or your moms
find or your moms on porn pin board
or your moms clips
or your moms videos
or your moms images
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
Be quiet you little slut or your mom will hear you, and then I’m really going to have to punish you
Always have sex with your boss when they’re in a bad mood, even if your boss happens to be your bestfriends mom….or your mom
“Your aunt tends to forgets that while she is on the phone with either her husband or your mom you will not stop fucking her, even if it means you two getting caughtâ€
Definitely feeling a bit of a milf / cougar thing tonight. Any sexy older ladies out there feel free to ask or submit anything you like.
Happy Mother’s Day! Treat your Mom (or yourself) to a belly laugh and watch this hilarious performance of “The Mom Song” :D
Honey, you haven’t told anything to your mom about the expensive presents like this fur coat or the sports car that my boss has bought for me or about the many times I accompany him on business trips, have you? Well, your mother asked me some questi
Honey, you haven’t told anything to your mom about the expensive presents like this fur coat or the sports car that my boss has bought for me or about the many times I accompany him on business trips, have you? Well, your mother asked me some question
Your much-younger-than-your-dad step-mom was right when she said, “drive carefully, or your dad won’t let you borrow his car again.”
It was really shocking to hear your girlfriend say, “I started dating you because I wanted to seduce your mom; now we both think that you’d make a very good cuckold; a man - or a boy - who would be happy to worship two lesbians.”
Your mom is working as hard as she can to please your new step-dad but it’s not enough. Too bad for you, they’re in the living room every evening and he has his big cock out. She can’t make you dinner or take you anywhere anymore because
secretslice: “Oh my god Uncle Pete. Fuuccck…”“Shut up, sport or your mom will hear us. Stay still. I’m about to cum.” http://secretslice.tumblr.com Fucccckkk
family-fun-times: “Why are you always riding my ass?!?” I screamed at my dad. “Because you lay around the house all day and don’t lift a finger to help me or your mom out,” replied my Dad. From there the two of got in each
secretslice:“Oh my god Uncle Pete. Fuuccck…”“Shut up, sport or your mom will hear us. Stay still. I’m about to cum.” http://secretslice.tumblr.com
You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously and conservatively. Even you, the biggest pussy ass faggot ever (or so your old high school bullies used to say as they kicked you in the stomach and spit on your hunched up wiry frame as you
MRW when I see posts like "Reblog or your mom will die" having thousands of notes:
Petition to delete the "reblog or your mom will die" post
ndnprct3: this is the savior dog. reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog the “Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds” post ever again.
softbipolarity: knowing that that thing you’ve been putting off forever is never as difficult or time consuming as you think it’s going to be and that you will feel so much better when you’ve done it and still not being able to make yourself do
immaculate-benediction-batch: cleoselene: “reblog this or your mom will die” “seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post” “if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul” “you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”
goingtothetardis: booooost: sympathypaynes: GOOD FOR HER THAT OTHER GUY IS TEN MILLION TIMES HOTTER guy 1: boring future in the hamptonsguy 2: everything your mom never let you date #imagine your otp #this is how rose meets ten (via @tinyconfusion)
ratdonnie: familycumtime: Reblog if you feel that sex should be taught at home by people that love you 💕 Whose with me. Grab your sister or your mom and give em some love That’s the way it should be !! Family teaching family !!!
septemberfirst1989: septemberfirst1989: social experiment: if you’re lgbt+ reblog and tag your sexuality/gender and if you’re closer to your mom or your dad trend ive noticed: most ppl said that theyre closer to their mom, but almost every nb lesbian
iam-ashley: My mommy and I today! I love her! Your mom tho?
bunkey:as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i take a look at my cock and realize its curving left!
pclyjuicepotion: Just letting y’all know I’ve scrolled past that “reblog or your mom will die in x amount of seconds” post several times and nothings happened. She’s fine. Don’t worry about it. I promise nothing will happen to your mother
incestpornworld: “Your aunt tends to forgets that while she is on the phone with either her husband or your mom you will not stop fucking her, even if it means you two getting caught”
thehandthatfollows-deactivated2:Edging instructions: You may edge today by humping objects that you won’t be able to look at again without thinking about the time you edged on it. Like your desk at work. Or your mom’s kitchen table. Think about what
