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“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?

ripperelite: A little comic to launch the free section of my site, brought to you by Elu! If you wanna see this stuff as I make it, check me out on twitter Or, if you wanna see this on my site- head on over to http://ripperelite.com! It’s in the gallery!

ivynajspyder: OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS FROG IT’S LIKE A LIVING SQUEAKY TOY It’s a namaqua rainfrog!

//Oh! It’s Munday! I finally took a pic that doesn’t make me cringe. Totally helps that I remembered to style my hair today too. Sorry I’m so bedraggled lookin’! Work was 4 am to 11 am today. XD Gotta sling that coffee, yo.

Oh, it’s my cock!

Oh dear god make me take it fill me up //

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE THIGHS THEY ARE TOUCHING EACH OTHERS THIS IS DISGUSTINGBelow, a slight glimpse inside my feelings about it.Let me introduce you to my legs. I think they are quite nice.Body police really makes me sad. Especially when I happen

egberts:is it just me or is every past naruto kid going through their naruto phase again?

It pisses me off when friends come over because all my family does is point out my flaws and compares them to me

unb1a4gasms: when you walk over to methe world goes in slow motioni feel it, oh, cupid shot me!

$Oh course if you for glasses you gotta do it!! ((Forgive me I couldn’t find a good gif lmao)) >\>$

Oh course if you for glasses you gotta do it!! ((Forgive me I couldn’t find a good gif lmao)) >\>

It bothers me that glu/mshoe made a vaguepost suggesting that anyone using he/him pronouns while starting discourse about glum is usually playing up the toxic masculinity thing, but then straight after glum misgendered sweet without bothering to look

rainaramsay: crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill

proto-homo: me: I really don’t get Ryan Murphy’s artistic approach to AHS. All of the seasons just start to fall apart after a certain point and the plot’s riddled with so many holes you’d think someone went at it with a sub machine gun. I really

OH MY GOD IT IS ME FLOP

Oh, it’s just me drawing Thom

snoopingasusualisee: almond-milk-hotel: theyoungdaddy: carpetmunchr: deadecchi: theamazingindi: kumagawa: therealogmail: theyoungdaddy: princesscumkitty: When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕 Oh hey look it’s me!I usually cut up kittens

mercy-misrule: thatadult: When people from Australia type “y'all” I’m like can your mouth even move to make that word in your accent? Like can you record yourself saying it for me, if so? this post kept haunting me, as an australian who does this

"Yes, it's an old world."

hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave

jaclcfrost: i feel bad sending people messages because i feel like they’re going to get all excited like “oh a new message!!!” then they’ll click on it and just be like oh it’s you

crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do

amararama: Sayaka and Mami shotgunning beers in a bathtub. don’t you judge me or my IRL fanfiction

askthehost: Really now, y-you tumblr folk sure do have some s-strange reque— AHHHHHH.[ooc: sorry Ryou. But yes, it seems a few of you wanted him to be neko-afied, YOU CRUEL PEOPLE. Other than that, thank you for the wonderfully amusing suggestions

mostlycatsmostly:(via Анна Домащенко)

gothjuices: Hey there demons, it’s me ya gal

pokemondaycares: ‘oh gross it’s dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' good give it to me

it pisses me off that pretty much 98% of the stuff that gets flagged on this blog is female content

autistic-space-elf: daughterovthedevil: I like that “weirdo nerd punk/metal head comes out as a trans woman and then gets witchy af” is an established trend transitioning is the process by which sad nerdy dudes metamorphosize into kinky witches

oh GOD i just got offered a massive promotion and i’m so shocked. i can’t really go into details yet and i dunno if i should even take this or if they won’t change their mind after all but. WOW

youjustfoundwally: lesbipoet13: foreveralone-lyguy: oh my god i legitimately stared at this and went ‘what it looks fine’ and then it hit me. and i threw myself out the window. and then reblogged it. hahaha this is the best news story I’ve

It’s my face (๑>◡<๑)

I literally spent 30 minutes doing my makeup and I’m not even leaving the house. Oh well, Happy Valentine’s Day everyone 😘

e-m-e-t-t: Red? I think it’s red.

thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and

cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

Oh, it’s 38 degrees and there’s ice on your windshield? Better go inside to get a bucket of water to splash in your car but definitely not a jacket. Jackets are for losers.

krim5on:emotionallydetachedandavailable:cyberstripper: me omfg this lil hoe ass hamster me

scratchman: omgtsn: jellybeing: marththebland: that guy in the background is scaring the shit out of me has it finally happened I feel like the torchbearer of a long forgotten religion.

maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont

It's time to say bye-bye

snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

yaycreamymancakes: i filled a condom with water and gave it feelings

arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18

hpbacio: Did you know Tokyo Ghoul anime started broadcast? I watched first ep in live and i can’t stop myself to draw this parody thing. lol it much prefer calling Miyagi ghoul :-/

lucyrue: it’s scary cause i almost can’t tell the difference.

OH MY GOD and I just kind of started getting into photography and darf saw one of my pictures I took while at a conservation area and he freaked out and was like ‘this is really good, no really this is really a great picture and if you put it online

amaranthdesires:Enjoying the winter sun while it lastsShe/her

amaranthdesires:Tried make my self look prettier. Two panic attacks later I’ve thrown all of it away. No more trying to learn put makeup on this disgusting face. I try. I fail myself and everything is normalShe/her

amaranthdesires:This day is trial by telephone queue. Soo, stretch marks, cellulite, lumps and bumps It’s all normal.

babydollmedina: I’m pretty sure everyone in their momma already thought of this but idc. I wanted to do it too C:Simpified the dress design cause this was suppose to be a quick thing. Plus such beauty and detail requires attention and time and I’m

goddessofidiocy: “not everything has to be gay” oh my god what tf are u watching where everything is gay. what is it. tell me

majestic-peanut: Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute. Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…

help-help: Santana!(and mini angel britt and dave:D) the Satan Santana wears Red-Dress! I really likes santana in female characters:D but… sorry I’m really terrible at draw woman:D…D’oh. it is too difficult to me D:

oh yea and if anyone wanted a link to that depressing negitoro fic i linked it in that last anon ask so u_u

oh and shout out to “yellow m&ms” thank u ivory

windows95c: historiabby: leadhooves:noctphilia:I know I just reblogged this but it made me laugh so much that I had to do it again?????? windows95c a classic

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