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whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD
drstanky: queenbean03:hypable: Time to let it go? ‘Frozen 2’ is not actually in development This seems like a joke, but the Frozen directors actually have no plans to continue the franchise after Frozen Fever. THANK YOU GOD
drstanky:queenbean03:hypable: Time to let it go? ‘Frozen 2’ is not actually in development This seems like a joke, but the Frozen directors actually have no plans to continue the franchise after Frozen Fever. THANK YOU GOD deconfirmed
plenilune: how to make friend not sad tell joke? give thing? follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF? say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly? stare at them until the sad falls off? I DON’T GET THIS HOW
geniusbillionairesassmaster: theperksofdefloweringawall: theairclub: fact: newton died a virgin i guess what went up didnt go down on him this is not the time for jokes I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation
mondegreener: i am literally on at least one electronic at all times this is not a joke
animeadult: takohai: i hate it when i go to a sushi place and they only have low sodium soy sauce like??? what the hecking fuck, do u think this is a joke? i came to ur establishment to feast, not to play your silly little games. next time i will be
illirya-ooc: whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: larissafae: carryonmywaywardstirrup: endmerit: Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off? THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING
straggletag: knowledgeequalsblackpower: i scrolled passed this several times before actually reading it. i’m not used to two white men talking sense… Alton Brown is no fucking joke a legend.
thunderpulse: stormafter: buriedluck: crestfallenreaper: damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not wise words from jake are very helpful Letting go and
luvyourselfsomeesteem: straggletag: knowledgeequalsblackpower: i scrolled passed this several times before actually reading it. i’m not used to two white men talking sense… Alton Brown is no fucking joke a legend. Alton Brown definitely
writingandnerdshit: whales-are-gay: homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time
luvyourselfsomeesteem: straggletag: knowledgeequalsblackpower: i scrolled passed this several times before actually reading it. i’m not used to two white men talking sense… Alton Brown is no fucking joke a legend. Alton Brown definitely is
naturalblkgirlsrock: thenaebyrd777: cassbones: channybatch: When will this madness stop When Leo wins an Oscar. Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon Too funny not to reblog
oceansofbliss: shockingstephen13: She just silenced every white straight boy jokes about women. . that’s not the line thoughthat’s from doctor whoi will correct this every time i see it
geminiofsin: No. No. This is not okay. Her and that fucking joke book. Every time you took more than 3 seconds to do something she’d pull that shit out and start reading it. No. That book can go to hell, even if I did laugh at all of them.
sacaswagea: i am literally on at least one electronic at all times this is not a joke
dragondeviant: somescrub:Just got it in recently~ Hope it’s not too weird. I could have metal claws or something.I’ve always heard the second spine + big boobs joke, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen it represented. Kudos.
thepluckyheroine:sigynrising: But remember that time Ireland was so done with the Eurovision that we entered a turkey-shaped puppet who just screamed GIVE IRELAND TWELVE POINTS to a bass line I MIGHT CRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE IT’S NOT A
sixpenceee: And it is this life insurance commercial called Silence of Love that breaks me down into tears, each and every single time I watch it. I wish I was joking but I’m not. It’s terribly sad. (Watch it Here)
damnnlyssa: mericanfootball: This is a valuable lesson adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
kaleidoscopeheartofmemories: welovesweeran: high-blogging: fucking ellen you guys don’t understand this scene was in Ellen’s show during a time where she was constantly being watched by the media. She was not out yet and was playing a joke on
levilagann: “Yeah, I guess she really made our plans…fall apart?” “No…just, no.” “Wha- but you do it!”“There’s a time and a place for jokes.”“Was this not it?” “No, it just wasn’t very good.”“Well at least I’m trying!”
zarryforeverandever: brendonbrandon: themerrygames: Hey guys the 21st is gonna be someone has had that joke up their sleeve for a very long time OMG THIS IS NOT FUNNY THOUGH
tort-time: shut-your-tits: This is going viral on Facebook right now. There are jokes being made about it, and it makes me sick. Let me educate you guys, and hopefully save a few turtles in the process: 1. Turtles know where they’re going. DO NOT
myrtenaster-rose: “There’s a time and a place for jokes.” “Was this not it?” “No, it’s just wasn’t very good.”
are you fucking kidding meif this is an attempt at a joke it’s not funny, it’s condescending as fuck and incredibly rude regardless of your intentions.the screen on my laptop DOES BOTHER ME that’s why I limit my time online because staring at a