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mystraightfriend:Mystraightfriend.tumblr.com Ok hold the phone, stop the press, do not pass go and go immediately to my FAVORITE’s list!
i’m using a really old phone right now and it’s starting to just do weird stuff constantly and the home button (yes it has one) is broken and now my iPad has started doing weird stuff/not working too so i gotta get a new one asap cuz i can&rsq
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impudentia: “you’re always on your phone” mom my kink blog is not gonna run itself
glitterswitch: New phone means better quality nudes. Just not tonight. Haha. omgaaaaaaawd. you’re so sexy and cute and i can’t wait put my face on your face tomorrow and squeeze your butt.
IT, calling via phone: hi I’m looking for *list of names not including mine*Me: *neglects to mention I told this same IT associate yesterday what my name is and that i have equivalent power as the rest of those people because if the universe throws
princessxleilani: Want naughty pictures and videos of me sent directly to your phone daily? Find out how to subscribe to my exclusive Snapchat! ***Do not delete this caption!***
stella-minerva:So apparently the US military is buying location data about Muslims using Muslim prayer and Dating apps - so to my fellow Muslims: DELETE MUSLIM PRO OFF YOUR PHONES. (If you’re not Muslim you’re free to rb)
“No, Mr. Harrison, my husband’s not home. In fact, he told me that he had a meeting with you in the city. What’s going on? Why are you showing me your phone like that? It’s such a weird image. It’s, like, making me feel all
psy-faerie: MAKE SURE TO TURN OFF SAFE MODE IN YOUR TUMBLR SETTINGS OR PHONE SAFE MODE SETTING OR YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SEE MY POSTS
agentvcampbell: My husband can not be trusted with a camera phone :X Wonder Woman bathing suit!! :)
mumuthelion: Dungeon Island Season 2 Episode 4 (part 2)It has been a hellish week for me last week.Sorry for not replying often, but i am trying my best to reply all messages.let me sum all the answers i get asked a lot.Phone case: they are out of stock
mumuthelion: Dungeon Island Season 2 Episode 4 (part 1)It has been a hellish week for me last week.Sorry for not replying often, but i am trying my best to reply all messages.let me sum all the answers i get asked a lot.Phone case: they are out of stock
lisasparks: My smart phone skills are not the best.
youngstersoles: i took this candid shot of my cousins soles while she was trying to find her phone… she has absolutely the softest feet i know. not the best quality because i tried to take it quick. enjoy! It’s good enough❤️ thank you:)
girlpervert: oh look a pic of me in my undies NOT POSTED FOR MALE ATTENTION Sweet phone cover
dude, youve got 20 minutes after you drop me off on my porch to call me and tell me you made it home safe. not a text, a phone call, i need to hear your voice and verify that you have made it to your house and are safe.
darthziggler:not having a phone is clearly beneficial to my productivity
ghostalebrije: Movie date! Aizawa should be looking down to his phone but I wanted to draw him looking at Mic instead and be a huge gay….. because same….. Mic is too cute to not look at him 24/7. I posted the process for this on my twitter, follow
PS; my new phone arrived. Now I just need the flip cases xwx Until I get those, I’ll be paranoid af about taking it anywhere with me.Then again, saw a doctor today and got this week off. So I’m reeeeeally not going anywhere lol.
unicronkween: Oh my…. not sure if I ever uploaded this one…. but it’s fabulous. O-o the things I find buried in phone pictures.
gallifreyburning: whooliganshenanigans replied to your post: u rock any tips for what to say for phone calls? i’m ok if i have a mental script but to get my point across best I’m not sure what to say at all =( Yes! Here’s a script,
the-andorian-mining-consortium tagged me for a handwriting meme, so here’s a blurry, badly cropped cell phone picture of some stuff I wrote on a piece of paper. My handwriting is pretty bad, but luckily I live in the computer age so its not that
brightbraixen: Popplio + colors I’d like Shiny Popplio to be. I received a lot of messages asking if my Litten pattern could be used as wallpaper, and the answer is yes! Feel free to use these images as your phone BGs! All I ask if that you do not
jagerlovesblink182:Done! For my best friend. First pic was from her dorm. Bad lighting from her phone. But 2nd is when I got home and cleaned it up/colored. Just a joke quick sketch turned into something I’m proud of. Still not a fan of Pokemon but
bryankonietzko: Book 3 buddies (in black & white because my new phone does not like to take photos of screens).
cockandpokeballs: I may not be the best smart phone photographer, but I’m thinking my ass looks pretty good in this one ;)
weaselle:jmtorres:clubtie:I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about. sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment
fffcuk: I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not do my homework
atlassfm: Tomb Raider - Lara Croft“This one’s going into my smut collection“App ENABLED (nsfw) | DISABLED (sfw)Another not-so-nsfw post, but come on, who would like to do this on his phone. I had this idea for quite some time actually, but I
leons-sexy-hairflip replied to your post: leons-sexy-hairflip replied to your post: I’m… idek tumblr phone or something yeahhh, i found out that actually costs money so that might not be the best idea my dad is actually kinda pissed off at me
slugbox: hikari-ai-chi: For Slugbox! Sorry for fanart. DO NOT SAY SORRY FOR THIS. IT IS MY NEW PHONE WALLPAPER.
vixenandkittensadventures: forhispleasures: sassybutclassysub: 💋❤ For science! For health!!! Here! Here! I need my “QC Approved” stamp. Stupid phone not being prepared…
sonqwriters:I really dig my new phone case. instagram | lamesarah (please do not repost without credit)
pretty-knives: “you’re always on your phone” mom my kink blog is not gonna run itself
