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bluemurderbunny: when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically
woodofgreenleaves:yo like old people give our generation so much shit for being rude and disrespectful butin my 5 years of working at a fast food restauranti have never once, not ONCE, been abused or spoken rudely to for any reason by a young person.You
sekushisaido: wifestache: From the other night: A stealth BJ before getting into the shower. Taken via my mobile. We had guests at the time so I had to be fast (usually not a problem ;-)) and quiet. Lily: You had me at boobs.
sillyxgirl: I hate that so many deaf dogs get dumped at shelters. It’s really not much more work and dogs can pick up on hand signals just as fast as vocal commands. Cutiee
menupedia: Menu #7: Yangnyeom ChickenKFC…Korean Fried Chicken! Korean fast food at its finest. The chicken is not only fried once, it’s fried twice so it’s crunchier, and then seasoned with a sticky sweet and spicy sauce (i.e. mainly gochujang
wandamaxmioff: wandamaxmioff: Okay so many of you know about Ramadan, the month in the islamic calander where every muslim who’s not travelling, pregnant, breastfeeding, diabetic or on their period or is ill or elderly has to fast from dawn until
lances63: Not just holding it. Rubbing it. Teasing it. Slow strokes. Fast strokes. Getting so much pleasure from it.
onlyblackgirl: racial: taquito: im so mad i cant find that moose literally going 100 mph thru snow gif They should not be able to go this fast considering how big they actually are.
woodofgreenleaves: yo like old people give our generation so much shit for being rude and disrespectful butin my 5 years of working at a fast food restauranti have never once, not ONCE, been abused or spoken rudely to for any reason by a young person.You
highcaloriethoughts: Do not Date people like me. I will take you to buffets, and fast food joints, and feasts, and encourage you to eat the most fattening foods so that you can never wear last year’s clothes without feeling the breeze brush against
itsjust-sav: recklessadventures: fast-and-fit-sam: The tumblr app keeps fucking up and overlaying the same picture of a kitten over other posts but it’s so wittle and adorable I’m not even mad itsjust-sav isn’t this hermione?? she’s taking
sillyxgirl: I hate that so many deaf dogs get dumped at shelters. It’s really not much more work and dogs can pick up on hand signals just as fast as vocal commands.
elendilya: thatscienceguy: The Vampire Bat is the only species of bat that has retained its ability to maneuver on land, not only can they walk on land but they can also hop and run at surprisingly fast speeds! omg its so cute
tamwah:Im not an expert so please take this with a grain of salt but every time we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss i swear i can fly. Can’t you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last. Need you by my side.. cause every time we touch
niuniente: animentality: robotlyra: ladypalerider: asukaskerian: hotforpunks: OH MY GOD laughing so hard i’m crying a little holy shit NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E [REVVING INTENSIFIES] “Gotta go fast-” “But
I be wanting to tell that nigga I love him so bad but it’s way to early lol he already said it but I’m not gonna do that just yet lol. I love to damn fast n he got a nigga moving different like I’m looking for places closer to him n shit. Like ugh
virxe: mysharona1987: There is no part of this diatribe that is not amazing or 100% true. I never understood the whole wanting to raise the minimum wage for fast food workers until I was one. They had me working 39.5 hours a week so they didn’t have
vividvivka: -The following is a special message by the Fhloston Travel Bureau.-Summer is fast approaching, so why not save your credits, take a hovercab to your nearest spaceport, and blast off on a trip toward the pleasure cruiser Fhloston Paradise,
pclyjuicepotion: “Harry kicked his legs so hard and fast it felt as though his muscles were screaming in protest; his very brain felt waterlogged, he couldn’t breathe, he needed oxygen, he had to keep going, he could not stop…”
fuzzyimages: treadlyandme: I’ve said it before: downhillers have something not quite right in their heads… …but I’m so glad that there are people in the world like her. sweet! I’ve been that fast on a road bike, and it was scary. No where
turning66fem: Time goes by fast. Not always easy but so worth it
sociallyawkwardjocelyn: fnark-oreo: thankyouforthedildos: Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it. i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing
y-u-so-gian: theanti90smovement: right now a baby is being born right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can life goes on Hopefully this is not the same person
onefitmodel: sillyxgirl: I hate that so many deaf dogs get dumped at shelters. It’s really not much more work and dogs can pick up on hand signals just as fast as vocal commands. LOOK AT THAT FACE
chemicalguys: Can’t wait for summer to come back so I can’t start detailing some cars again. This blue came out awesome with @chemicalguys #jetseal and #5050 wax. If it’s not fast, at least make it look good!! Lol. #chemicalguys #mustang #5pointslowww
seducingdinosaurs: I do not think I have ever fallen this hard, this fast for someone before. AWWWW EM NO WAY REALLY AWWWWW YOU AND H ARE SO CUTE
jakemalik: y-u-so-gian: theanti90smovement: right now a baby is being born right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can life goes on Hopefully this is not the same person
bad-ass-fat-ass: thatscienceguy: The Vampire Bat is the only species of bat that has retained its ability to maneuver on land, not only can they walk on land but they can also hop and run at surprisingly fast speeds! This is so cool to watch.
losershawty: im the type that needs constant attention from the one i want or else i lose interest fast I’m the type that gives constant complements so that not gonna say mine but my love knows she’s appreciated
loverofincest: My husband and daughter thinks I don’t know what they get up when “I’m not around” or “fast asleep” but I know, I don’t stop because it makes so wet to think my daughter being fucked by her daddy. Someday I’ll join the
smileandsuckitup: captalias: My school’s financial aid office is literally telling us to stop eating lunch so we can pay for our education. What the actual fuck. It’s telling you not to eat fast food dumbasses
heavyblueballs: ”.. She had promised he could cum and was now encuraging him on “faster, faster boy or you might not make it” - Too little friction and a clock counting down way too fast. Or so it seem…”