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gnarly: meeting someone who has the same music taste as you
mill-iam: Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
mydogsnokes: There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
Give me any two fictional characters and I'll tell you which I'd rather date.
SEND ME ASKS
How would your muse describe mine? Don't sugarcoat it. I am genuinely intrigued.
Here's the difference between ciel and alois
sassminsterabbey: don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with
I SHOULD BE SLEEPING
heyitsemele: pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as
jaclcfrost: how i deal with my feelings never talk about them barely acknowledge them hope they go away i don’t, basically that’s what i’m saying i do not deal with my feelings
rxndomparadise: deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever
emmablackeru: why you should be my friend I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit I will reblog your selfies no questions asked I will ask you questions on anon to make
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
egberts: I love how people’s voices sound different depending on what language they’re speaking, like some languages are deeper than others and some are high pitched, or fast languages and slow languages etc it’s just cool idk
If you want to RP with me, send me a ✿. If you want to plot with me, send me a ✯. If you’re just following just to stalk me, send me a ♡.
My version of I Almost do
i-eat-men-like-air: womptacular: i want quvenzhané wallis to host the golden globes and mispronounce the names of every single white man nominated
caledscratch: 3000—21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual #you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy #it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language
THAT ONE SECTION MEMBER WHO'S TOO OVEREXPRESSIVE
cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”
The Fabulous Ranka
shouldnt: “Say hi to your parents for me!” is the most commonly ignored request.
oak23: friend: i’m going to watch the disney sequels me:
robertwmanion: SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD
richliam: Please don’t send “follow back” messages that’s awkward as hell bc I gotta act like I didn’t see it and you know I did
fullmetal-weaboo-trash: *reads a gorgeous line in a fanfic* oh my god. how is this possible. how did they even fucking think of this. the symbolism is spot on. the planets are fucking aligned, everything is one and all and the world is complete, my soul
sushinfood: ambulancemedic: When you want to RP as your OCs but yoU CAN’T BECAUSE YOUR OCS DON’T FIT IN ANYWHERE EXCEPT FOR THE UNIVERSE YOU CREATED FOR THEM this is so goddamn accurate
How does Willy Wonka send golden tickets all over the world and only a bunch of English speaking white kids win
toshikiz: torea-dumbass: tickatocka: tickatocka: whenever i read someone’s tags saying “i’m ____ trash” i kind of just wanna tell them to watch out for coconut crabs okay on second thought this makes absolutely no sense without the picture
dutchster: when the teacher is looking at me while talking
marxvx: when you like someone so much you actually listen to the music they send you
please fuel my ego and tell me what your favorite thing about me is ;
someplacesweet: I need to come up with an outfit that says yes I like anime but I’m v chill about it
novakian: rhett-the-jet: The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?” #or when you can’t think of anything to say sigh dramatically and yell LINE
anime-admiral: no but anime is simultaneously shit and the shit, ya feel?
aglaja: besturlonhere: you know what really gets my goat? el chupacabra
REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!
Shit Happens
riemelt: when quality fandom blogs follow you and you’re just like are u sure
ceesquatch: when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
nypmhet: i have chubby cheeks and chronic bitch face so i always look like a pissed off child
CRITIQUE MY WRITING ON ANON
Glasses problems
warpedlamp: My favorite anime openings are the ones that contain blatant spoilers that you don’t understand until you get to them.
captainmarvel: how to become my otp: 1. bicker 2. secretly care about each other
zaynisgayforme:“You should’ve started the homework earlier like I did”
snarg: i am a walking 404 error
avengersassemble-inmypants: theprinceofthebluerose: a robot who uses their large database of words in order to make exceptionally skilled and very obscure puns
prrimus:so 50 shades of gray is a movie romanticizing an abusive relationship and american sniper is a movie glorifying a murderer but people are complaining that annie is black. cool
uhmeliamay:the fact that it’s 2015 and people still don’t treat depression and anxiety as serious illnesses really pisses me off
celtysturlusons: my second language is anime openings
commit22morrow:siren-lullabies: shiverest: nope-lifer: Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on. Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough to even ask
birdghost:current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight
onnaollie:white person during 2k14 ebola scare: *calls cdc on black person throwing up on public transport*white person in 2k15: *won’t vaccinate their kid and sends said kid to a school threatening the safety of every child there*
datensayne:When you know someone’s an asshole and you hear people talking about how much of a good person they are.
ziakid:reading shitty fanfiction for your rare pair cause its all you can find
birdsorthebeez:Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it
imcool247: shout out to people who write answers in the text books
iguanabones: first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
