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Oh right i forgot to upload these, more angles comin soon.HIGH RES 1HIGH RES 2I call this set, dem apples, why? tell me why.Quiet by Redmenace, Venom Ninjanub
Oh joy. Oh happy me in our hotel room later
allan5353: sluty-anal-wife: sluty-anal-wife: A friend wanted to watch me DP myself with my toys while he jerked off. I put on a nice show for him and had him take a pic for me to post on here. Hope you enjoy it ;) ;) I would love to watch that show
Oh, momma! Oh, my, what have I just found…. Come and play with me?
(M) Today’s photoset…“OH” FACES! The look(s) a woman, especially my (S), can get on her face just mesmerize me. The combination of eye contact and distortion of pleasure… some are funny though!
Oh my, look y'all what some anon just left in my inbox! My very first piece of fanart! Thank you, it’s so very awesome. It’s my OC Novel pleasuring Futashy and if you know me, you also know why that just blew my mind (ehehehe) and made my
Wow! I just reached over 1k followers, and I wanted to thank you all so very much for that. Thank you for liking my art and supporting me. It means a whole lot to me. It feels as if it was only yesterday when I decided to start drawing smut, and now so
unb1a4gasms: when you walk over to methe world goes in slow motioni feel it, oh, cupid shot me!
lindsayvanek: My latest piece: Our Blessed Rebel Queen, Carrie Fisher done in watercolour and ink. Carrie Fisher has always been a great inspiration to me. As someone who suffers from depression and anxiety, I wanted to create a piece to bring me and
exploringtheuniverses: artisticazurite: “Shut up and dance with me!” OH NO I STARTED CRYING NO WHY
heartinseoul: HOW TO RESPOND TO “GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY” Unable to continue his argument, he proceeded by blocking me, and encouraging his wife to delete me on Facebook as well. For context for the starter pack, he drives a truck.P.S. It’s been
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying. if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
floozys: *someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
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an american opossum kemonomimi, fight me
jovishark: saw this tweet and i laughed so ask meme: tell me what my top 3 kinks are based on my art??
Three words: Finnish Hell’s Kitchen. Stupidest thing I’ve heard so far. “O LOOK WE HAS FINLAND’S OWN GORDON RAMSAY HERPADERP.” Oh look, it’s not the same thing, morons. Most likely it’ll just be a sad wannabe
thelifeofatubaplayer: german-shenanigans: sketchysounds: I want one! Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again! This is adorable but after how often I’ve placed portal that voice literally just makes me uncomfortable and scared because it usually
Me: So, what did you think of the episodes? Chloe (My Little Sister): First, I want to tell you about a weird dream I had. Me: Oh, okay. Chloe: Well, in it, Steven got taken into space by Homeworld Gems. And then there was this commercial where he
hummingbirdprince: dollyriot: thecottonproject: open letter to all of my friends ‘sbeen a long shitty week Reblogging for the friends that follow me on my main tumblr. Also 500 notes wt actual f oh no this is good and really relatable good v
tomlinsarse: what my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm”
clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online
thebaconsandwichofregret: tubaplaysmatt: mailbomb: stargh0st: hankpeters: i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture wwhat the fuck…. I FUCKING LOVE THIS oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed
oh my…oh…my…
ryuuhoho: i never thought making a peep shot would be so hard oh my god at least he looks hot
sobeitjay: chocahontas: tarynel: I wish my arms were longer. I have lil T-rex arms. It’s hard when a nigga ask me to spread my ass when we fucking. Like I’m trying nigga but my arms short. FUCKIN SAME Lmao
grilled-cockroach: YASSSSSSSSSSS finished! (⊙◞౪◟⊙)ง !!! perspective is very hard for me. ;u; I hope my skill getting better at it. lol please support me at https://www.patreon.com/beriuos
zarla-s: Jaz: would you like to hear a sad idea, here you goMe: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLDMe: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THESE WORDS TO ME From that one AU where Papyrus and Sans switch places. As exhausted as he’d be at this point,
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
a-curious-kitten:kneelinggirl:crimson-uncovered:Things that turn me on when they’re said in a stern voice:“No.”“Behave.”“Look at me when I’m speaking to you.”“Don’t you dare.”“Get over my knee.”“You’ll do
scarletthedesolate: scarletthedesolate: Don’t you just hate it when you’re drawing a cute little doodle then you get to the eyes and stop— GOOD LORD WHAT HAVE I BIRTHED IT GOT WORSE I SWEAR I’M TRYING Oh my god I can’t believe I just
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
shoegazedad: me when buying something over บ: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
hvlth-gxth: my constant internal dialogue.
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people
dogsenthusiast: me: I’m gonna go to sleep now me to myself: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
saddogtalks: i cant tell if theyre lying to me
pettyrevenge: One time a guy who sat next to me in class called me a bitch and I’d heard him complaining about his white Nikes getting scuffed so I dropped my pen and when I bent down to pick it up I scribbled on his shoe.
It seems to me or i'm blogger
mishanarry: sometimes I forget that my favorite blogs follow me and I fangirl when they show up in my notifications like I haven’t scared you away yet???? You still love me?????????
earthmom: warxant: When you finally show her yo meat Plankton: It’s gorgeous. Oh great patty, take me, take me home daddy.
spankmehardbarry: me when someone asks what my goals for the future are
alec-imstraight-lightwood: moonflowerchilde: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme?
bpdjanedoe: My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :) Me: my what now
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
dragon-hoard: I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me it asks “what is a human?” and in my dream my first
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she just texted me this
thundaja: anthonii-chan: Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with บ,000 reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
eremazing: me: -at my grandmas house, sees an article about a transwoman-me: oh!! thats so nice im so happy for herentire family: that is a MAN!!me:
oh my god love me please.
saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth
-At work the other day, someone was dressed up in brilliant 10th Doctor cosplay-Me, to my coworker: Did you see? We just got visited by the DoctorCoworker: Oh. YepMe: What nerdsCoworker: HehMe: My peopleCoworker: Your what–
oh my gosh I noticed that like everything is so beautiful then they talk and im like .. do you know how to have a mouth properly or??and my asshole? oh god what is going to happen!!! but yeah im probably going to cry a few times or hide behind stuffed
artemispanthar: speaking of The Lion King, that bit at the end of “The Answer” when Rose says “Welcome to Earth” and she and Pearl grin at Garnet kinda reminds me of the bit in The Lion King when Simba says he can’t go back home and Timon
zifelline: I’m at a-kon! If you see me say hi! But wave really close in front of me and shout “Vidalia” because I can’t see anything without my glasses
oh my, oh my stars
jokerthebutler: With your skill as a member of Ice Tribe, you clung to me and cooled me down by transferring the heat of my fever to yourself… This comic is done by きだゆー. Reposted and translated with a permission. Do NOT remove the credit
sonic-for-real-justice: I’m Mod Silver ! please !! I’m also !! Me and my friends ( they all do not hate me !! its okay though, I have my friends… haha .. ) made this blog and I’m so excited to start .. I don’t know how to do introductions,,
