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weteevee: strangecharmer: weteevee: laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down! i trusted you Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never
cleromancy: #i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me
neckbearcl: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to b-ball courts, and professional b-ball courts, and b-ball courts in space, and welcome you to the jam in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without
darksideofthemoon007: halinacrown: official-canadianjesus: roman-sunshine: Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure? Ringo could be living
breakingbag: yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out
teamalphari: don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly
tramampoline: queergh0st: how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips
yersinia—pestis: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working
emobaria:I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
merfolkish: oh man i can imagine the screaming fits
pardonmewhileipanic:stunningpicture:A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 secondsnature is brutal
broodingfury:Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
twistedviper: goodandfunandmadness: santo-dom-ingo: why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys I’d kill for one of those. I think you’re missing the point
cerulean-warbler: mephistos-cafe-lattes: lighter-stronger-healthier: i can’t stop watching his hair tho, as the hood flies off there’s a lot to discuss here
itsreallystupid: detko2: sixpenceee: This is a model of how many Earth’s can fit inside the sun. Damn, that’s gotta be at least 12 Well you’re not wrong
summerof-89: cosmogyrale: official-sciencesideoftumbler: joshpeck: i can’t stop laughing THEY HAD TO BUY A VCR TO WATCH HIS VHS TAPE OF HIM SNAPPING the white house censored the word ‘heck’ this is the best thing ever to happen
nokiabae: it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet
cactustuck: uhouse: endquestionmark: firegrowshigher: transhumanisticpanspermia: boopart: WHAT!!!! No They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human
doritofu: here we can see that Florida is actually a poorly written artificial data matrix, as evidenced by this poorly rendered police vehicle clipping through the environment due to similation processor loads being too high during the rainy season.
scottstlles: polemccartney: and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa this can be our last chance to reblog it
swoobats: *sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray” me @ ant: tell your friends.
candy5hark11: nightcoremoon: frickdun: [slides nasa ฤ] so, tell me about the aliens aliens: [slide nasa ุ] nasa: lmao what aliens nasa, with ์, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks
chocotaur: Only a great photographer can conceal the dead body that would otherwise ruin the perfect shot
vondell-swain: vondell-swain: missyzu: Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado. wh get out of there fireman what are you doing there’s a tornado I can’t stop laughing at this fireman he’s just standing there going “well darn,
phan-you-not: queenconsuelabananahammock: 2thicc2function: tahreza: a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august
unclefather: robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking
bigsphinxofquartz: I’m really glad there’s a prequel cereal so we can learn more about the lore
jecenifo: mmx4: you can inspect element and find all the horse sprites and edit them fun
mrbenwyatt: ghostcongregation: all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz
petercapaldass: doctadonner: i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) I had to fucking reply “I prefer people
brinigi: asgardreid: sonypraystation: why is this a screenshot The original post will kill if you look at it directly If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it
stygianmoon: violentadd: just-shower-thoughts: An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests. Excuse you, they take commissions “hey man can you kill this guy?” “alright that will be 10k” “ugh cant you just do it for
w-r-o-u-g-h-t: sunnyrain888: memeseverdie: sari-y-fawr: gaylibertariansc: fruitbowlman: wroughtornot: i can’t imagine anything more uncomfortable than having to live your life with incineroar imagine just walking around to get a bowl of cereal
zooophagous: crazycritterlife: chokesngags: nightsofnuru: sizvideos: Video Note taken Is that a fucking bear??? I never really believed bears could run fast. Jesus Christmas. Holy shit, its like terminator bear Fun fact, a sprinting bear can run
brassparker: brassparker: i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.” deadass can we appreciate the respectfully tho?
ok-jake: 👏👏I can’t stress this enough 👏👏
shinjiikaridicksquad: this is disrespectful. let the dish elves have their privacy. candygarnet: can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what’s going on in there
smooththegoofyshark: midnight-spectrum-again: f0lx: you can only reblog this once 2020 will be a good year Top 10 anime photos taken only a few months before tragedy
hormone-dream: doomybot: neopets-hentai: curlicuecal: zenyattasperceptrons: 😭 holy shit SLAIN @doomybot can you past the Turing test? cuck
jacobgyllenheaux: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)
omg, what? can you be my girl, please?
monkeysaysficus: homogamer: monkeysaysficus: link6echo: monkeysaysficus: colognecerrone: lisathevampireslayer: Joss Whedon’s Personal Top 10 Episodes of Buffy (x) The Body made me realize that tv shows can be traumatic. We do not discuss that
a-sylveon: bae: Come over me: I can’t bae: I’m signing a contract me:
teganxxx92: xoxwanderlustxox: Hate y’all I can not stop laughing
evilstick93: i am losing my shit
mulaneysbutt: “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” | (Part 2/3)
harryclaytonwright: Grinding Nemo. “Older guy. Looking for my son. Can travel.”
carsinsidejob:We need a Disney princess who’s married, in town for the weekend, 8" uncut, DDF, 420 friendly, can’t host, your pic gets mine
bernybop: Rachi B: What up Qfabulous? Am I trippin’ or is yo hair pink too?Quinn: Nothing. Yes, it’s pink. Pull up your pants Rachel.Rachi B: I don’t need pants if you know what I mean, baby girl. Ya feelin’ me?Quinn: I am so excited for the
scarecrows: gomigomipomi: My friend can’t stop reminding me it’s Marceline singing all the time. so much gay
patchyfreak: I draw Vriska and Rez together a lot but I can draw Terezi for shit so it’s usually just Vriska.
p5stuck: sexydavestrider: lara-auxiliatrix: arsenic—-katnep: britishstarr: Fandoms that get forgotten on multifandom posts, there are many more, but I can only put ten, feel free to add yours~ *reblogs with all the force of a great typhoon*
forgoodnessjakes: I JUST CAN’T GET OVER HOW GOOD THE ENGLISH COVER OF THE NICHIJOU OPENING IS OH MY GOD.
spicyroll: Shep shows Liara that she can, in fact, dance! Ahh late for pride month oh well.
2013ann: Day 28 : Palette swap monochrome with seamonkey palette I really can’t imagine blake say that especially after v3 haha
plastic-pipes: @rubyrosesleftshoe borrowed your prompt, can’t find your main blog though :0anyway, tangled au sketch c:
hanasaku-shijin: Kitty AU thoughts (damn u @dashingicecream I’m weak and can’t resist cat things, especially with my 2 fav gals): Keep reading
mbanqiem: she is SO Adorable Aaaaaaaaaa!!! 🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉 It’s sad that I can’t give Quinn some color 💓💓💓 @dashingicecream AAHH!!
kawaiikorra: guYS KORRA LIFTS MAKO UP BY THE HANDS AND HE DOES A FLIPPPY GUYS GUYYYYYYYYYS #I can’t see jack shit on this stupid phone… #but I’ll take your word for it #*screams because Majorca #MAJORCA?! #wtf autocorrect #what
haku1013: nowacking: motorcyclle: jk, I still miss you, TLOK. No wait, Korra, it’s not what you think … Ok, it’s exactly what you think. But I can explain! THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GET 4000 NOTES
