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mansurfer: BackRoom Fuckers - How Much Can He Take? Part Two - Fuck, let’s just call this an orgy, or for the bottoms, it’s a “lucky day.†When it “cums†to blowing your load, a sweet hole is the perfect place on BackRoomFuckers. As the boys
They call this the “Daddy’s Girl Sexy Cheerleader Costume†and it’s the perfect costume for young ladies to wear this Halloween to let their fathers know how their feel. Or it could be something that dads can buy as a present for their daughte
We had a game of Truth or Dare going on, and it was getting hilarious as a drinking game. Carol was the first to call for clothing removal and she dared Toni (the loser, that round) to show some cleavage. When Bill won and Carol lost, Carol chose
the-golden-opportunity: What’s the first thing you do after you’ve successfully seeped all the way into your sexy grandson’s body? Take selfies, of course. It’s nothing that my little Matty, or “Matthew,” as he prefers to be called now,
Every time we’d have a sleepover, Katie’s brother Josh would crash it. He’d come by and annoy us or call us names. Katie said the best way to get rid of him is to ignore him. So that’s what we did. But as time went by, Josh became
daughterlover: They call this the “Daddy’s Girl Sexy Cheerleader Costume” and it’s the perfect costume for young ladies to wear this Halloween to let their fathers know how their feel. Or it could be something that dads can buy as a present for
There’s a guy (or what ever it is) on flickr who presents the work of others as his own. He flips the images horizontally, rotates them, crops them - and publishes them calling himself “photographer” istead of a… you know what I mean.If you
promiscuous-bliss:My boyfriend worried so much he didn’t text–but called–to ask why I hadn’t come back yet. Meeting an ex for ‘some coffee’ (as I’d put it) shouldn’t take two hours, he thought. “Or are you two doing something else entirely?”
satwcomic: During U.S.A’s early history British/Canadian armed forces burned down the first White House (or Presidential Mansion as it was called).
th3b3st0ne: nightshiftxxx: You had no problems with your husband, or your marriage. But things changed when you got a job as an on-call housekeeper. Mr. Dixon loved walking around nude.It was only a matter of time before GAD to accept his offer. No
A scold’s bridle, sometimes called “the branks”, was a punishment device used primarily on women, as a form of torture and public humiliation. It was an iron muzzle in an iron framework that enclosed the head. The bridle-bit (or curb-plate) was
I never know whether My mood, outfit or the occasion will call for black or white. An easy conundrum to solve. A red one is on the way as well. I suppose you should have studied harder? Become a doctor? Whatever it is you poor people do. Those of
islamic-art-and-quotes: Calligraphy of Quran 53:1وَالنَّجْمِ إِذَا هَوَىI call to witness a star as it sets [or collapses]. (Quran 53:1)Originally found on: alyibnawi
stupidcumslut: Every time we’d have a sleepover, Katie’s brother Josh would crash it. He’d come by and annoy us or call us names. Katie said the best way to get rid of him is to ignore him. So that’s what we did. But as time went by, Josh became
needs-to-be-broken: I really thought my friend’s brother liked me and the idea of a college guy as a boyfriend was so good although I did notice that whenever he called me over for “dates” it usually was only for an hour or so and we didn’t really
dante1255: Chicks dig the simultaneous orgasm…or so I’m told. I think it’s primal. Something about having that hot load pumped in at the same time as their pussy clenches up around a big cock! Which brings us to our weekend “quickie”….I call
scienceyoucanlove: The phenomenon shown in this shot is called guttation, the exudation of tiny drops of xylem sap that accumulate on the tips or edges of leaves some vascular plants, such as grasses. It is different to dew, which condenses from the
wiccateachings: Tonight’s Full Moon, called the Strawberry Moon because of the abundance of strawberries around at this time. It is traditional to eat strawberries on this day. If you have a lover or a love interest give them roses as this Moon is
fourfun1111: domblackbull: This wife is what we call a pass around wife or party pig. Most husbands never imagine their wives will end up like this, but I’ve seen it happen a lot. Strangers use her as a cumdump. Condoms are rarely used. Watch this
0lightsource: Claudette, CJ, Ms. Hornet, whatever you wanna call her, this is my bug lol Wanted to portray her as a more mature creature who picks on innocent bystanders like any other member of the wasp family. Whether it’s to feed or for her…carnal
“Have You Seen the Muffin Mess”written & storyboarded by Steve WolfhardIt’s time for another digital short. Or Graybles Allsorts as we would have preferred to call them.CLICK HERE TO SEE IT
Winstrol, or Winny as it is commonly referred to, is an extremely popular anabolic steroid which is available in both oral and injectable forms. The drug itself is infact called Stanozolol (a dihydrotestosterone derivative); with Winstrol being a popular
trans-mom: Don’t make fun of people with stds. Don’t use stds as a joke or insult. Don’t call people with stds “gross.” I don’t fucking care who it is don’t fucking do that shit.
misogynist-strong: Women cunts were designed and put on this earth to be seen and used as sex objects. This isn’t breaking news or a new trend like the so called “feminism movement.” Feminism is unnatural and made up of all lies. It is the root
bbykittentoes: I get that like ***** isn’t rly as relevant or active anymore, esp on here but it’s so frustrating to see people be super hypocritical, whether they mean to be or not. like people will spread call out posts and talk abt canceling ppl
metalgirlysolid:kawaiite-mage:Overwatch 2 is literally the exact same game. I don’t mean that in a cheeky way like people used to say about call of duty or mobas, it is literally the same game as Overwatch. Overwatch 2 and Overwatch 1 players get
bogleech:bogleech:The entire population of Sweden getting collectively called out on twitter is funny as hell so far because every single tweet by a Swedish person is either like “first of all being racist is my cultural heritage…” or it’s “god,
stevita:stevita:A restaurant called Normal Food where none of the food is normalExample: spaghetti and meatball. You only get one and it’s the size of a softball Or like…soup that you can either order as a single serving or to share. If you
itsdadabitch: socialnetworkhell: “Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not
socialnetworkhell: “Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that
asksolofire: It Is mod pic Monday or whatever it’s called, right? :D (so might as well do a descent picture :P) Datum your fine
*Edited as I’m not in the mood to annoy others with an extra WIP Post*Bit of a clean up on the sketch from the previous WIP upload. Also used the last frame from the upper left animation as a holding still ( or was it called a holding trace) on a
swingdc:How I Became a SwingerBy Isabella Rose, December 12, 2014Takeaway: My spouse and I are in a committed relationship. We also enjoy sex with other people. And no, there’s no drama.We’ve been swingers, or “in the lifestyle,” as it’s called,
So, I have this folder on my computer called “Ideas.” It started out as a folder where I saved images or notes that inspired scenes that I wanted to potentially film but it quickly devolved into being my personal porn folder. But I just legitimately
hotyogapantsclub: Pink yoga shorts & goosebumps… Do you call them goosebumps or goosepimples? Goosepimples sounds disgusting but I’ve heard it many times… Spell check agrees with me though, so I’m going to take that as a win. The post Pink
I want someone to look at me and think, "I wish I were as beautiful as her," or "I wish I could wake up to a girl that beautiful every morning." Call me vain, but it's what I want.
advice-animal:Whore If you use sex to get things, like gifts, or to get a bill paid or use it as a tool of manipulation, even once… You’re a whore to me. *shrug* I would never call someone that regardless though.
alabasterjohnson: A Jill Valentine set, based on the cover art for Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 and/or 2 (both have similar artwork.) This started as a recreation of the first games cover art, but then it segued into the Black Ops 2 artwork. None of this
boywife19yo: Did he leave it out like this by accident or on purpose as a treat for his babygirl? Either way she can’t resist its siren’s call for long
sparkscut: sometimes i honestly feel like people that aggressively call out lolicon as pedophilia or the artists as pedophiles are shaken by this one taboo because they’re scared of the possibility that they might actually enjoy it? honestly i hear
itsdadabitch: socialnetworkhell: “Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach
mackaroon: Gengar!! Hey also, sadsurplus and I (mostly not me) are starting a thing called Pokesquares! Basically, draw any Pokemon you like on a square canvas (I use 512x512) and then tag it as “pokesquares” or submit it here. Just make sure
mothpope: when ferguson is put in history books you know it will be called the “Ferguson Riots” or the “Ferguson Race Riots” and those history books will paint the ferguson protesters as destructive savages and the police officers as saviors
thickandgreedy: So. There’s this one. As you can see, it is a little bit… small for me because this isn’t supposed to happen. And as you guys can see, this isn’t really a bra or anything for me. This is what’s called a bra top. This just feels
benchleyfan:Self Improvement/Self Care…I think we misunderstand both terms. Either can be as easy or complicated as you make them.I have been watching a show called The Chef Show. It is both self care and improvement. I am a big fan of Jon Favreau.
hornygirl49736: misogynist-strong: It’s great when women cunts exploit themselves as strong, empowered and respectable. No matter what they call themselves it will never change who they are or the way we see them. Mindless pieces of fuck meat created
I contacted Neutrogena because of the negative effect it had on my face and they gave me a number to call next week. I hope they don’t think I’m making this shit up or anything. As soon as I got the reply my first instinct was to tell them
ileftmyheartinwesteros:Every time Nick calls his parents, I anticipate his father’s negative comments. The school I’m doing and the studying I’m doing is 100% as valid as Nick being in the military. It’s not fucking “plan b” or “a backup”.
throathammer: As soon as the Dean implemented his new policy, disciplinary problems in the girls dorms fell over 50%. When asked how he did it, the Dean said he encouraged the girls to come to him day or night and to call him “Daddy’.
sixpenceee: Until relatively recently, Egyptian mummies, believe it or not, were used to produce a type of paint, which was called Mummy Brown, Mommia, or Momie. The main ingredient of this paint was, as you may have already guessed, ground up Egyptian
what2thinkofwomen: No matter if you’re doing it upfront, buying her a drink first or taking her to dinner, the underlying motive of paying for her holes remains the same.Might as well showcase this and humiliate her with it.And call her a whore.
lesbianrey: pandoranhustler:Does it count as suggesting/threatening assassination if you say you want some deity or cryptid or mythical being to take someone out? Like can I ask Sasquatch to do me a solid without fear of legal reproach? i call upon the
infelphira: i wanna make this post for trans and nonbinary people who still call themselves “girls” or “boys” on accident sometimes.it’s ok. you’ve internalized that for your entire life. you’ve been classified as a “he” or a “she”
valenciaclassicvehicles: “The Geländewagen, or ‘G-Wagen’ as it is often called, was designed at a time when Mercedes-Benz quite frankly didn’t make many mistakes. It is from a time long before BMW and Audi were considered competitors, and
be-delias: It’s funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times I’ve been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. It’s just ‘cause we’re all named Emma. None of us look alike.
did-you-know:You can’t usually smell your own house (or perfume) because of a survival instinct called ‘olfactory adaptation.’ The brain is always looking for new, unusual, or changing smells as a sign of possible danger, so it ignores smells that
the-last-hair-bender: thisisntgoodbi: “But when you get married, will you choose to be with a man or a woman?” Idk aunt Sally, if I get married as many times as you have I can probably mix it up. Somebody call the pain clinic cause you’re gonna
Daddy isn’t role-playing for me and to my knowledge is not role-playing for most people who refer to their partners as daddy. When a man calls a woman baby, he is not imagining or fantasizing her as an infant child. It is a term used to show love,
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