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ipoog: ipoog: ipoog: while we were on the bus today a friend came up with the plan to get a group of people and text this one kid who was in class because HE ALWAYS HAS THE SOUND ON and we all just started to send mad shit to him so i wonder how his
niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
derseking: peaches-geldof: why do all the grunge blogs use these ☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺ are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged soft grunge gym badges
faensoundslikefun: My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
guilty-daydreamer: bluntasaurus-sex: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as
rhapsody-tardisblue: kanayas-quivering-member: nerdocity: I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share. Dear chris,I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on
schoolpicture: all around me are familiar facesworn out places, worn out faces
tyloniusknight replied to your post: Have you done an SNK and Homestuck.. Then enjoy some wonderful inspiration: youtube.com/watch?v… I really want this crossover, you have no idea. SHINJEKI NO HUSSIE everyone watch this omg
redvinesgiraffe: democracykills: swaggersbackto-theimpala: I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit GUTEN MORGEN HERR
homestuckofficial: slayer-of-the-vampyres: damn-it-kirk: thisis-my-note: exterm-i-nate: praisingdrew: can cute boys stop being gay younger than me 15 years older than me 12343435 miles away taken famous 7. Fictional 8: Dead 9: All of the above
midnaeverafter: rabioheab: i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim #well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi
griffinilla: my dog is named Lucky and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky
andthenewt: pocketcucco: okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the
goodgirlwhohasntbeencaught: when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.
marcobodt: my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this
oak23: maivalentines: where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from???? it was inside us all along
bellabitchh: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
deaniethebeanie: arendellesque: singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth then it just becomes a soap opera you
mariealbertine: The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand). I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all
insertawesome-url-here: eyecandybutts: #the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth
all-the-fandoms-and-gifs: Google is still in denial
littlenotmyown: You know all those captions that say, “me on my way to steal yo girl?” HE DID IT.
lammies: im so mad. out of all the universes we coulda got put in, we got stuck in the domestic/highschool au
hyclropump: harvardlsd: i’m on some korean clothing website and none of the shirts make sense i want them all
aatroxop: hollyjollyespeon: toastradamus: shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves
theravennest: rizaoftheowls: hugh-danced-the-dancy: leonardodiretardo: i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind
romangodfrey: lesreichenbachfinn: so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we
like-lucy-in-the-sky: fwips: like-lucy-in-the-sky: why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding
owldude: voidethered: ask-omnipony: luckydreaming: Are fedoras really that bad? YES YES THEY ARE I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo I mean it’s a goddamn hat. Right..? The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women
greathaircut: i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
kayleyhyde: We all know that feeling, vending machine
links-scarf: cocaine-and-insulin: methlaboratories: MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?! but imagine if there were dragons you punks are all so daft
staticpoison: thanl: off-the-wall-geek: So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose
alygoinglightly: huffingtonpost: California cops are pulling people over for.the.best.reason.EVER. See all the surprised reactions here. I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS
jinglebellkind: owlwright: O H MYGOD all the best comments start with “bible au”
missmella: You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse
darksideofthemoon007: halinacrown: official-canadianjesus: roman-sunshine: Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure? Ringo could be living
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from
dansdansrevolution: kanyewesticle: what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops I’m imagining thousands of people being pushed violently to the ground by a single sheet of water. It’s fucking hilarious.
hella-misery-taco: superbuffalo007: hella-misery-taco: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: ctrayn: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont
kingcheddarxvii: Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
throughthexhole: deadlinejon: stunningpicture: This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time Space Jam 2 is looking great
yersinia—pestis: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working
koblala: jayrockin: Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice
fivetail: dopernose: Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess. Look at this poor, impractical bastard. The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart
algetard: mattgoop: color combos are fun. why am i even going to art school i’ve just learned it all here
insertbadpun: remember last year when we thought miss canada’s costume was as canadian as it could get well look at this year’s costume we were all so wrong
wikatiepedia:i love all of this
kanyewesticle: all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
wigglyflippingout: theoldaeroplane: all these fuckin teenagers and their tiny-ass text and themes fuck off i’m not legolas “what do your elf-eyes see, legolas” “pastel grunge”
bitch-all-up-in-yo-face: Lmao
maryjanewatson: on the way to the caf we saw these signs in windows facing each other and we all just completely lost it
fruitcrocs: My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.
casualcorek: puns-are-funs65: destroyingenjoying: sejient: destroyingenjoying: sejient: my favorite thing about Minnesota so far is discovering there’s a city called SAVAGE, which is right next to a city called BURNSVILLE …..in all my years
azispaz: al-the-stuff-i-like: slightly-fanatic: guardgenie: charlesoberonn: 01101111-01101111-01100100: sanjista: bbanditt: chongthenomad: so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all WHY IS THAT
nico-diangelcakes: nico-diangelcakes: So i have this giant pencil right I think we all know where this is going. the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
twofingerswhiskey: pissyeti: makeitagoodoneeh: mm-imagerie: do-you-have-a-flag: technology related sensory memories from my childhood sliding the metal cover on floppy disks the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes ripping off
andthebluestblue: rainbowcolouredshoes: One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream
nayx: sir, all you have done throughout this entire court session is break dance in front of the judge. where is your lawyer. what are you even charged with
