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thosenaughtyvictorians: Outside of our usual time purview, but weird enough that I had to share. Shared with me by a reader, thank you darling.
Not the cutest face… but good lord, that body! I just get dumbstruck.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION ON TUMBLR POP UP ON MY SCREEN WHEN askbreejetpaw I LITERALLY FELT MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, NO JOKE, IT HURT OWO BUT WHO CARES SENPAI IF FOLLOWING MEEE! /)w(\
yeamarvel: Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
thenameisfrost: forgottenwinterfrost: Pitch Black by ~germanmissiles I actually don’t know what has gotten into me but I drew Pitch as a teenager. I want to draw him wearing his devious smirk and I’m not quite sure if that turned out well.
bluemurderbunny: when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically
pyprart: warning: this thing is 18 (not exactly porn, but quite suggestive, so I put this warning here in case someone is not interested)Read More
e-xokai: OMG, IS KAI EVEN AWARE OF HOW HE IS ABLE TO MAKE OVARIES EXPLODE? LOOK AT THAT GIF, OMG. THAT TONGUE ACTION AND HOW HE PULLS UP THAT JACKET LET ME BE YOUR NOONA, KAI I CAN’T EVEN
roastings: need emoticons??? HERE HAVE SOME need tile backgrounds??? HERE U GO need pixels??? I HAVE A TON need themes??? DID YOU SAY SOMEFIN need a dropdown link thing??? YEP feeling down??? MIGHT NOT HELP, BUT A START i seriously have like a ton of
rainbowjellies: omg wouldnt it be so crazy if i came back to tumblr dot com to post the link to my awesome “which txt member is your boyfriend but im right” quiz and then left to never be seen again hahaha jk unless?
omotpees: omotpees: omotpees: Help me save a dog! Hey guys so I really really REALLY hate to do this and have been desperately trying not to despite all of my personal struggles but I recently learned something that finally pushed me to make this so
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
I don’t know you, but a few people I care about obviously care about you and I see no reason not to trust their judgement.Dux: Thank you, so so much, this means so much to me ;w; I’m just going through a tough time with my boyfriend but this art is
kokoko-sir: I couldn’t hold myself from drawing it, finally :D There is already amazing pic of Drift in me!me!me! style (sadly, i can’t find it now) and this one is not so cool but…well it’s done! and thanks to wonderful pic of grimlock for pussy
omg why would you take crimsontyphoon from me but not use it as your main blog? WHY?!?!?
omg omg Amazon has my dream teddy bear. It’s 5 feet tall and has the smile of an angel. you better believe it took me less than .364 seconds to push “Add to Wishlist” While we’re on the topic, I’m not very impressed with Amazon’s selection
thedenofravenpuff: Yeah, I know you meant to send that to Burd and not me, but whatever. Have a fluffy crystal pone diamond dog hybrid knowing spring is here. Enjoy omg SO FLUFFEH OwO
askearthairandmagic: dont-mind-me-but-i: @askearthairandmagic binch (( Dammit @dont-mind-me-but-i I did not deserve this coot thing omg <3)) Eeeetoocute <3
deckitout: I don’t know about you, but I think Fili and Kili would be allstar beer pong playersHOWEVERUncle Thorin would totally wipe the floor with them. but not with Bilbo as a partner.
bpdrotten: Someone: *explicitly states they are not angry at me in any shape or form* Me: Omg you’re mad at me I’m so sorry
z-e-ra: popeyeschicken: thatscienceguy: 1 and 5 are kind of Humbling… can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist?
omg-rico-me: bonermakers: This isn’t porn (obviously) - but this is too perfect not to post. 😂😂😂😂😂
kinasty: musselback: you can make me do whatever you want me to, professor HES SO DUMB he’s like ‘oh DUH that’s cuz of me aha oops sorry….’ its ok prof my legs are extra strong now so i can ride u for hours
asklevivoice: mogoliz: And I know that you would accept me too, if I told you today “Hey! Guess what? I’m gay!” (but I’m not gay) Based on this audio x OOC: wow didn’t see this till now! Amazing!
vanilla-jellyfish: ( ・ヮ・)◜✿ Transparent chibi beta!Noiz for you as my thanks for the 65+ followers (it’s a lot for me, I didn’t expect to get that many lol). You can use it on your blog, just please credit me, okay? I’m really
my father just gave me a hundred bucks????? i mean i’m not complaining but still: ????????????
so today i found out some people voted for me as best dressed for the yearbook or w/e and i know i’m not gonna win since not many people know who i am but omg i felt so flattered when people said they voted for me it was great.
this was the most unaware bastion i’ve ever played with omg there was a widowmaker behind but i couldn’t type bc i was getting shot at but like how could they have not heard that there was no one else around
icarobb: ‘Are you sure we’re not related?’ Jamie’s pick up line
giraffetacoharrypotter: SO CUTE I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST DIED. OR MAYBE JUST PEED MYSELF A LITTLE. Seriously though, any guy wanting me, but me a goat & I’m yours. Not all at once…
jaiking: blau-rosa: Carlton: How dare you not take Will, he’s full of potential. Top Dog: That’s why we want him. It’s you we don’t want. Carlton: Me? But I did everything. I cooked I cleaned, I hand-washed the toilets. Top Dog: Everything
not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me
boss-bitch-mode: *not mine* but this drawing makes me laugh 😂😂😂
mariamlikesstuff: giving presents are like the hardest thing to do for most peope there so worried about wether the receiverwill like the gift or not but not me cause i have found a present that i can give to many peope to use and it alwaysputs a smile
mpr1m3: Hm of all the fuckery on instagram they keep coming for me. But I’m not gonna stop spreading awareness fuck that Instagram: @markusprimelives
littlefairydoll: After the RaveWe get home from a rave, and god I’m horny.But.. you’re my best friend. But I’m REALLY horny.I let you fuck me, but only if you promise not to tell anyone else.And god, you fuck me better than anyone I’ve ever fucked
m0m0ko: my stomach is literally unappealing to me but heyyy maybe not to everybody. see more on my Private Snapchat
blackjay4: Man this ts be suckin some dick .not for me but she has skills
renaissanceamazon: I am a lot of things but on the top of that list is REAL. Many people fantasize over the idea of me but can not handle the real me and others know the real and authentic me and they love and appreciate me for who I am. Those are the
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rae-rose: who-lligan: So I just had the shit creeped out of me. I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. My violin is hanging on the wall
ronnok-archmage:Not everyone is out to get you. Special thanks to @emarelda for helping me colour this comic! (Those leaks will probably debunk this whole thing, but I spent way too much time on this to drop it.)
octopus-trashcan: hirphiti: LOOK AT WHAT I JUST FOUND OMG GUYS WATCH THIS NOW Not spoilers, but so cute. For all the people who say its a dumb kid show. Its so much more
HELP! Twitter bitches gave me skwisgaar feelings! (not clickbait!)
not me but ROBERT omg!!!!! hahaha
tsud123: lavish: miss-love: probablyhellagay: cool-hey-im-alex: not-lost-just—undiscovered: surffboardt: gaypornpop: you will never be this good. EVER. but why not me Omg yasssss. This is amazing holy fuck If I could pick one ability
c0ffee-beanz: spoken-not-written: wannabe-bitch: I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK TO MY DASH. ALWAYS ALWAYS REBLOG omg. the rape & suicide ones make me cry the most. not quality, but i can’t not reblog.
omg i just queued a really shitty post but now it is done and it’s at the end of my queue and in order to delete it……………..i do not have the time to do the scrollign AH
australet789: OMG THIS TOOK ME MORE THAN TWO WEEKS ALSO BECAUSE OF EXAMS BUT OMG THIS IS THE LONGEST COMIC I’VE EVER DONE! THERE ARE PANELS THAT I’M NOT COMFORTABLE BUT OH GODS I’M DONE! This is for llttledipper and her amazing soulmate!AU you
fallinginsidethedarkness: innere—einsamkeit: p4n-ic: change-not-for-anyone: p4n-ic: I hope this doesn’t offend my followers or ANYONE but you should know Um, excuse me but why does this only have 1 note? This is perfect. omg thank you ^ Even
sometimesdesperate:It’s unnecessary, but some days you tape my mouth shut. It’s unnecessary because all you would have to do is tell me to be silent, and I would be. But today you take away the choice completely. Because it’s not about
armageddotron: DO SHE GOT A BOOTY She don’t. Where her booty should be is nothing but a swirling void. I try to look away but cannot. The void beckons me. I shall not return. Tell mother that I love her, and that I am sorry.
beejohnlocked: superblyboring: robotlyra: Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.
asongofwinter: songofages: mrnightbird: glorfindels: OH MY GOD BUT THIS IS NOT OKAY NOT OKAY AT ALL #ITS MORE THAN HER GETTING MARRIED #BECAUSE SHE IS GIVING UP HER IMMORTALITY #HE IS GOING TO OUTLIVE HIS DAUGHTER #LEAVE ME ALONE He already
spoookyboner: dashingicecream: AS YOU CAN SEE ME AND KT ARE P UPSET but not as much as those boys omfghdsgj I think I’ll refer to them now as the triggered twins i think they were boyfriends omg
how does homura become a fallen angel whAT (or is she a witch???whAT) i saw that concept art post of her in that black and purple outfit that kinda looks like a dark version of madoka’s goddess dress and i was like YO YO thats so neat man omg
bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know
noxypep: weiss on top because dash gave me the needs
Time to draw me mangy
ccoconutcat: me: has a account on a sex/dating/whateverit is platform to meet peoplealso me: never messages someone back who wanna meet and also never meets someone and always is like “nah” because i have that stupid “need to lose weight first”
