not present
NSFW Tumblr
find not present on porn pin board
not present clips
Birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year
….you told your brother he was a cyborg just so you could run the business? Is this the distant future version of telling a sibling they were adopted? Because this take it to a WHOLE new level
ivyblossom: annanymousss: My family runs a dachshund rescue and, well……..this is usually what it looks like I do not have an abundance of dachshunds on my person at present. Clearly I have made all the wrong life choices.
shining world of the seven systems
aintborntipycal: David and Billie, National TV Awards ‘06
awesome-picz: Russian Miner Spends His Breaks Taking Photos Of Foxes In The Arctic Circle
susurrations: #i don’t think i can put into words just how pivotal this moment is #because for so long we’ve been presented this female Chinese-American Watson and decided not to question it #“why is her last name Watson? because her father’s
askaqueerchick: Presents are nice and all, but let’s not forget about the REAL reason for the season: Persephone’s descent into the underworld.
lightshadowverisimilitude: I just got home from seeing Wonder Woman. I was in tears for half the movie: Diana was never once presented as a sex object, she was never sidelined, her thighs shook, and she is a fighter. Not just a girl who can be dressed
sirjefetheboss: digoxin-purpurea: apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about
dykeiel: lieutenant-sapphic: can’t BELIEVE rose tyler married captain america. what a rebound huh Kora,,, Billie Piper married the radio presenter Chris Evans not captain America Chris Evans oh my god I’m fucking crying
just-shower-thoughts: The Straight Pride Parade is like a rich kid complaining that he’s not getting presents on someone else’s birthday.
misterandry: being a woman is just constantly hating your immediate present self and then looking back and hating your past self for not appreciating your beauty and opportunities at that time and it just goes on like. forever
taraljc: lifehacksthatwork: As someone who hates wrapping presents, I found this really helpful holy shit. not only does it save paper, but the patterns line up! that’s hella swanky.
goddamnitkastle: goddamnitkastle presents: A thread of Kastle cliches we should have gotten/gotten more of but we were untimely robbed of them and I will probably not get over it any time soon Source of original post linked here
hotasianamy: This is not exactly a set of panties, but it does an excellent job of highlighting the most important part of a woman - The Cunt! What they say about “Presentation”! -amy
asistersspeciallove: A mere card isn’t good enough for my sister Laurie, she chooses to present her Valentine personally. Sis really loves to make Valentines a very special day for me!! She does not believe cards or candy or flowers are enough to
ashefoxx: If you ever want to buy me a present, here’s my amazon wishlist. I can send you some custom photos featuring whatever you’ve bought me (plus the rewards that are already listed beside each item) :3 Please do not delete my caption or self
amroyounes: Growing up, my most fond memories was visiting abandoned places with my brother. To this day, if opportunity presents itself, I bring my camera and take a few pictures. These are not my work ofcourse, but I hope you enjoy the visual beauty
fasterfood: u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
ktullynax: narcolepticbunny: vy2cool: kristrauma: Not sure you all know this, but Ramsay returned to Amy’s Baking Company, and that episode airs in 6 days (April 11, 2014) IT’S AIRING ON MY BIRTHDAY??? THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER HE WENT
what-about-the-beatles: This is Mura, my grandfather’s cat. And my grandfather thinks she is the best thing since sliced bread. So, could you, maybe, reblog this beast’s photo to show him that he’s not alone. And I will just present this post to
caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang “And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!” I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until
shrimpwonder: sinvraal: persian-slipper: anathemarmotqueen: Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS. I swear to
joshpeckofficial: joshpeckofficial: YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND CHRISTMAS TIME IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE YEAR I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH IT’S NOT EVEN THE PRESENTS IT’S JUST THE MUSIC AND THE SMELL OF THE CHRISTMAS TREES AND THE SNOW COVERING THE DEAD
dannnylawrence: unlimitedgoats: luxvriously: My anaconda will consider it My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause
I’m not sure if it’s true that you’re supposed to sympathize with her, rather I think the information about her backstory and motivations is presented to make her a more well-rounded and understandable antagonist, but the vast majority
ttotheaffy: Colour calibration test bunny. Hopefully this looks OK on other monitors and I haven’t just calibrated mine so I can live in a happy world where my colours look presentable and not washed out and ugly. (I was so worried about this that
gerwinning: Presenting…. The Super Symphony Fun Time Friends: Steven Universe Deluxe Edition! So I finished it! Feelsgoodman Now I can get back to work! ***Steven Universe is NOT mine!***
panicvision: artemispanthar: [clipped] well I don’t really watch RS I’ve just heard it has plot progression, even if it is formulaic. Anyway, its not so much the plot but the way story is presented and the tone also seems to fit a AT-RS-SU block.
“And [Pearl’s] ears…well if she has ears, which I don’t know if she does because in that one episode when Amethyst presses that thing that makes the really loud *shrieking noise*, Pearl was just like this *imitates the pose*
dou-hong: 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS MEME - 12. Under the Mistletoe Pearl, you are a smooth operator. NOT Winter Wonderland Silent Night Sugar & Spice Winter Wear Presents Naughty or Nice The Grinch A Festivus (for the rest of us) Under the Mistletoe
xxx tumblr
art-killed-the-superstar: Can’t wait for tomorrowI might not have that long i drew rosepearl for r0seuniverse for her birthday! this is very belated but i didn’t actually get to formally present it to her until today, so. here is my gift to you!!
thisclockworkheart: Sapphire presents baby Steven to Blue Diamond. What, that’s not how it happened?@artemispanthar‘s fantastic meme and transparent baby Steven.
mrdraklin: Last, but not least I present to you Blue Diamond.Now people say what about Pink Diamond? but I’d honestly rather get a canon confirmation of who they are before I’d make an animation of it.I feel a bit disappointed by this one. Due to
feranelia: Ash plotted to casually give his present to Gary under a mistletoe.Gary doesn't have the heart to tell him that's actually a holly. WOOPS what do you mean it’s not Christmas anymore it’s still Christmas as long as there are Christmas
gaypokemontrainers: Today, I present to you all a hurried doodle of Morty that may or may not have been inspired by pastel, 90s aesthetic artwork. I should have spent more time on it, but this was very experimental. (Drawn on Painting Workshop / 3DS)
hotselfieheaven: Daddy bought me presents 😍 Hope you guys approve…. (I’m not allowed to wear panty’s) 🙈but they look so pretty!❤️ Sorry Daddy! 💛 you ❤️💍 🌟 Thank you https://loveandkinky.tumblr.com/
bredbeta: littlebottomspoon: Pulling my panties to the side is ultimate presenting to Him. The submissive is not aggressive in pursuing his arousal, but knows that the right invitation will bring that which he desires.
furcreamer: Poor girl’s gotten no one to play with in her past 2 renders. Felt kinda bad for her, so I got her a little something for XXXmas. I’m not sure the present is feeling equally as pleased though… I also got her new displacement maps on
mcaval12: Reblog, follow, make donation: http://mcaval12.tumblr.com/ Submissions: http://mcaval12.tumblr.com/submit Thanks for your “Likes” and comments KIK; (NOT ME IN PIC): MCAVAL10 ( FOR SUBMISSIONS ONLY #GayBlatinoNerdLove Presents:
good-husband:Cowboy wasn’t a fitting enough term for him now. bull-man sounded was closer but still not quite right. You agonized over what to call him until the perfect name presented itself one day. Beefcake.
lepetitdragon: anathemarmotqueen: Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS. AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
greencrook: greencrook: I told my students they could do a presentation on anything they wanted and six of them are going to work on One Direction and now I need to pretend I know stuff about it help For those who are new here you might not know this
chimeraivy: the-more-u-know: l0did0di: ragecomics4you: Land swimming. Omg You are not an athlete unless you have masted the art or land swimming. ‘You can’t swim with water present, it’s common sense ladies and gentleman’
celebsofcolor: Karrueche Tran attends ‘Not the White House Correspondents’ Dinner’ presented by Full Frontal With Samantha Bee at DAR Constitution Hall on April 29, 2017 in Washington, DC.
gettinbusy: Cindy knows that when opportunities are presented it is her job to handle them. She can’t remember if that’s in the job description or not, or if it’s because if it’s just that she does her job so well, but she knows it’s her job
kindahardtopronounce: Uda Dennie from Batam Island, Indonesia, can prove you that spiders are actually not all as scary as you might be used to thinking. 33-year-old photographer presents a series of macro photos, where he captures tiny jumping spiders,
judal-is-my-spirit-animal: lezly-odair: How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
avencri: Mayte presenting her nipples. Image done for a badge that was not used this MFF. But apparently will be ready for AC. So in case my blog disappears, you can find me in the following links! Twitter Patreon My Webcomic Picarto Furaffinity
peachisty: what relationships should NOT be: filled with anxiety, self-doubts, extreme jealousy a one-way thing never stepping out of your comfort zone blantantly forces you to do something you don’t want to do hostile atmosphere is ever-present lack
imagineham: I present to you: Arguably the most adorable picture of Daveed EVER. 🙂 (you gotta at least smile a lil bit at this. I mean… look) Why is a grown man allowed to be this cute???? Damn I can’t not smile when he’s looking this adorable.
yourbadgrrl: The text read: “Are you ready, fuckdoll? I bought you a present. Sir has plans for you. Big plans…” She had to stifle her moan to avoid the questioning looks of her colleagues, but she could not stop the pool of wetness growing between
nightmaker: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYOU AND BAKURA *___* Puh I finished it in time!It’s not the real present! D: My PC crashed as I worked on it and now I have to do it again v_v So this is just a “part” Well.. you’ll see when I’m finished with the
unlimitedgoats: luxvriously: My anaconda will consider it My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you
corgisandboobs: thecatladyy: airyairyquitecontrary: presenting the safest kittens in the world Oh dear god St. Bernards are not real. They can’t be.
![panicvision: artemispanthar: [clipped] well I don’t really watch RS I’ve just heard it has plot progression, even if it is formulaic. Anyway, its not so much the plot but the way story is presented and the tone also seems to fit a AT-RS-SU block.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/882e85bb2dbdc56663897a279d07324f/ed2d787437d3868b-88/s512x512u_c1/117bb9019afa0c7d70fbef52751baca23926113b.png)
![“And [Pearl’s] ears…well if she has ears, which I don’t know if she does because in that one episode when Amethyst presses that thing that makes the really loud *shrieking noise*, Pearl was just like this *imitates the pose*](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d0826a5c4d59075df782b2a3aea7b2ae/22129642cb7badc0-bd/s512x512u_c1/a3a2f2a26b24ade84b268c63d24c0a4ad8238d64.jpg)
