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weloveshortvideos: When I’m walking past females that don’t like me
kittencat-dragonpants: mangowho: barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg I don’t have anything
eatyourheartoutfreud: thearmada4231: Stories that Give Me Hope. real fucking tears are happening right now
I thought you forgot about me lol
If you’ve never read the book Good Omens, let me tell you what you’re missing
newfoundfelinity: satanic-bitchuals: justfor-thismoment: “I’ve never been to war. I can’t have PTSD.” Yes, you can.“I’m not suicidal. I can’t have depression.” Yes, you can.“He’s never hit me. It can’t be abuse.” Yes, it can.Suffering
prince-kaiden: Hey mutuals do u wanna let me draw u for practice? If so reblog this and add ur selfie tags so i can draw ur selfies please and thank you!
lapisofficial: I’M LAPIS LAZULI AND YOU CAN’T KEEP ME TRAPPED HERE ANYMORE!
calonarang: “I will fight for the place where I’m free, to live together and exist as me!”
gudetamas-mom: I promise you that’s just hip and thigh, nothing too crazy is showing lmao Originally I was like “I need to lose a few pounds before I wear this” but now i’m like ???? nah i look fine. I’m going to a halloween party and me and
mrturneh: The Genocide run just, fills me with so much joy! : )
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
yourchemicalbreather: They were deleted Lmao Here is me as steampunkstuck! Rose from momocon
ugyaaa: Don’t play with me, Papyrus
kieraplease: Me as Garnet (:
coconotchanel: HELLO?!!? is it ME you’re looking for??
they found me again
shingshingshiny: thank you @thequalitytoddler for inspiring me to make art
mochafleur: politicalpolitics: sodomymcscurvylegs: LMFAAAOO! I’m the lady! When she heard the word affair she was like ooo let me hear this boiling tea I’m the lady
jamaicanamazon: tempestpaige: thecalicokid: poseidons-tomb: what Yass fuck it up Skeletor! i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor i was wrong Ok I see you
gaymilesedgeworth: gaymilesedgeworth: i have no self-control two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them
artsixfour: pretty sure this is enough or a portfolio for toby fox to hire me
dersedingles: a fusion between lil hal and mettaton, named Hellaton. forgive me for i have sinned with these hands
unclefather: wsswatson: until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa the mother has a santa
give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys: snowcoveredsunflower: deadmomjokes: barfingunicorn: 823-hauntingconman: capnskull: the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside.
manafromheaven: beverlyhillsmom: the article just got better as i kept on reading A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME
livefast-free-forever: fuck me sideways with a pencil sharpener she’s perfect .png
ayellowbirds: nicolecieux: aegyo-shinee: This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL UNMUTE THIS I feel like there must have been an intention to have a recurring gag about Han being deeply
jollllyjackson: jollllyjackson: i was at an ap physics saturday session and the teacher was talking about gravity, saying that we’re all attracted to each other behind me, one kid says to his friend “i’m attracted to you” and with absolutely
tuff–puppy: roastgrief: Please stop seeking out love in 2016 on them damn apps and let that shit find you in person oh my god lol *goes to starbucks* HEY WHOS GAY HERE
surprisebitch: would-you-accompany-me-in-a-fall: pome-garnet: Tumblr’s reaction to Episodes advertisements Part 2 maybe if i make enough of these the ads will go away Part 1 So what if the girls tity is bigger than the other better than you’ll
cavumentum: So fusion was literally just meant to make weak gems into bigger, stronger gems. Well, explains why Jasper didn’t like it, I’d hate it too if three crimson toddlers could combine into a mega hell toddler and attack me with a decent chance
1-800-555-dick: jaaxie: jaaxie: jaaxie: i just called someone’s snake a he and he told he doesnt swing that way facebook is wild okay the straight are wild don’t get all righteous on me
lntternetexplorer: watermelonsarerad: whismical: i never reblog vines so this is obviously v/ important to me TURN IT ON CAUSE PANDA MAKES NOISE I REPEAT PANDA MAKES NOISE no omg i think im dead
sonypraystation: woodmeat: sonypraystation: inbox me a job and I’ll design a robot for it waste management
arudetrans: jaxxgarcia: neurotypicals OH MY GOD
darksideoftheshroom: I AM GIVING AWAY THIS QUARTZ CLUSTER THAT I HAVE NURTURED FOR A FEW YEARS. I BELIEVE IT WILL END UP WHERE IT IS MEANT TO. IT HAS BROUGHT ME CLARITY AND I KNOW IT WILL CONTINUE TO DO THAT FOR WHOEVER IT ENDS UP WITH. ALL YOU HAVE
mixedpassing: guwopbaby: That’s so me this is so cute
m-ohammedavdol: Joseph Joestar strikes me as the kind of man who’d laugh for a solid day when he turned 69.
aouli: “I’m a Crystal Gem!” Her socks make me think of pajamas!
me with daddie during a thunderstorm
naomimightbeasian: you have got to be kidding me
dyyke: rosietxt: rosietxt: ppl: if u dont vore ur a bad person :) :) :) me: im 16 thanks IM FCUKIGN CRYING I MEANT VOTE bernie lost nv bc alot of young people don’t vore ! :^( we’re failing him guys
animaglacialis: itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
oelm: i’ve been playing attack the light all weekend and this had me laughing every time i got it
lellypad: this happened to me at school last week
ave4ten: “ Show Me Your Mad Face"
officiallapis: How do you like that Pearl? ??being stuck in m bag just like that. Jsut like you crystal fucks stuck me in your gem five Thousand years ago never to be taken out unless your’e beingn showed off to someone How does it feel???????
1994-2016: blackdenimjeans: playugly: snatchedweaves: andrewbelami: When you realize you weren’t meant to be a bottom Are you kidding me? lions have barbed penises 🙃 Trade asasjhdkj
asvprock: Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma
tpdats: I was returning something at Target and the person ahead of me was returning 5000 dollars worth of umbrellas???
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
When people ask me why I care about cultural appropriation:
sarahseeandersen: Forgive me.