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vllages: healthbyholly: You can give someone a blowjob or fuck them anywhere. Sex is never inappropriate. Being parked ~in the middle of the street~ doesn’t mean you can’t suck a dick or ride one, who cares who sees? It’s your body to use whenever
akibastar: DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT AN ANIME THAT ONE ANIME THAT WHENEVER YOU THINK ABOUT IT OR LISTEN TO THE THEME SONG OR TALK ABOUT IT YOUR CHEST GETS ALL TIGHT AND YOUR HEART STARTS TO JUST SWELL BECAUSE WOW YOU LOVE THAT ANIME SO MUCH
eunoiaroue-deactivated20220517:Where is my needy dom who can’t wait to touch me all the time?! Someone who will slap my ass or grab my boobs whenever and wherever. Needs to hold hands or wrap their arms around me. Possibly even place a hand around my
bluesey: I don’t know whether it’s my theme or my tumblr overall, but whenever I upload a good quality photo, it either becomes more blurry on here or looks to sharp. Either way it fucks me off. Why can’t it be how it is originally? Is it me?
russalex: godless-david: Whenever someone says things like “Hillary should be arrested!” or “Obama was the worst president ever!”, I calmly ask them what laws Hillary broke or what Obama did to hurt this country. No one has EVER been able to
bjorkcub: This is me whenever I crawl in bed, wake up next to my husband, eat Thai or Indian food, pull clean laundry out of the dryer and smell it, take a really good poop, eat anything from Cold Stone, or drive by our new house. I feelz all yumbly
ohscalamity: DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT AN ANIME THAT ONE ANIME THAT WHENEVER YOU THINK ABOUT IT OR LISTEN TO THE THEME SONG OR TALK ABOUT IT YOUR CHEST GETS ALL TIGHT AND YOUR HEART STARTS TO JUST SWELL BECAUSE WOW YOU LOVE THAT ANIME SO MUCH
blandmarvelheadcanons: Natasha has a habit of coming up behind Bucky and putting his hair up for him whenever he’s doing something and his mop of hair gets in his eyes. Whether he’s trying to figure out the computer or eating or bickering with Steve,
amospoe: “There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them. Whenever I’m sad I’m going to die, or so nervous I can’t sleep, or in love with somebody I won’t be seeing for a week, I slump down so far and
nothingman: Whenever a comedian or performer says they aren’t going to say bitch or make jokes about rape after having their first daughter, I always imagine them running around shouting at people in the hospital “Dude I just figured out WOMEN ARE
cameoamalthea: jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles
erosdiary: My big brother never wanted me around his friends. He was always so concerned that they would try to make an advance on me or try to sweet talk me into bed. Whenever one or more would visit he would make sure I was never alone with them
stellatrixbetty: stripperina: prettyyiinpunkk: queenbonerkiller: Whenever straight dudes say that they don’t like strip clubs because they’re gross or exploitative or whatever, ask them if they watch porn. Because chances are pretty fucking good
vampireapologist:whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great
bamonnineties: ohscalamity:DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT AN ANIME THAT ONE ANIME THAT WHENEVER YOU THINK ABOUT IT OR LISTEN TO THE THEME SONG OR TALK ABOUT IT YOUR CHEST GETS ALL TIGHT AND YOUR HEART STARTS TO JUST SWELL BECAUSE WOW YOU LOVE THAT ANIME
hungrytammy: (via ayyebeezyfbaby) i dont think drake is that FINE or HOT or CUTE but whenever i see any guy just showing a “care” of anything its just so fucking hot and sexyy
Facts about me, i LOVE writing, extremely LOVE it i mostly write fiction, or non fiction. The hardest thing ever is making or picking a name, and i love reading.. Whenever i’m on the phone with someone at night, i’m either singing, reading,
So a couple days ago, (Monday) while closing a friend’s car door, I scraped my leg on the edge door and some of my skin ripped off, I’m not sure of I should put a band-aid on it or anything but it hurts whenever I or the fabric of my pants touches
sweetsurrenderdoll: daddyiwantthis: Whenever Daddy enters the room 💕 Oneday you’ll get home to this Sir @quiet-your-troubled-mind, and you’ll know I’m either really really pleased to see you,or you forgot to switch an edge off, or i really
eldritchfurry: whenever i hear homestuck words in a non-homestuck context it activates my fight or flight instinct. my strife or abscond instinct, if you will
ffffracturable00:SO I MADE A “DO THIS INSTEAD” BOXThis box is full of little slips with things I can do, so that whenever I feel sad, numb, bored, anxious, like binging and/or purging, or cutting, I open this box and pick a slip and do whatever is
congragulation: u know what would be cool. if you could wear whatever you wanted whenever you wanted without having to feel bad or weird or shamed about it. show up to work in plated armor. show up to a staff meeting in full cosplay. wear a dress to
studip: Do u ever have that 1 person that whenever u hang with them u always have a good time. Like Even if it’s just sitting in your basement or driving to McDonald’s. They just always make u laugh like you guys might not even hang that much or
uweremythtaken: powerarmor: i hate how whenever you see a gay love scene in movies or tv in the company of straight people the atmosphere gets tense regardless of tolerance level. like conservatives are visibly uncomfortable or disgusted and that tension
thebrotherswinchester: thebrotherswinchester: do you have like these imaginary scenes in your head of you in situations that would never actually happen and whenever you’re bored or spacing out or just walking around you kind of just go back to
indie-secrets: nike-laos: this too shall pass Whenever I’m down or stressed or just going through a rough time, my mom always says to me “this too shall pass”. She said that that was what her mom used to tell her when she was feeling sad, and
dollified-sluts: Being a fuck doll is easier than being a person. You don’t have to think, or pay bills, or learn to work. Just be a pretty, mindless set of holes available for use whenever he feels like it. Welcome to the doll house.
imakemywings: australiansanta: whenever an american pronounces herb as ‘urb’ it shocks me. do you say elp as well instead of help or like air instead of hair or like umour instead of humour wtf the h is there for a reason Because the word is French
threefeline: captainsnoop: captainsnoop: one thing i hate in horror movies or games is whenever there’s a situation that’s like “we GOTTA get OUTTA this HOUSE” nobody ever picks up like, a lamp or a heavy book and just breaks a fucking window
captainsnoop: captainsnoop: one thing i hate in horror movies or games is whenever there’s a situation that’s like “we GOTTA get OUTTA this HOUSE” nobody ever picks up like, a lamp or a heavy book and just breaks a fucking window like in RE7
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something
tomharly-blog: Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying.
theawesomeadventurer: nojaminmycoffee: theawesomeadventurer: smalltonystark: honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once
swoobats: dude stories are immortal whenever you make a story or a character or anything you’re creating an immortal object/idea/entity we, finite, mortal, ephemeral people, are creating deathless immortal things how cool is that????
swoobats: tbh whenever i like trip or fall or something i just take a little break and sit right there on the groundi mean why not i’m already down there and everybody saw me trip no point in trying to play it off might as well check tumblr and facebook
thebrotherswinchester: do you have like these imaginary scenes in your head of you in situations that would never actually happen and whenever you’re bored or spacing out or just walking around you kind of just go back to them and imagine them over
do you have like these imaginary scenes in your head of you in situations that would never actually happen and whenever you’re bored or spacing out or just walking around you kind of just go back to them and imagine them over and over
lanadelversace: nic0tine-kisses: dear parents i’m fucking depressed and whenever you call me rude, moody or ungrateful it pushes me one step closer to a scenario where you’ll open my bedroom door to find me hanging there or lying in my own vomit
punkypiercings96: If you’re homophobic, transphobic, or any other kind of anti-lgbt+ then you better smash that unfollow button!!Whenever people follow me saying they “only want girls” on their blog or “don’t want that gay stuff” on their
mybiventure: there were a few years there growing up where it was funny to grab a buddy’s junk real quick, or grab his nuts and squeeze, in the locker room or just whenever hanging out. That seemed to get less funny as you got later in high school
surprisebitch: i keep getting mini electric shocks!!!! like whenever my legs touch the metal part of my chair, i open the oven toaster, touch a door handle, turn on the light, OR ALMOST ANYTHING i touch or my body gets in contact with like at first i
theglasschild:“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There’s no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best
epochalsociety: Right of Revolution “Government being instituted for the common benefit, protection, and security, of the whole community, and not for the private interest or emolument of any one man, family, or class of men; therefore, whenever the
unclefather: charzwag: unclefather: whenever i’m in a picture that’s taken at a party i always have food in my hand. like, i never have a bottle of beer or a bottle of liquor, i’m always holding a poptart or a bag of chips. you’re eating poptars
babyphatjeans: regardless of what type of relationship u have with a person, whether it’s platonic or a marriage, ur body is urs. u have the right to say ‘no’ or ‘stop’ whenever u want to. just because someone is in a relationship with u,
takaneshijou: whenever i hear or say the word wiener i dont have the image of an erect penis in my head it’s more like a flaccid floppy sad lookin peepee but then when i hear or say the word cock it’s like COCK like that dick is ready to GO it’s
heroes-get-made:Shout out to interracial, bisexual, pansexual, genderfluid, and otherwise “gray” or “mixed” people who get to deal with shit from pretty much every angle all while having your identity erased, ignored, or redefined for you whenever
heroes-get-made: Shout out to interracial, bisexual, pansexual, genderfluid, and otherwise “gray” or “mixed” people who get to deal with shit from pretty much every angle all while having your identity erased, ignored, or redefined for you whenever
autumn-aurora: What if we were assigned an action or a word at birth and whenever someone said that word or did that thing you’d get a dollar? How wonderful would that be?
officialunitedstates: imagine a 10th century sword battle with some thick hand to hand combat and whenever someone got pushed or fell or whatever they said “ow”
concentrationlamp: Whenever a dog dies in a movie or show or book, I just sit there like
