 19 / 30: PISS OR SQUIRT?!Eure Nastassja P.S.: Meine Empfehlung ist http://www.amazon.de/dp/B00JVK4A7Y
THIS OR THAT: MASTER P MANICURES or NO LIMIT NAILS
THIS OR THAT: ALL WHITE EVERYTHING or THANK GOD FOR THAT WHITE
I hate when I’m sick or hurt and people bring me food. I don’t want food. I want quiet and dark because I’m quiet and dark. But god help you if you don’t come and check on me cause as soon as I’m better all that friend shit
@kleo2020 a lot of it was more or less free detox. i was most definitely a junkie, and i was well on my way toward being a full blown alcoholic. so you know, counseling, free food, and some detox. it was pretty sweet. I mean I was absolutely terrified
geibuchan: pyronoid-d: ebilflindas: Story time: when I was about 13, I got a network adaptor for my PS2. At the time, the Tony Hawk games had a thriving online community, and to fuck with people, I would create servers with names like FUN FUN FUN or
auwa:what time of day do you normally check tumblr?in the morning after i wake upafternoon around lunchtime or during breaks at workduring the evening after i get home from work/school or before i go to bedlate at night, i’m a night owlinfrequently
So, as I prepare for my weekend of fun with my girl friends I wonder, would my followers rather I queue up a bunch of things for you all to enjoy while I’m gone? OR Would it be better for me to queue up a few naughty nerdy photos for you to enjoy
scootiemcbooty: Put a ship in my ask and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them: Fake dating Bodyswap Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it Dark!fic Secret kinks Their first kiss Meeting the parents
savarend: nobody i know even says “die cis scum”. i think i’ve seen like. three trans* people ever say it in some way, shape, or form and only once was it ever serious. it’s such a fucking straw man argument to say that trans* people hate
I like games where you don’t have to play a human. Where you play an animal, a robot, an alien, or at the very least a dwarf or elf. I don’t mind playing human if it’s the only option (and it usually is, especially nowadays since animal
I wonder a lot about whether or not Gems would have heartbeats
I was listening to music and I found that I really like the song “Wake Up” by the Arcade Fire in relation to the Gems, regarding whatever conflict caused their species to apparently die out (or leave or whatever) and especially with the theory
Not to be mean or anything but I kinda assume that people who genuinely think the Crystal Gems are secretly evil bad guys have been watching the show on mute with their eyes closed…
I’m having such an off day today, my brain just doesn’t want to think straight and everything is just kind of bleh… I don’t know if I should keep trying to get things done or just give up and just play video games or watch something and just
windycarnage: also people should keep in mind that sometimes when an artist says “doodle” what they mean is “stress-free art”. that doesn’t necessarily mean that the “doodle” they made is something that they didn’t work hard at or didn’t
hmm, UCC Distributing no longer has the Plushie clips/keychains listed. I wonder why that is… its probably too much to hope they’re pulling it to swap out one of the Stevens or the Cookie Cat or even Lion for Amethyst, but that’s my hope anyway
Whenever someone comments “Is this real?” or “This is probably fake” on my news/info or merchandise posts
evangeliinefox:MOVIES WATCHED IN 2022:CHOOSE OR DIE2022, dir. Toby Meakins
leviathanhomecooking: Choose or Die (2022)
necesitamos: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve
Commissions are opened. Here is the info and prices I’ll use from now on. As you can see it’s a Butt or Bust :) deal, but I’ll draw full bodies too. Butt or Bust:Sketch + Flats: Sketch + Shades: ์Ink + Flats: ๑Ink + Shades: Full
send me 'have you evers' and i will reply with yes or no
for some reason - could be the weather or my mood - but I’m craving angry sex between Havoc and another male character. Jean just needs to be used, hands tied, hair yanking and good ol’ biting to leave bruises. Yes, my muse is technically
i bet noiz had a lot of useless/unusual skills. like. he probably knows how to ride a unicycle while juggling or make balloon animals. or accurately guess the size of someone’s dick with one glance.
envycamacho: do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
how tf do people eat sunny side up eggs without any soy sauce or sriracha wtf how do u live
s-chama replied to your photo “wonder if i should cut my nails” as long as theyre healthy and not impeding daily function or causing pain from frequently getting bent back or something (the real danger of long nails) theres
Man i hope im not single much longer or find a play partner or some shit godamm…
snkmerchandise: News: DEAD OR ALIVE 5 Last Round x Shingeki no Kyojin Collaboration! Original Release Date: July 19th, 2016Retail Price: TBD (DLC with game) “DEAD OR ALIVE 5 Last Round” has announced an upcoming costume and stage collaboration
knitmeapony: darktome:look what the hotel microwave does Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No. You missed it by one
9th-street-hooker: Option A or B bitch you choose. I want to know what my followers would choose so comment A or B
tits-or-getthefuckout: stark—raving-sane : ITS BACKWARDS T.T but I tried [: you asked so nicely, I thought itd be ok. Either way, it’s amazing! XD Thanks you very much for the submission!
Lets play True or False. Leave me a message in my ask, and ill answer it with a true or false.
rosietheriveter01: It would be nice if some prescription meds came with these little encouraging notes that destigmatize illness like these do with such things as ordinary or commonplace as a cut or headache.
Love me please? Or tell me I’m pretty. Or snuggle me. Whatever works.
Sometimes instead of studying, you just need a glass or two of wine and some Netflix at 12:30pm.
My problem when I wake up at 11am:I eat at like 11:10/12, usually still breakfast foods like egg whites with a ton of other shit and veggies but still amounts to under 400 calories or so (or like 310 this time somehow - it’s always so much food).
Nothing is better than a sunny day and squats, even if it was high rep very low weight since I’m home and don’t have a squat rack or spotter. But it was fun! And fun getting into and out of a back squat. Loved pressing in from a front squat
To all the non-binary kids who have to dress a specific gendered way because you go to a school or work with a uniform, I’m sorry.
theshitfuck-png: Sorry in advance for this mess of a post and my life but anyway I’m more or less being forced to find my own place before October and I’m kinda worried about being able to make end’s meet (or buying food for that matter) until
Honestly, i don’t know how people link spotify up to facebook because how do they have guilty pleasure marathons of Wham or One Direction without everyone knowing and disowning them?
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
Some people are too unrealistically optimistic and I cannot deal with people like that. It’s one thing to have an optimistic outlook on your life or current situations, but if you refuse to deal with anything “negative” or look into
pls ask me things and/or make me think bc im currently overthinking about things I dont want to
so its late and my fellow canucks are probably watching fireworks, playing beer pong or by a bonfire (or all three) but happy canada day!! I celebrated with stickers, goats and poutine. thank you for being a really cool place canada, I love you.
does anybody else get ninja turtle pajama pants from walmart and think they smell delicious because of that newly bought smell or is that just me
I think the only people who think that living with your parents is “wrong” or looks bad are people who ARE still living with their parents who have no concept of the reality of the world. Just young teens who are all “Man once I turn
do you guys like to nickname all your pokemon or just some and not others?
sometimes it really scares me knowing i only have like 2-3 friends because i fear that something would happen like us drifting apart or having a fight or them not liking me anymore and that would just leave me completely alone
That moment when a few months after you tell your boyfriend that you want to be proposed to at Disneyland he asks you if you prefer to go to Disneyland during the summer or winter.
