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bbcsherlockimaginesposts: Hello! So this needs a little introduction to make sense and give credit to the right people. Since following @bbcsherlockpickuplines in December and binge reading their pick up lines I have fell in love with them. So much so

celebritiesuncensored:Sophie Monk in “Sex and Death 101″ NOT SISSY APPROVED. This means YOU virgin! Not for sissy consumption. Keep scrolling. (Omg for real though would love to have this one “sissy proof”/censored! ;) please..anyone game?)

Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is

This is why I love Homestuck so much. Regardless of all the crazy shit and all the feels we have to go through, we have updates like these. And I will always find it amazing that these updates hit me at a perfect time in my life where I can relate to

umami-studio: “Pain in the ass” doujin xDDD It’s been almost 3 months since we started this… >___< We have lots of ideas, so hope we’ll be updating soon! >3< What would you like to know about Menma?? OMG!! this one is awesome!!

drgirlset: bunniebaer: evilfeministfromspace: geekandmisandry: videogamesartandsuch: surlybadger: pryathis: Holy fucking shit. You’ve got to be kidding me. I have no words. There MUST be a limit to how disgusting one person can be. Is this a

lovinggyouendlessly: I have this in my rooommm omg I love it

triumphantshananigans: yourknightoflife: fallenpitch: princssyue: themelonlordapproves: At first I didn’t want to reblog this because of the first one. And then I saw the others. And… (OMFG NO {OMG GUYS} THAT LAST ONE THO It becomes too nonsensica

kitten-burrito: ipoog: its about to go down this one actually took a while to make! euuuurgh Goopi, I have no words. >:3

privyet-motherland: sushiandpie: kiibutt: Am I the only one who didn’t know about this!? omg when i figured out those wacom nibs were in there I HAVE THIS TABLET AND THAT THINGY WHERE THE FUCK IS IT I NEED TO KNOW

aspidelaps: buttbear: IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD READ THIS MANGA, DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST READ IT, IT’S A ONE-SHOT IT’LL TAKE LIKE FIVE MINUTES JUST TRUST ME, READ IT READ IT I JUST GOT PAST THE TITLE PAGE AND I HAVE TO INSIST ALREADY THAT EVERYONE

xiuxiu-chuchu: if you’re feeling down or blue watch this video if you’re not feeling down or blue watch this video anyway cos it’s the best thing you’ll watch today i guarantee

Omg. Omg omg omg. You guys. I have lived here for almost 2 MONTHS, and I never realized that THIS ONE BUILDING I PASS ON THE WAY TO WORK 5 DAYS A WEEK WAS A LIBRARY BRANCH ALL ALONG. IT’S BEEN RIGHT THERE THIS WHOLE TIME.

mydelectabledarlooney: positivelypersistentteach: path-to-personal-eudaimonia: wincherella: savedance: erikawithac: lonelyapron: poisonand: For those asking, this is my new art therapy book! Half of it is for colouring in, the other half is for

knitmeapony: Me: Huh, what are those bottles doing? Swinging? Are they going to hit or something? Ooho, that one was close… Person in background: *does the thing!* Me: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AMAZE

deaninmyjeans: stateofutobitha: cutely-perverted: Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I had been born with one so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out my penis would have been tiny omg Is there

omg-kinkycouple14:rubbercuck: I used to fuck my wife hard and fast until I came. Then I would turn over and sleep. Needless to say, she hated having sex.One day about a year ago she had enough, and demanded that I put on this latex suit and a chastity

tarsusfourplay: ok im really freaking bored like i already did like the whole week of homework and i have nothing to do soooooooooooooooo Reblog this if you want a URL GRAPHIC and I’ll do a crappy job at trying to make you one. You can reblog this

sgfireblaze: sgnottiboys: such a slutty face omg i have this video too so exciting.. he’s a sexy one :p

drtanner-sfw: cluckyeschickens: Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway,

omg, look at this adorable Hot Topic exclusive cover for the 4th issue of Steven Universe and the Crystal Gems (source)

kingjaffejoffer:starslicer: kinkyedges-nefertiti: hazeg0d: imapizzashit:Jesus Christ Hell nah lol Yall evolving a lil too quickly for me one day he’s gon have his own CGI animation team and he’s going to make the most amazing movies. This

no-omo-bro: yes, the wet spot from my previous video got bigger. I couldn’t stop leaking on my way to get a towel… should have gotten two- i ended up completely soaking this one and making a mess :/ (apologies again for the bad quality, especially

conradtao: woobewoo: conradtao: this is one of the many reasons i love having a toy piano WOW THIS IS REALLY COOL let’s bring this back

$invinciblekiku: Merry Christmas for those of you who celebrates it!! \(o7o)/ I don’t celebrate Christmas though, but hope you have a nice one! And happy holidays! PS. Noiz’s santa hat is too big for him.$

invinciblekiku: Merry Christmas for those of you who celebrates it!! \(o7o)/ I don’t celebrate Christmas though, but hope you have a nice one! And happy holidays! PS. Noiz’s santa hat is too big for him.

foxboros: please do not tell me to look up anything when i get home i have the attention span of a walnut walnuts do not have attention spans

gavi-gavi: Have some flower crown Team Avatar to cheer you up after that last season of Korra! —- Here’s my second print to go with my chocobo one… I didn’t get as much done this summer as I thought I would, but I think the stuff I did get to

crybug: Gintama swimsuits i need to make that takasugi one because i NeeD THAT IN MY LIFE

mistysissyme: sissymastercaptions: sissy captions This one says how I wish my life had gone. I don’t have a sister and I am doing it all on my own. That is problem living in a small town.

miss-kagura: Stop complaining! A bet is a bet and you, my dear, lost this one! And that means, that your cute ass is all mine for the rest of the week and I plan to take full advantage of that fact! We will have sooo much fun together, I promise! So

zzleigh: After seeing the preview for the finale I made a headcanon where Asami makes an offshoot branch of her company that sells functional cosmetics Naturally Baatar is the only one who didn’t have any

bellygangstaboo: The same white people laughing at this are the ones who will get in your face for stepping on the US flag.

christophool: vorticity007: supaslim: Guys, let me tell you about orcas. Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller

allmyswallows: This is the funniest facial I have ever seen. She did NOT see this one coming!

sluty-anal-wife: This makes me miss my old coworker. I think I should give him a call and see if he could have another one of his big cock friends over to help fill me up. ;)

blackcatula: THEY COULDN’T HAVE GONE FOR A BETTER JOKE WITH THIS ONE

fra0011: cuckold321: cuckold321: cuckold321: The making of a very Hotwife. Baptism by fire. Check out cuckold321 for much more content. I thought more people would have liked this one? Turn the sound up! Omg for my italian whife please

parusblogblr: You guys have been too kind to us. Thanks for all the love. This one’s a special gift from wifey and me to to all our amazing admirers

badgersmarblesarelost: meleedamage: lyrium: branch-and-root: fushark: hitpass: prescriptionquality: alxbngala: Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money. FUCK MAN NOT RISKING THIS ONE So much cats. Money plus cats, what’s

thai-with-booty: thai-with-booty:Upskirt always seems to be a popular angle. What is it u like about it so much? My 3rd most popular post by note count, I have a few upskirt photos now and this one seemed the most popular, did this one stand out more

mydeeprecesses: nyc-asian-girl-user: Every Asian girl I’ve ever been with has been excited to take sex pix. And there’s always a certain playful pride in posing with a cock. I have so many pix just like this one. I wonder if all the girls keep all

Omg I’m 35 gold fish away from the yard expansion on Neko Atsume ❤️❤️❤️

tiffanyaliu: BABAR JACKET CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY!!! Ezra Koenig wears his Babar jacket frequently at his concerts, so this holiday season I have decided to give away one Babar Jacket from my store CapeCodApparel.etsy.com :-) What I’m giving away: - 1

clittyslickers: a few of my friends and i have a group chat specifically for sending our nudes to each other and i’d have to say it’s been one of the best decisions of 2014 Add me to this group

boomitsnialler: if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting

pootifulpanda: “D —> You goshdarned sillyface” That has to be my favorite quote from Equius. HURRR this is like, one of my many favorite pairings. I’m not sure where Equi’s glasses went. Maybe Nep stole them so Equi would have more

ahikuboruchi: REUNION WILL COME! >_< Even if we (the angry No.6 fandom) have to make it happen!

justicewetrust: This is lit erally the dumbest thing I have ever drawn Also Kinjou no. Never sew that on a tshirt.

formypleasure101: OMG! I love this one. If you have a body like she has please hit me up! 😉

curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON

youvegotthat-1d: panda-payne: OMG LOU and ZAYN!YOU GUYS JUST STOLE MY HEART! Most people have normal (if that’s even possible) pictures of the boys as their desktop backgrounds…. I have this one! ;]

son-of-a-kraken: 9over0: son-of-a-kraken:I’ve been sitting on this idea for a while. So here are some sketches! And no. I could not keep the Dipifica out of it. Nice! Would have been cool with Mabel as Link, though.One word. Hookshot.Mabel finding

pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this

minty-fresh-zaki: the-sun-child: kidsofthetides: yourblogiswank: its like one smile was not enough for the sky it was really fucking happy it had to have two i have to have this on my blog The black one looks like Rose I’m gonna cry

magicalmysterytardis: so my mom bought me new shower gel and i use caress so they have weird names and this one is called ‘tempting whisper’ so i was like what?

camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted

johnnotegbert: icingpacket: braginskey: why do people have like 74973 different names for these looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one you have your contenders:

meladoodle:godlykesha:meladoodle:one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’is this the same dad that once called you dadno, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home

dilfgod: dilfgod: people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers

lofty-immeasurable-sky: zukka week 2021 day 6: Disability- CentricThis comic is based off of actual interactions between my friends and family! I have a friend who is deaf in one ear, and sometimes I forget to pay attention to what side of her I’m

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