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haaku: nepetasbulge: You can want it all you want but you cant touch it How I imagine our fandom is right now Day 24 with no update, Homestuck fandom has resorted to personifying the update and turning it into a stripper.
hootaloo: bowrll: mortisreptus: fireskink: sweet-bitsy: alltailnolegs: mcsprankles: idcsam: shadow-pop: whatisagorman: snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD
ASGARDIAN STYLE. THE EARTH CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW
mikibats: SOMEONE CAME AS NO FACE TO MY SCHOOL AND I CAN’T DO THIS
supermariosunshine: supermariosunshine: why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER
happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the
oozeh: beingkawaiiistough: anime openings always make me feel like i can do anything
laughslastforever: bigrnac: i can speak canadian. moose moose syrup hockey moose moose my grandmothers doing just fine. thanks for asking :)
dead: 2012: lapfoxofficial: i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead i told you dead and i are just friends wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but how can you say jack frost doesn’t exist when things like this happen
bondoge: osamah: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one WE’RE SO CLOSE i dont care who u are if u dont reblog this i hate u
tomhiddlestonruinedmylife: So my sister borrowed my CD player to listen to her One Direction album, and this is how it responded: I CAN’T BREATHE
ooubli: neriede: Can I just…..????? Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day. Oh my god it’s
lumanous: fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags Ohmygod
niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
drarna: can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
pulpfanfiction: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
sometimes-butts: ibnuprofen: hotdog-friend: is that butter no it’s stonehenge I can’t believe it’s not butter
supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel
serkret: it’s kind of weird to think that this can elicit such a strong reaction in so many people its just two colors and yet
thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg: maydayinwonderland: every song can be depressing if u try hard enough where do we come from? where do we go? where do we come from? *tear slowly streams down face* *whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe
orima-kazooie: ygocanonshuffle: can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair.
mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto
banenana: I GOT A HOTEL LOBBY RECEPTIONIST TO WEAR MY HORSE MASK AT 2 IN THE MORNING I CAN’T BREATHE
ohdamnangelica: still can’t get over this
420memes: I still can’t believe he really did this, I’m so amazed by how cool and hip our president is
sassyporrim: you gotta be one hard core bitch if you can stand on a laundry line in heels and shoot a fucking arrow
cybertwinks: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom because the P is silent also because they’re dead
homestuckofficial: slayer-of-the-vampyres: damn-it-kirk: thisis-my-note: exterm-i-nate: praisingdrew: can cute boys stop being gay younger than me 15 years older than me 12343435 miles away taken famous 7. Fictional 8: Dead 9: All of the above
radn: catspring: i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people please never drive
imnotinchoirforareason: hunters-of-gallifrey: thepasta-nerada: 2olluxcaptormageofbutt2: nostopdasgay: On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;) A “female”: A “male”: Or even a lamp: oh yes, especially
twistedviper: goodandfunandmadness: santo-dom-ingo: why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys I’d kill for one of those. I think you’re missing the point
thewhatever: Rebels who can’t be stopped.
eriinep: theclockexorcist: I can’t stop laughing OH MY GOD.
skrylaxthefish: tin-d0g: Why can’t skrillex ever win a fishing tournament? Because he always drops the salmon
akurokustalker: desmond-the-moon-bear: why so you can chill
wurnbo: *raises hand in class* can i jump out the window
j3nnard: I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting
jerkidiot: iphone-420: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom frick you mom WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG FOR MILK
omgmyfeels: wingscanspeak: Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up! There we go children. If you find my body call the police. this is without a doubt the funniest post I have
daftpostpunk: i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas
tastysoup: thegamingmuse: i could be a mature adult i could keep these dolls in their boxes and keep them on a shelf. … or… OH GOD URSULA’S TAKEN OVER GONDOR WITH THE POWER OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS ONLY THE JEDI WARRIORS TIANA AND RAPUNZEL CAN
myreligionisgaga: queengags: im laughing so hard omfg hahaha i can’t breathe
partybarackisinthehousetonight: fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry.
ask-fennekin: I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
procrastinatingiseasy: The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation. you can tell he’s just like “i am 800% done with Target” This gif wins the internet. I am DONE. Always reblog
worthyourweightinfanfiction: “A photo of Nicolas Cage, which 40,000 students can now share and enjoy whenever they want.”
jdemastus: niick4: too-kawaii-to-die: inlarryithrust: bitterboob: i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try oh my gosh it’s back I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash The bald guy is driving the boat. It’s
izuzu: m1ssred: gummy bear + potassium chlorate WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY I CAN’T TELL IF THIS POOR GUMMY BEAR IS BEING MURDERED DRAMATICALLY OR IS HEAVY DEATH METALING TOO HARD.
trencly: Teacher: Can I see your homework? Me: Haha no way loser do your own
whimsicalspecks: things i learned in 2013 a lot can happen in 6 seconds
minishcap: can the science side of tumblr explain THIS
reach-for-thee-skyy: phoenix-aflame: deadm4nwalking: the-frostiest-of-butts: I just can’t how bad the puns on this site are getting get out. That is the best pun EVER “green B?" "leaf B?” “B leaf?” “Believ-
allthejohnroxy: thirstfollower: why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
alcoholicgifts: ecofrat: me gettin stabbed as usual “lol what can you do”
meta18: nentindo: meta18: nentindo: why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout heck you fricker thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18 what the fuck
moosefix: moosefix: Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay You are a hero among procrastinators
fuckdad: themano: can someone from the sports side of tumblr explain this it is angry
staticpoison: thanl: off-the-wall-geek: So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose
