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Heya everyone. Some of you might’ve noticed that in the top of the blog there’s a new link (that is, if you checked out the blog in the last 45 seconds)! I’ve had a few of you asking me to open up a Patreon- but I felt that wouldn’t be fair since
Still one of the biggest disappointments of my life was how fucking excited I got over the fact that there was going to be an ATLA movie and it turned out……like that….
nahruto-kun: sharingays: SHE GOES FROM KAWAII TO FIERCE NINJA IN ONE SECOND
gountart: absolutely rolling right now over people legitimately trying to defend tumblr taking down so many blogs without warning they’re not protecting you. they’re protecting their assets. get off your high horse for one second and open your damn
sookashira: If I'm ever given a second chance in life, I wanna be able to live only for myself. The rebirth metaphor is taken to a whole new level once you realize that the clouds/lights she’s looking at resemble the female reproductive system.Or
I really like Hero Academia. I still haven’t watched the seconds and third seasons, since I’ve been so caught up in Jojo. But I plan on checking it out soon. Maybe then I’ll get on a Hero Academia kick.
didanwhisperer: I played 8 hours of the 3DS game just for this screenshot. It was worth every second.
setheverman: eastportwinds: setheverman: this is the happiest i’ve ever looked Spit on me oh ok :) just… excuse me for one second…
Vanessa enjoys a quick fuck with GAC dildo. It took her like one second to ram that monster in her big and meaty pussy, she just puts it completely in and out like it is no challenge for her. Pure slack – that’s what we love! source https://slackholes.
look-the-girl-with-broken-smile:me: I don’t care :)me, one second later: *starts crying*
allthingssoulful: Not pictured: throwing the flowers in the air one second later when a grasshopper landed on my shoulder.
incorrect48quotes:Wasamin: I have a problem.Mayuyu: Kill it.Lovetan: Can you chill for, like, ONE SECOND!?
deeeeaaan: em0rexia: jamtards: im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G this looks about one second away from a dramatic murder scene
themarvelousm: nepeter: one day im going to hire a prostitute and just tell her about my feelings
spookyphoque: stop for just one second. think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation.
7ae: “no one knows who b1a4 are”
rapmonsters: remember when that one time on a radio show hongbin and gongchan aka the two biggest flower boys in kpop rubbed their fuckign noses together
thexfiles: you know when you feel the exact moment your mood drops. like that One Second where you’re like Ah Here We Go Again
gentlyusedleaf: the difficulty curve in pocket camp is insane like one second you’re bored with how simple it is and then suddenly you’re willing to kill a man for some cotton
squirmysub: That moment when you’re finishing up a hold and have to bolt to the bathroom and someone stops you and starts talking likePlease. Stop talking. I’m going to. Mmmm-PEE MY PANTS PLEASE GIVE ME ONE SECOND
triple-quote-omo: “Can you get off me for one second?”“No.”“But I have to pee!”
fluffyomorashi: *in the middle of holding my dad calls and tells me I have to meet one of the neighbors outside to get something for our house*…… Me currently talking to the neighbor trying not to squirm but also trying to back out of the conversation:
rosycoloredhiddles: pippipcheeriopeasants: gingerbrownies: A Civil War Hits London, This Shocking One Second a Day Video Shows How it Destroys a Little Girl’s Life Wow. Holy crap
fashanniesta: narrowing down my “type” of guy is really hard because one second i’ll see a guy that’s clean shaven in a button down with the sleeves rolled and be like WHOA and the next i’ll see a guy with a full sleeve beanie and scruff and
nicholecoopercd:how can one second be so sexy
myotpisgay: caramelraehiddleston: shawarmasarmy: howmanytuesdaysdidyouhave: fashanniesta: narrowing down my “type” of guy is really hard because one second i’ll see a guy that’s clean shaven in a button down with the sleeves rolled and
colonelgathers: justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.
Its always nice when people you care/cared about more than anything see you as nothing and don’t give you a second chance at all ever c:
bob-belcher: side effects of being numb due to mental illness: not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about not being able to tell if your feelings for people
Me, seeing some mushy genuinely love: Ew disgusting that’s weird and cringy y’all are grossMe, one second later realizing that I hate mushy stuff because I’ve never had a healthy, loving relationship:
yourfursona: cybeast-gregar: some nonsense shenanigans from today’s stream coughing Mm-hmmm… alright… gim-give me one second… small cough… *Ahem* Solid Snake voice Ngaah, Colonel! There’s a strange man here. He calls himself Mr. K… Nnyou
its-just-jesse: youllnevershutdowntherealnapster: Just read it. Never for one second did I ever imagine FightinCowboy would be an ally
tennantbutt:this is only the second day on the campaign trail. i really want to die. i really really do.
mcqueen: friend: “you’ve changed” me: “one second i’m a koons then suddenly the koons is me”
gamegeneral: krystal-cage: please just watch this “It’s one second.” I said“It can’t possibly be that great.”I was wrong.
surprisebitch: “can you stop being such a ho even for just one second?” me:
barbariank: Second commission, Multibro’s OC, Multisis (a qt) Follow this link for the titties version http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55812531
baku-my-hakus: So uh… I know that everyone’s been doing Bowsette and I’ve seen Peachomp, Pirahnette, and Queen Boo, but can we talk about Hariette for one second? moreover, can we draw her fucking Bowsette? The answer is yes, yes we can.
emthroney: wholockpotter67: *incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS????? #YES BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND CHRISTMAS
sawasawako:sawasawako:i love narratives that are two fundamentally different experiences on the first and second read. stories you have to experience at least twice bc crucial information is withheld from you the first timeit’s like the converse of
niggaidan: How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds ive been doing it wrong all these years
bpdshitposts: me: can i act like a normal human being for one second my brain:
sandeol: When SJ bowed, Heechul started to wave at fans only for Siwon to force him to bow again. Hee then stayed down a few seconds longer to make up for it.
kyucito: Singing in the rain second trailer
liberalsarecool: Hillary has 30,000. Bush has 22,000,000. Thats .14% of what Bush ‘lost’. #context Republicans did not care for one second because conservatives have no moral center. It is ALWAYS party before country.
he-is-your-glass-of-tea: mcgarrygirl78: ceallaig1: human-cartography: kid-wiccan: coming out to your parents If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely
fakehistory:Exodia the Forbidden One, seconds before game ending his opponent (1886, colorized)
jadethefirefox: desuke-dragon-queen: kathplanet: i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the
questbedhead: vampireapologist: it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they bleed ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor
“Alice: ‘How long is forever?’ White Rabbit: ‘Sometimes, just one second.’” ~ Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
spookyphoque:stop for just one second.think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation.
skno1-by-pixxxeljunk: One Second
niggaswitdatgood: Let’s just stop for one second and admire this sexy ass dread head
mistressandtranslesbiannatalie: Mistress doesn’t like to let my translesbian sissy toy think she is in control for one second..
mistressandtranslesbiannatalie: Mistress doesn’t like to let my translesbian sissy toy think she is in control for one second.. ❤️❤️❤️
zombie-chaser: http://www.axentwear.com/#home Woah. Wait one second. Are these headphones with cat ears that function as speakers!?!?!?
fenicore: Time for the second gifset from that video, now with Dunjal! Ridin’ that demon dick like a pro. >:3
labyrinthianotaku: frogna: get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: juannation: Do y'all remember this fight from Shrek? Tumblr mobile froze during this but I still had the audio and that was even better fuck yall I DIDNT THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT WOULD HAPPEN
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