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“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D. kind of way.” One of my real-life friends suggested a “crazy for you” line with Henry a long time ago, but I can’t remember which one, sooooo… This is me not
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
*SCREAMS* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE A TEASER TRAILER FOR SERIES THREE. I REPEAT: WE HAVE A TEASER TRAILER FOR SERIES THREE. Yeah, sorry I’m a bit slow on this, but I’ve been reading The Cuckoo’s Calling (which
I didn’t make a graphic since it’s not Sherlock, but I’m posting anyway because it’s still Benedict/Martin. And also because it’s hilarious.
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.”
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
WE HAVE A TRAILER FOR THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. I REPEAT: WE HAVE A TRAILER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
“I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.â€
“I want you to ‘meat’ my ‘dagger.’“
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.â€
“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.â€
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.â€
“If I inhaled Project H.O.U.N.D. fog right now, you not loving me would be my fear hallucination.â€
“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates will never be wrong.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“My love for you is so strong, not even Sherrinford could contain it.”
salmonking: sarahfu: not-quite-normal: So Katy and Carororo let me in on their animated Sherlock handcuff shenanigans! Poor John did not think this through. Oh my gosh this is amazing! ADORABLE. HOLY COW. Those little expressions! So much d’aww!
not-quite-normal: So Katy and Carororo let me in on their animated Sherlock handcuff shenanigans! Poor John did not think this through. Can never not reblog. This animation is flawless.
sherlock what are you doing you have your own phone and you’re not even sending these texts you’re just typing c'mon man
not quite as much time spent on this as the first, but i hope it’s adequate gosh john your butt soglideaway: You should do another Libraryofsol fanfic fanart doodle because the last one was absolutely beautiful. May I suggest the last part of the
