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chilloutmotherfuckr: booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS
shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
trust-me-im-satan: me reading fanfiction: that can’t be physically possiblefanfic writers:
earthacane: cthulhubathtubs: shutup-imhilarious: primeribofamerica: did-you-kno: Source omfg LOL villain i have done thy mother OMFG congratulations on your literature :D “Villain, I have done thy mother” is the only yo mama joke I can stand
Seriously, do I have any followers in South Florida who need to drop a load? I'm really hungry right now...
funniest10k: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
punchself2: THERE’S THIS GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE AND I CAN SEE THAT SHE’S ON TUMBLR AND HER URL IS BLACK-WHITE-AND-BOLD AND IM SENDING HER ASKS ABOUT WHAT SHE’S WEARING AND WHAT ROW SHE’S IN AND SHE’S GETTING SO FREAKED OUT
livefitdiefit: The power of clean eating, I can safely say all this food is under 400 calories.
mycatsaysmeow1: yesididbringmydog: okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you i was talking this here picture when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment and in that moment, i made eyecontact with
sabistuki: STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
mialayla: aunteeblazer: qats: james franco is so cute omg im crying he is the best man ever
freexcitizen: awwww-cute: I know it’s just a drawing, but Can you fucking not
theweaknessleaving: So who is coming over and getting snowed in with me? We can cuddle, drink tea, and watch every harry potter movie.
meme4u: http://memeblock.com/ kitty! I can’t believe you!
johannathemad: i still can’t believe it was Bert. why would he tape the mistletoe there? [x] and the bonus:
OMG!!!! WHERE CAN I FIND THIS MOVIE????
sushinfood: rcmclachlan: radiationdude: NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE I’m 28 and yup. Exact feelings.
camalilium: So it’s now a fact that I’m going to cosplay Asahi at AX next year so does anyone know where I can get some legit cosplays of his uniform??
how can some people NOT like redheads, like, are u kidding me?
shortcakeliz: anonymous asked: Can you draw a very sad Nepeta? why would you do this to me!
Trump Has Inspired Tens of Thousands of Immigrants to Apply for Citizenship—So They Can Vote Against Him
omg ryan can we please get these D: please. please.
dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
l0ve-lyfe: detrei: just finished reading the latest chapter of l0ve-lyfe’s eene fanfiction, ”The Double-D Dare” and I’m loving it so far.. check her out http://l0ve-lyfe.tumblr.com/ Oh my god, this is adorable, I can’t even. Thank you so
thebestoftumbling: Rujeana, the mother of two children decided to setup a camera of her kids in the living room. The idea was to setup a camera so their Grandma can see their kids doing cute things. Instead, she found out how her husband takes care
femgermania: tetratracker: emmasdisneyworld: i can’t stop reblogging this because it is the best wait a minute is that rapunzel in the second gif hoLD THE FUCK UP
angrynerdyblogger: studying at hogwarts must have been a nightmare seriously can you imagine a recent graduate sitting in a job interview and the stern witch is like “you have no newt qualifications, why is that?” and the graduate slams their fists
omg she can fuck me anytime
carrotcakebandit: can’t wait for sasuke’s new movie road to bitches
eyp-poiesis: underthesamestar: I can imagine everyone from NO.6 fandom, who is not on Tumblr right now, to log in later and be like OMFG YES THAT’S ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SIDE STORY WHAT WHEN HOW PLEASE SOMEONE JUST… S.O.S.
gracehelbig: pizzia: THE PUG AT THE END OH LORD I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT OH SHIT HALHSPSJEIDLBLDJ I’ve been watching this for minutes and DYING.
tetsuyaa: the only one who can beat me is me
faun-songs: paveffer: ichigoflavor: Shingeki no Kyojin cosplay CAN WE JUST SAY THAT THE SNK FANDOM IS THE MOST HARDCORE OF ALL THE FANDOMS ALREADY be careful about what you yell and pray to god the hannibal fandom isn’t going to be envious and
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.
amaitsumi: A big thanks to all for reading and supporting this wonderful doujin~ *HUGS&CRIES*（ ＴДＴ） [Part 1] | [Part 2] | [Part 3] | [Part 4] | [Part 5] [Part 6] | [Part 7] | [Part 8] | [Part 9] | [Part 10] [Part 11] | [Part 12] | [Part
yowa-pedal: tsukkiraffe: I can not believe this Ok but Manami with Fuku’s hair is 100% baby Naruto, and I’m pretty sure Fukutomi with Toudou’s hair is related to Snape……
iliketomdelongeandcats: can we all direct this to Mark Hoppus’ attention, please? Something I would do haha
omgs: i can smell this picture
ryaynross: im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
chokesngags: kingjaffejoffer: Why are so many people who don’t eat pork so militant about it? You can casually mention having a BLT or something and their voice gets all angry like, “I DON’T EAT NO FUCKING SWINE. FILTHY PIG BEAST” and you’re
little-greysanatomy: if girls can refer to each other in a group as guys then shouldn’t it be just as common and acceptable for men to refer to themselves as ladies or are we not there yet
titytwochainz: kushmiri: tumblr poetry be like, gmail marked you as unimportant in my inbox why can’t i u forgot to talk about the taste of cigarettes but u on the right track
fagunt: vogueanon: natural-thin: Ohhhh no society cmon she needs some runway training Hmm I’m %100 here for her but she can’t walk in heels. I’M CACKLING
tramampoline: megadirtquatro: Earl Sweatshirt cements my aesthetic. I posted this ages ago and I can’t believe I left out the follow-up:
maplesuhtori: *talking to white* me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question? timothy: my name is actually chester but yes me: why did you pass the chinese exclusion act in 1882
validx2: Girl: *Bend’s over to pick something up* Old Nigga: Well excuse me little fine tenderoni can i holla at ya real quick
kool-aid-jammers: me: wyd her: playing with my pussy me internally: iight man, moment of truth, this is where legends are born, you can’t sound thirsty but you have to sound attracted to her actions, you got this. you fucking got this. me: haha me
sideb00b: dreamshappenhere: I could see my wife in this you can see anybody in it…it’s see through
teamalphari: tha-sass-queen: teamalphari: don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly So, technically, Jack Frost with green eyes
i feel like the discovery channel has like five shark weeks a year and we all keep forgetting when it is so they can get away with doing that
flaccidtrip: k1mkardashian: *drinks castor oil so i can grow hair in my mouth & throat so when i suck dick it’ll feel like a velvet blanket* See how geminis act
timelordonbakerstreet: notblurryface: villain who can’t be taken seriously because of his unintimidating evil laugh “Will anybody own up to this crime?”“It was me!” [NYEH NYEH!!]“Anybody?”
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: gotitforcheap:barf-lyf:i know there are daddy doms, but are grand-daddy doms a thing?if ur a good girl for grandpappy, you can have a werther’s original Burn this whole post
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Literally every word can be a euphemism for “weed” if you use the right tone of voice. “Yeah let’s uh.. Get some of that ‘rear view mirror’.. If you know what I’m saying”
hotsenator: me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that
ryjri: If you tell me to follow you on snapchat and you have an android, warn me first, so I can say no.
officialcrow: sonypraystation: robcanvas: sonypraystation: holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard
ambrosaaa: straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou: I can’t. TEARS
alvxandra: if you can’t handle me at my then you don’t deserve me at my
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