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the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon:violetwylde:letmetemptyou:letmetemptyou:i love all the headcanons of how crowley’s not going to be able to cope with the affection once they’re actually a couple after pining for 6000 years and have to blushingly snek
bubblyernie: Based on this by @femmeaziraphale art tag // commission info
aziraphae:- Adonis
sorrens: Crowley finds a scruffy black duckling who quickly imprints on him and follows him around everywhere. The demon tries to be nonchalant and apathetic but Aziraphale’s seen the softness in his expression and was quite certain, if he told Crowley
vaulthunterexe: Tell that boy I'l leave you alone nowLike a stove, I’ll turn my love down
scinnlaece:well, then welcome to the end times.
edgarallantypo:Crowley on his way to Alpha Centauri
ngoziu: “And should the petunias step an INCH out of line — ”“ —YOU’RE ALL CHERISHED AND LOVED.”
ineffablehouseplant: ethereal-menace: mostlyanything19: ethereal-menace: When Aziraphale finally gets a smartphone he puts a picture of a snake as his background, and at first Crowley’s chuffed, because, you know, that’s him! except it isn’t actually
edward elric: short king or manlet?
aclairvoyant:
doks-aux: Nanny Ashtoreth/Brother Francis fics are a criminally underrated genre of Ineffable Husbands fic already, but Nanny/Francis Fake Relationship fics?Oh my GOSH.“Oh, we need to pretend to be married/courting/having an affair to be able to discuss
suii-ne: 🤘 when your nanny/godfather is a satanic agent
south downs conversations
:sensicalabsurdities::::aziraphale & crowley, in heaven/hell, during a meeting, wishing they were on earth with each other:gabriel: then we told them we were looking for pornography. and they believed us!angels: lmfao humans are so stupid aziraphale,
redscharlach: artist-surikov:Temptation of Christ, 1872, Vasily Surikov Crowley: So after I’ve shown you all the kingdoms of the world, I thought I could just casually drop in on this angel I know – you’d like him, he lives over that way – but
superdogbiter: Crowley,drunk off his ass:”So, what’s your type? ;)”Azirphale, who is not drunk:”Oh, i don’t know….Mostly male, Dark hair. Taller than me. Fucked up sense of humor. Effortlessly gorgeous. Someone i find easy to open up to….maybe
dykeiel: hexglyphs: are you there god? it’s me, your disappointment
demogorgns: – from eden; hozier
saltwaffle:god’s ineffable plan is just slowly pairing up angels and demons until heaven and hell are in love with each other
tacobender92801:God in Good Omens: For starters, Earth is a Libra.Libras:
crowlej: 🍆? (Inspired by @aziraphaleisagender ‘s post)
captaincrowley: Kill them. They are very irritating.
beyoncepatronus:jesus christ imagine working in a literal subterranean vermin infested basement mould growing out every hole working your ass off to convince priests to have a wank in the hopes of not being fed to giant dogs and then ms crowley walks
"Comrade" but in a gay way
rafaelafranzen: VilifyDon’t even try…Exile Vilify - The National
hlundqvists: i have no idea if anyone else has done this yet and if they have i apologize but i thought of this and had to do it for my own amusement fdlksfj;ak
chrizwho: aziraphale’s knowledge of emojis is low key as extensive as michael sheen’s, while crowley is just as clueless as david tennant and that’s the tea more ineffable husbands ( x ) and ( x )
the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon:everyscreentoobeseen::Perhaps the only way to truly defeat evil… is with tender and gentle homoeroticismDon’t spoil Good Omens like thatMajor spoiler alert!
weatheredlaw: i’m sorry if i smothered you – daughter, “smother”
fawnnbinary: You kick his body like the football? Based on: ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒʳᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵒⁿ ᴷᵒ⁻ᶠᶦ
wildplantts:
armageddidnt:The three (3) times people assumed Aziraphale and Crowley were a coupleAka the three (3) times Aziraphale and Crowley failed to correct them
faggghaggg:fckedupnerd:sirgeorgetheiii:You know what? My problem with the way crowley walks is that he’s both trying REALLY REALLY hard to look cool™ and at the same time he can’t walk AT ALLLook at how crossed his legs are This is how a
cherriielle:polaroids! 📷
tio-trile: If you think about it, we hate Gabriel because we all identify with Aziraphale, but in reality, objectively he’s just that annoying, but normal and “just-doing-his-job” boss. Aziraphale, on the other hand, is objectively a terrible
thegirlwiththefandomtattoo:
weatheredlaw:i’m sorry if i smothered you – daughter, “smother”
jamglob:spot the difference
senseofenterprise:
goodineffableomens: aangelphale: nanny crowley, buying a present for younger warlock: would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy?his mother: uh… he’s a boy.crowley: congratulations!crowley: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy?his mother: i want
letties-bodyguard: dont tell me he fuckng wouldnt
noughtiness-deactivated20200121:good omens au where everything is the same except catherine tate plays beelzebub
canonicallygay:me: hmm i should draw something original for once also me: *vine references*
romyjones: Original text post by @aangelphale Twitter | Instagram
cliopadra:Somebody’s been rewatching the Hobbit
azirafels: azirafels: azirafels: tired: crowley and medusa were gal pals back in 1300 BC wired: medusa was in fact crowley who spent 300 years as a greek woman seducing straight men and turning them into stone inspired: a curious aziraphale hears about
dykecrowley: I thought, “Heaven can’t help me now.”
raviary: crowleyraejepsen: so crowley sleeps in this and i desperately need someone to draw him in it @crowleyraejepsen i didn’t think my first piece of goodomens fanart would be this but it feels right
doyoubelieveinnargles: Beelzebub just gives me underpaid secondary school teacher vibes HEAR ME OUT: Spends their nights drinking wine grading papers exhausted - writing “can do better” and “not demonic enough” in the margins Tired from keeping
purple-bees:Crowley just really likes his new shoes Do not repost please, reblogging is appreciated
:Aziraphale: you want to go upstairs?Crowley: sureAziraphale: do you have protection?Crowley: *voice cracking* who’s up there??
insertclevergoodomensurl: I accept no criticism
two-nipples-maybe-more: crowley: we could stop armageddonaziraphale: we can’t interfere, it’s the ineffable plan!crowley:
genuinewarmdecentfeeling:I don’t give pratchett/gaiman enough credit for looking at the serpent in the garden of eden and going is it satan? is it lilith? no it’s some loser literally named “crawly the snake”
alecharrdy: David Tennant at Good Omens Press Conference - April 2019 ©Vera Anderson//Wire Image
coffeenonsense:Aziraphale: i gave away my flaming sword but it’s fine it’ll be fine Aziraphale:
sesquipedalian-aficionado:anachronic-cobra:Paranormal investigation show investigates Aziraphale’s bookshop due to customers’ reports of weird smells, strange occurances, and sudden desires to leave as soon as possible. Crowley convinces
chrizwho: crowley’s slept in aziraphale’s bookshop waiting for him more than he’d like to admit
