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QUICKIES by Selena Kitt Whether the story is about a quick encounter of the erotic kind or it’s just a fast and furious read, here is a pulse-pounding twenty-five story anthology, promising to take you on a headlong express to ecstasy. Join Selena Kitt
MGMT may or may not be the whitest band I’ve encountered. They’re whiter than Motion City Soundtrack. They’re whiter than Arcade Fire. They’re whiter than Ben Folds Five. They are painfully, cripplingly white.
grantnomad: spaunque: Lisa Ann x Manuel Ferrara Wet Dreams Here’s everybody’s dream mommy (or at least on the top five list), Lisa Ann, taking it in the butt.
depraved-fantasies: She has begged me to end our affair five or six times now so she can go back to being the loving wife. Each time I’ve agreed and suggested we have sex one last time to say goodbye. Then I get her all hot and riled up and I make
whvleshvrks: nathanyoungs: tcho-san: 2012 | 2015 | 2017 “The (Un)Holy Trinity” or “A journey of improvement over five years” @whvleshvrks umMM FUCK HOLY SH IT
cryptid-sighting:this feels like a scene from a nightmare i had when i was like five years old or something
fightingforanimals: witchnouveau: HELP PLEASE My mom has five dogs, and has to get down to two immediately or she will lose her home. A woman in her new neighborhood has called my moms landlords complaining because she doesn’t like pitbulls. The dogs
poniesbangbangbang: PONIES!!! #95 There’s a screenshot from the show where you can see five Trixies or so mingling on Ponyville. MLP biology is crazy. Proofread by refferee deviantArt FimFiction Aww ;w;
ask-king-sombra: Happy Friday! As you’re reading this, I’m roaming the halls of Bronycon… or I’ve decided to just live in the Five Guys burger place nearby. Thought you guys would like to see the Ask King Sombra print I have for sale this weekend!
ask-checker: I want to take a break from the storyline, because I have no ideas how to continue it now. So, next five (or maybe more), posts will be with random answers on most interesting questions, on which I can’t answer, when I make storyline.(I
askstrangeweird:dr4xx0r-modblog:amberluvsbugs:shepad:l-adrien:m-arichat:it-is-a-mystery:lazycupcake:bangtanimaginesletsgo:SEND THIS TO THE 12 NICEST PEOPLE WHO YOU KNOW OR SEEM TO HAVE A GOOD HEART. IF YOU GET FIVE BACK THEN YOU MUST BE HAVE A LOT OF
oknope: i never make the same mistake twice. i make it five or six times, just to be sure.
peachofcake: if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
danny-danger: that’s right My dad and my brother took a mini vacation to the Giants training camp a few years ago. Probably about five or so? Whenever it was, they met Tiki. Which is kind of… weird, in hindsight.
ngoziu: gimli is grumpy because he just underwent like FIVE HOURS of elven ablutions. like thranduil’s special conditioner or some shit. and Legolas is like your hair braid will be glorious because it will be mine own hair braid. so shut the fuck up.
I feel like Jean and Armin would spend the first five or six months of their relationship fighting nonstop, because Jean sucks at reading Armin’s physical and emotional cues and Armin is not going to bend, because he’s sick and fucking tired
yurameshi: *two episodes in* *changes phone background* *makes cosplay plans*
shinji-swagkari: Here’s the first set of photos I took from Megacon, I still got five more (or so) to upload! Feel free to let me know who you are! I had an awesome weekend there!
likeaspinaltap: haha whoa so am i like one of the five people who ships this or
so kermitthefrrog requested that I drew “ur spider wife and her daughter Bv." Because I’m apparently too damn ambitious for my own skill set, here’s a witch au comic in which Mama Maki worries and Toudou reassures in her weird
rainygay: Yowamushi pedal Inktober challenge day five! I drew Tadokoro, Mamakishima, and kid!T2 going trick-or-treating as goldilocks and the three bears c:
atissi:you have to beat the battle at ailell within five turns or else dimitri gets heatstroke and dies
yoursluttyslave: vonterbresh: yoursluttyslave: yoursluttyslave: Before milking my milk and after milking Only five minutes of milking total and I gave 2 ounces per breast so not bad When did you start milking? And was it induced or from childbirth?
woggywoowoo: My friends just got me drunk and made me play Five Nights at Freddy’s. I can’t tell if I have the worst friends or the best friends.
ms1sharklee: [UNDERTALE AU] JoseonTale I finally done!! This is Han-bok(Korean traditional clothes) or Joseon( Korean kingdom founded by Yi Seonggye that lasted for approximately five centuries) style undertale au. I’m really happy to introduce
bodybully: Flat tummy tips! 1. drink a glass of water before eating 2. Eat five small meals a day 3. Eat with the opposite hand that you use (helps to eat slower)! 4. Cardio 20min 5x a week SWITCH IT UP 5. No soda or juices!!! 6. No fast food ! 7. Color
youwontcum: The vibe is set on the slowest setting. It will take him hours before he cums. And then I’ll set it to the fastest and wait until he cums five or six more times. Wait, won’t that hurt him? I guess it will, but he kept begging me for
tricias-captions: In our first class, we just practiced kissing for the whole hour. If one girl started to touch in a way that the teachers deemed inappropriate for the first class, she was stopped. And we switched off every five minutes or so as well,
brentwoodsociety:Yes, that’s your dinner, dummy! You’ve got five minutes to eat it all or I’ll “help” you finish it!
nightguy40: The real fun began when I told them they had five minutes to strip and toss their clothes out, or I would spray them with freezing cold water. If they took longer than ten, I would switch to very hot water! The screams were wonderful!
masterlovehurts: After the revolution, you could own people. Well, it was still a big debate whether or not guys were really people, but Autumn didn’t care. She owned five and was getting ready to buy her sixth.The best part was that she didn’t have
masterlovehurts: “Oh! You brought a friend home?” Julie’s mother asked. “God! No, mom! He’s just some nerd from school. He’s my partner for the sex-ed homework. I have to make him cum up my ass at least five times tonight or I’ll fail,”
denied-and-dripping:You have five minutes to cum on this icy dildo. If you don’t start grinding on it quickly, you’ll either go too numb to have an orgasm, or you’ll melt it like you did last month. Go too slowly and you run out of time. Either
edens-blog: did-you-kno: Apple’s iOS 11 lets you discreetly call for help in an emergency. If you are feeling threatened or are incapacitated, just quickly press the sleep/wake button on the side five times. Your phone will auto-call your local
mamoru: i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then
ocean-of-franks: imsoshive: y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol Dad: “Hey, how was school today?Five Year Old: “Lemme tell you my guy.”
silviaelric: drwhittakerwho: - You had a grandmother? - I had seven, but Granny Five, my favourite, used to tell me about the Solitract. #so fifth grandmother#or fifth regeneration of the SAME grandmother#numbering can be a problem in gallifrey!
velvetvetiver: The version of you right now is deserving of love. Not you two years ago when you had more of your shit together, or the five years later version where you’ll surely be thriving. The version of you right now. The one that might just
forthegothicheroine:martinkhall:swankifyed:Gävlebocken had its inaugarution day yesterday (november 28th). It has survived the last four years, time to place your bets on if the streak will extend to five or not. Things started going to hell when the
fuckyeahdementia: you could stop at five or six stores this is the best video I’ve ever watched in my whole fucking life
cautionlazer: I don’t think you guys get how important All Your Base is. Back when that came out there were only like, five memes. There was no way of spreading them around, there were no really good image or video hosting services, there were no real
valeria2067: Yeah, I know all those rainbow-ified logos are just blatant corporate pandering, but I’m still gonna be happy for the next five or six fucking minutes, okay?
recoveringlibfem: whiskey-and-c41: neuwitch: Straight men are fucking babies, pass it on. Has anyone ever taken a pad or tampon out into the light of day only to have boys and grown men back five feet away? This shit is tip of the stigma iceberg
gracekraft: My five designs for the Steven Universe shirt design contest over at Mighty Fine. I would really appreciate it if everyone could take a minute or two to click the link to each entry and rate them. In order: Rose’s Petals —->Rate
@adrianianam replied to your post “tbh, I’ve pretty much gone through the five stages as far as SU leaks…” are we calling official previews leaks now? or were there like actual unofficial leaks? there’s an actual unofficial leak.
i never make the same mistake twice. i make it five or six times, just to be sure.
itsjustbl0op:Victory at Last! {SPOILERS}This episode brought me to tears! Dude, I can’t believe that he finally did it! After twenty-five years of being immortal, being the champion allows him to become mortal again!That or he somehow managed to
theonlylivingboyinnewyork: americaorbust: I was challenged by @sweaterviking to stop drop and selfie. I’m really feeling my five head and post OR hair do. I challenge @hedoesphotography @rainfellthatnight and @codfish–joe Me fainting because of
car0line127: kittencas: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson: bellatirx: batmansbutt: percybeth: i was going to the bathroom when i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid
castielsunderpants: rrrowr: beezystark: jcatgrl: #i figure like five of the sigils are ACTUALLY keeping them under the radar #and the rest are just this long long message that’s all #property of castiel if found please return unharmed or suffer
I ran from my enemies for five hundred years, and then one day I stopped. Now a new enemy wants me dead. Sure, I could run from the travelers but there’s still one enemy that I can never escape. Time. So call it pride or vanity but after the life that
deathandthekingsmusicman: You know those art students that are like “hm, think I’ll do a little doodle or something,” and then they make an absolute masterpiece in under five minutes?
i-want-my-iwtv: oknope: i never make the same mistake twice. i make it five or six times, just to be sure.
kimburgess: WOMEN’S APPRECIATION WEEK - Day Five: Favorite Inspirational CharacterWe have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
pervocracy: Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right? You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because
not sure if im listening to “ five star” by tia bank$ feat mannie… or “ I got 5 on it” by luniz🤔🤔🤔🤔
urbanteddy: laflad: I slacked off for five months but been hitting the gym pretty hard for the past two weeks. Don’t ever let anyone or anything get you down and get in the way of your goals. Keep your head up and do what’s best for you. Work
d0cpr0fess0r: five-centimeterspersecond: pottercottage: #because being bros forever is about sending you anything you could need during a rebellion #like arms #or underwear Team Mustang. I love you forever. HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER