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over-500lbs: HOW TO BE A PERFECT AMERICAN!! OMG She is just perfect! 2 large hotdogs and sprite is enough for her massive belly! I would like to feed those hotdogs to her

drgirlset: bunniebaer: evilfeministfromspace: geekandmisandry: videogamesartandsuch: surlybadger: pryathis: Holy fucking shit. You’ve got to be kidding me. I have no words. There MUST be a limit to how disgusting one person can be. Is this a

What it was like being an insecure young boy, and everywhere in life you were confronted with women you knew you were supposed to find attractive. How it disturbed you so, the more you knew how sexy they were supposed to be, only served to emphasise how

hubedihubbe: My Rose Quartz cosplay! Micki and I dug it up from the storage and went out today woop!Photo: @ladycadmiumRose: mee shalala How is anyone allowed to be this beautiful and graceful??? It should be illegal???

nemissa: This interpretation of all-knowing Phoenix in AJ sounds really funny to me because it’s seriously how most in-game people must see him. Even though he acts like some sort of mentor to Apollo and says stuff out like this out of nowhere: His

cloudybbfkr: Feb.18, part II. chilling with my mentor(the one who teach me how to be a btm, how to keep the position to make tops happy), OMG, this is my graduate paper to him. FK him as 2 hours continuously. nice night.

kadeart: “Uncle Thorin!! That is the Smaug !!!?” #Yes yes #This is the moment we would be able to impress Uncle Thorin #We such a good nephew… . .

erwinsmiths replied to your post: erwinsmiths replied to your post “erwi… omg how much of the series have you seen bc mORGAN AND EMILY IS S O I M P O R T A N T Enough to know it’s important, but not enough to truly grasp How Important.

autoluminescence: have you ever been like i’m obviously a hella queer witch but i don’t know how to quickly and easily demonstrate this to people with, say, a single t-shirt? i have now found the shirt that does this.

tuherrus:taako outfits per arc minus the blue mess i usually draw him ini don’t imagine taako to be very high fashion mostly bc i have zero fashion sense so these are pretty bland in comparison to how wild they could be

cottoncandysprite:“3 immortal beings and 1 human try to figure out how to raise the reincarnated child version of their dead friend” is an accurate description of both wwdits s4 and Steven Universe and I don’t know how I feel about it

robinwinghood: prokopetz: thesparkofrevolution: blacktyranitar:thesparkofrevolution:jakovu:dama3:tastefullyoffensive:Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)old school hate mail Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock Ok but there was

kenz1rae: nor3gret: whiskeyforyourthoughts: This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012 How fucked up do you have to be? LOL WHAT THE FUCK. OMG I JUST DIED LAUGHING THE TREE WANTS YOU.

can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve

kouno-i:Ok but like consider this: • Koujaku accidentally complimenting Noiz • Noiz doesn’t know how to respond and tries to hide his light blush • Koujaku thinks it’s cute and tells him so to see his reaction • “s-shut the fuck up..

tamunameb: Shamelessly stealing time to make this when I’m supposed to be working. Let’s call it stress relief, shall we? Yes, Mikasa is trying to topple him over on purpose, since abusing Levi is her favourite form of entertainment.

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daddynobucks17: frenchbbcslut: It is the duty of a white mom to teach how to be with BBC to her daughters… *That’s just good parenting*

first-teen-anal-sex: Oh mommy teach me how to be a good slut !

wherewhorescum: So perfect, princess. Look at that little whore struggle. That’s going to be you, and Daddy knows just how happy and excited that gets you. Daddy’s gonna start first in your throat like this. Notice not only how her back and ass retch

jaiking: eroticnoire: Check out my blog on how to make a woman squirt. How to make a woman squirt pt1: http://wp.me/p1IvlS-5y how to make a woman squirt pt2: http://wp.me/p1IvlS-60 Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you

wherewhorescum: How to be a good whore for Daddy.

i-am-inspired-to-be: recoverykitty: chelsea-cakes: I was looking at ideas for costumes that would go around my wheelchair and I found all these! How cute are these kids! Omg These are literally the cutest and so incredibly creative holy moly

spiritualinspiration: Today let me reassure you that God knows right where you are, and He knows how to get you to where you need to be. Even when things don’t go the way you planned, His hand is on you. Do not be afraid. Trust that God is working

tacyianna: #where and #how I plan on spending my day —> besides being sick , today is going to be a GREAT day !! #enjoy ! #nomakeup #naturallight #nofilterneeded #model #love #lewisgirl #GGURL #ggurls #tacyianna #teamtacyi #teamtacyianna #lovetacyi

poetiic-motion: theryanproject: rudegyalchina: southernbitchface: naturepunk: putyourdreamstobed: onlylolgifs: video Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank

thesubmissive-indoctorination: godessaaa pt 1:Everyone please welcome my newest slut godessaaa She’s already signed up to be my submissive…to use how I want…to make me happy. You will be seeing her more. But what is it you want to see though…?Click

submittobcc: grown-sexy68: Just getting off work from doing a double, I got a chance to be a lil nasty today at work. I got a small video to but you all know how Tumblr be hating. Enjoy Mm I wanna see that video. Love that nasty freak stuff at work

daddydadom: illustrated-interracial2:Her daughter’s age has been verified to be 18. this is how I like to be spoiled

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how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: linrenzo: spoiledspice: modelinterrupted: myheart-istheworstkindofweapon: The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money! Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit

monkeyslavegirl: knaker:I want to be tied up, similar to this, then left. Imagine being bound, and gagged and left like this. You wouldn’t know how long you’d be there or when they’d come back or what they would do when they did come back. blushes

bedtimeforbadgirls: usemythroat: Repost if only for the astounding throatfuck. Head as it is MEANT to be. How a Slut should be face fucked.

thefreakywife: bedtimeforbadgirls: usemythroat: Repost if only for the astounding throatfuck. Head as it is MEANT to be. How a Slut should be face fucked. Loveeeeeeeee it

asiansubsforwhitegods: I love this gook whore. She has completely changed her body to better suit who she has become as well as what white men want her to be. I can’t wait to see just how far she goes

domblackbull: How a young wife learns to enjoy being degraded by her bull. Learning to be a “no limits” whore takes time but don’t worry, plenty of bulls willing to train your wife or GF.

nikkithespicysubmissive:420honeybunny-deactivated202207:How I’m trying to be with someone’s Son!!! I wouldnt mind actually doing this type of stuff with my man. I’m not exhibitionist enough to be like porn stars and fuck for the world to see.

elaysium: Little lamb learning how to be evil from his geges

thecodeismaggie: wibblywobblywatson: sunsight: thedetectiveandthewoman: I can just imagine him interviewing people to be his live-in; “What is your average IQ?” “Can you fire a gun from a long distance?” “How well do you make tea?”

jaileyrhode: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: lifeasmeesh: imsoshive: I’m done. This damn website is evil. 😂 Omg but real talk this is the only type of cover of work that should be circulating lol

$trollfacemommy: snozzberryjam: How to make a glitter bomb/ Be a total asshole. 1) Cut strips of tissue paper approx 8 inches long and 3-4 inches wide. 2) Carefully glue down the side, leaving the top ¼ glue free. 3) Fold the bottom up to form$

trollfacemommy: snozzberryjam: How to make a glitter bomb/ Be a total asshole. 1) Cut strips of tissue paper approx 8 inches long and 3-4 inches wide. 2) Carefully glue down the side, leaving the top ¼ glue free. 3) Fold the bottom up to form

keyess: ltc-kilgore: if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married I feel like there might’ve been some other things going on in his life too, but there’s really no way to be sure

cloudybbfkr: Feb.18, part II. chilling with my mentor(the one who teach me how to be a btm, how to keep the position to make tops happy), OMG, this is my graduate paper to him. FK him as 2 hours continuously. nice night. No reblog to out of tumblr.

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: s1uts: zackisontumblr: “That’s me and I’m voting Bernie. I’d like it if you took the pic down.” It appears that Hillary is no longer inspired by this woman i’m 2000% weak this is un fucking believable in the best

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cr-familiar-faces: sociologist-gh: geoekwe: gymaddict: paleontologist96: zebablah: i can’t believe this happened OMG this really happened!!?!? What a time to be alive huh what a time indeed GH I wounder how may people don’t get the joke.

sassysquibbles: The third and final piece (because I seriously need to stop making these) of the beautiful non - canon adventures of Tad Strange and his handsome husband Waddles. Nobody knows how the children came to be but they’re there now.

stankind: dynoisthename: downtodada: I dressed up yesterday like this but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!! Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for

theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalipses have

How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart A Little

twofistin: restinpeaches: rest in fucking peaches, mario This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around

thrashturbate: cynical-bee: thrashturbate: I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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how does homura become a fallen angel whAT (or is she a witch???whAT) i saw that concept art post of her in that black and purple outfit that kinda looks like a dark version of madoka’s goddess dress and i was like YO YO thats so neat man omg

indiefoxtail: I doodled some negitoros in honor of same-sex marriage being legalized here in the US. I couldn’t be happier about the news! I wanted to make something more detailed and polished but these were all my hands would let me make.

cannypucacosplay: So the wonderful @dashingicecream gave me permission to dub some of their comics! Naturally I got super excited. So here you have it! The amazing @irlmun visited me this past weekend and agreed to be my (adorable) Ruby! <3 Original

mati-chan: magatsumagic: Everybody loves Zuko Sketch therapy!! Dx I realised how much I miss(drawing) the Gaang. Edit: WHO FORGOT SOKKA’S GOATEE I’M SORRY OMG how did I miss this?!?! My precious babies <3 I so want this to be canon!!! >:D

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