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smou5: smou5: smou5: smou5: when you and youra freidnxs wehn you and uour friends WHEN YOU it’s cum
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You ever just get left by someone suddenly and then you are kinda pissed at them thinking “omg why did they leave me so suddenly, like you should only do that to people who are abusive and really awfu- ohwaitiwasafuckingpileofshitdon’tmindme” Still
kittenfossils: kittenfossils: my car :( if you’ve seen my previous post you know i was in an accident. if you can donate anything to my paypal or signal boost it would mean so much (alleecats@yahoo.com) i also will be selling some of my vinyl and
ahva: ridley-reylo: full offense but if you make fun of adam driver’s appearance you’re shallow and a terrible person it’s almost 2018, you should’ve matured beyond that
oh my god letting out the biggest breath EVER
mitsuruges: You know… just for a moment there… you were cool.
stevita:missbluestocking:stevita i know you’re the “gentle coaxing” type but this fauxmercial from parks and rec makes me think of you PUT IT IN YOUR BODY OR YOU’RE A NERD
vegitating: when you remember that you have leftovers in the fridgewhen you open the fridge and its all gone
“I don’t care if you’re tired, little brother! You made me this way and we’re going to have fun whether you just came or not! Now get your cock out, I need that stiff rod between my Bimbo titties so so badly!”
sadsawako: profaned-soul: sadsawako: no1 cares if ur vegan or a vegetarian what we’re annoyed with is that you insist that ur better than us and that we’re satan or something because we eat meat omfg You’re supporting an industry that condones
Oh! Look! Another Hundred on the Horizon! O.O
i’m watching clips of rob on true blood somebody send help oh my jesus this is too much to handle
scope-dogg: suburbsclone: WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER
meladoodle: everything we look at is distorted by the fact that the speed of light is finite. when you see me irl, i’m about 5 to 6 nano seconds away from your eyes. which means, when you look at me, you are seeing what i looked like 5 to 6 nanoseconds
s-indria: “Simon, you’ve come all this way so that you could finally do what you had to do. Right?”
“I like leaving it open, because then you can imagine what you want. I think the fans will say it’s Romana. Or even the Rani. Some might say that it’s Susan’s mother, I suppose. But of course it’s meant to be the Doctor’s mother”. - Russell
ronystart: do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
hoarder-of-stories-27:Aspec people who use the label “queer”, you’re so important. I’m glad you exist.Aspec people who would use the label but feel they can’t because of aphobia, I’m so sorry. I wish you safety and peace.Aspec people in
hermoonlit-world:May you find a blessing soon, just because you wished it for those around you.
0riginal-sluts: s-e-x-cellent: cupidsgotagunn: That awkward moment when a 4 year old is prettier than you. The akward moment when you relise how much photoshopping has been done to this poor child awkward moment when you misspell realise awkward moment
ask-arceus: Remember, kids. If another Pokemon touches you in a way that makes you uncomfortable, go find your parents or a higher-level Pokemon to assist you.
Anonymous asked: IV what do you think of Kotori Mizuki ,she seemingly afraid of you I think she’s too fanservice, and you?
bonaventure-: you know how on the first day of school you have to go around and like say stuff about you. im going to say “im an artist” queue people silently nodding, ect. they get the deal. i then fly up out of my chair “A MARTIAL ARTIST” karate
stupid-fucking-rope: infinitelove1619: dzaneena: lokis-boner: bliss41: hippieashley: griff-kendu: darren-crisscumber: Rule 3 of Tumblr: When you see this post, you ALWAYS reblog. I know I reblogged this yesterday when I discovered it but guess
emkaymlp: evaunit: but you’re made of ice well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too
sanjl: black-chidori: sanjl: will you fucking chill for a second please Rock lee annoys me ok but did someone ask you
you didnt fart did you why the mask,oh you did,oops.
you-saucy-minx: So, like what do you guys do after sex? Oh you know, make cookies in my underwear and stuff.
allmate-ren: I breathe while hurting but for you I want to continue singing. To you and only you, Aoba-san.
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
spicyshimmy: spirkcantwerk: spicyshimmy: i don’t even understand how star trek happened to me. be careful, kids. star trek is out there and it can happen to you too use a condom you mean a khandom right
cervvo: Lagertha weekDay 2: Favourite quote“You couldn’t kill me if you tried for a hundred years.”
yeah-thats-not-it: My Favorite tease is to eat you out while making you read a book aloud. If you stop, I stop.
“Umph…you’re leaving already?” “It’s 8 am on Wednesday…my work schedule is much less flexible than yours, you know.” (Wednesday…?) “There’s breakfast in the kitchen. And before you
uniformshark: anadapta: Commission for Uniformshark, via Sirkai. Felicitations! This is really lovely Ana you did a wonderful job ;u; ~Thank you Kai for getting art for me that’s really cute of you! <333
imagineyourfavoritensfwrobot: Imagine your robot squirming when you plug them in for the night. When you finally ask why, they don’t answer. You catch them some time later, plugging themselves in and moaning loudly and bucking their hips at the surge
binart: Remember, the one who poses the biggest threat to everyone’s happiness isn’t Frisk, or even Chara. It’s y o u ! (every time you reset your pacifist run, you drag everyone back underground. but you do it anyway, because that’s the
whitmoon: “ Flower for ya! ”Full CG Commission for @yerblues000Thank you for be my first Undertale commissioner! Thank you for commission me! It quite be a long time that I did CG commission. I really hope you like this one! She ask me about
:Oh, you’re horny? That’s cute. Come hump my leg about it like the pathetic impatient little slut you are while I decide if I wanna fuck you or not.
poryqon: if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
canadumb: prostheticknowledge: FlapMMO Flappy Bird turned into a Massively Multiplayer Online game, where you see the progress of others as you play. Playable in your browser, you can play it here [h/t: david]
micthemicrophone: YOU GUYS I FOUND THIS PAGE RECENTLY. IF YOU SEE IT, DO NOT CLICK ON IT. IT IS A VIRUS THAT WILL DELETE YOUR BLOG, FAVORITE YOUR MOST HATED CRACK SHIPS, AND STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR DOG. DO NOT FUCKING CLICK IT YOU GUYS OMFG I
cryhaver: remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the
trust: have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
a-curious-kitten:kneelinggirl:crimson-uncovered:Things that turn me on when they’re said in a stern voice:“No.”“Behave.”“Look at me when I’m speaking to you.”“Don’t you dare.”“Get over my knee.”“You’ll do
dontwannasaygoodbye: Have you ever seen someone so fucking beautiful and you’re like “how are they even real?” Well I promise someone thinks the same exact thing about you.
caffeinatedredhead: ughzuko: If someone trusts you enough to tell you personal things such as their struggle with depression or what anxiety feels like or just how they feel in general, please don’t be a shitty person and brush it off by belittling
princenowhere: PRINCENOWHERE’S BE A HOT TUMBLR KID GIVEAWAY That’s right, this is my present to you all. You know all that cool clothing you see on this site and think to yourself “Man I want that" or "Imagine how hot I would
tsuwabuki: Hey guys, check out Tabforacause.org! Do you spend a lot of time on the internet? Are you constantly opening tabs? Why not get this nifty add-on that donates money to charities every time you open one? It’s super simple, and doesn’t slow
nataliaquerida:ourheartsarewildcreatures:Avoid people who:mess with your head.can’t and won’t apologise sincerely.expect you to prioritise them but refuse to prioritise you.intentionally and repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you.5.
I thought you forgot about me lol
If you’ve never read the book Good Omens, let me tell you what you’re missing
saltcaramels: Turns out that adulthood is basically a long series of conversations about how tired you are, interspersed with smiling sympathetically as someone else tells you how tired they are (but you’re thinking they are not nearly as tired as
lapisofficial: I’M LAPIS LAZULI AND YOU CAN’T KEEP ME TRAPPED HERE ANYMORE!
theconcealedweapon: Disabled Person: I can’t do this. Ableist: Yes you can. Quit using your disability as an excuse. The only disability in life is a bad attitude. Disabled Person: I can do this. Ableist: Then you’re not really disabled. You’re
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
markruffalwhoa: What pokemon type do you think i am? Bonus points if you have a reason
thechronicleofshe: centelle: OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE when a cat likes you, its like being elected president. when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with
insanecunt: I literally do not care what you look like naked. I don’t care if you have stretch marks, a chubby tummy, or hair on your belly. I don’t care if your thighs touch. I don’t care if you forgot to shave. I literally do not care about any
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