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I’VE TRIED MANY TIMES ON RARE OCCASIONS TO DRAW THIS LITTLE CUTIE AND I FINALLY GOT ONE THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD! MY STYLE AND OTHER ARTISTS’ STYLES TEND TO NOT MIX TOO WELL! THIS ADORABLE CUTIE IS @ask-poison-joke

katyissuperawesome: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happe

Not many know this, but I still do watch the show. And my god. I can not even anymore. Easily my all time favorite moment. No contest.

Although, actually, on the subject of my favorite scenes in things, I think one of my top faves has got to be this bit in the otherwise dead serious psychological horror “Session 9″ where they inexplicably stumble into like 3 seconds of pure comedy

ze-pie: ze-pie:Yall im not even joking every time i see the rupphire kiss screenshot now i burst into tears wtffffffff im calling the police THIS IS STILL HAPPENING FOUR DAYS LATER HWAT THE FUCK!!!!!

I’ve been texting this guy and it’s funny cause every time I make a joke about him he’s like “damn!” cause it’s spot on

incorrect48quotes:Miku: What are we gonna do?Natsumikan: Ah, what are you so worried about? You’re so small they probably won’t even see you.Miku: Is this really the time to be making short jokes?Natsumikan: Miku, it is never not the time because,

abbeyxmae: tramadolmuncha: apathyandambivalence: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventure time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit I need to start watching this show

furrypost-generator: gudroo: not the first time ive seen a dog inside a cobra 👄 this is by far the worst addition to this already bad post y’all….

serfborts: What makes this 10 times funnier is the fact that these were lyrics from a song on her album [before it came out at the time] and not even that she could “rap”. She’s a joke.

animatedamerican: rowanthesloth: brigdh: weiila: whitetigerdemoness: weiila: The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation. ok but you say this….then don’t give

Hi Matty, First time submitting to you. This is not really a pajama. I bought this onsie as a joke because I got a giftcard and there was nothing useful in the store so I got this so the giftcard doesn’t go to waste. And the second I unpacked it and

tzikeh: obstinate-nocturna: cameoappearance: bloodqueenmsk: source: https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/115007729788-Heads-up-for-AT-T-customers In other words, if you’re using an ATT email for your Tumblr account, you need to go change

soubriquetrouge: Another commission done, this time for Maxcen! Not familiar with the show, but they were fun designs to work with. I’ll leave the handshake jokes to your imagination. Art of course by lmsketch. Fullsize on Pixiv

justsayins: barbeauxbot: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: was this movie even real #this movie was the realest not even joking this movie hands-down has one of my favorite fight scenes of all time

katyissuperawesome: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this

searching-for-bananaflies: It’s new year but my tradition of making bad jokes of EU splatfest themes is not over! This time something new, purely visual gags. Again, happy new year 2016! What ever you wish from this year, I hope it comes true. <

Hey bud it's Jackie

modificationeducation: I want to apologize ahead of time for making you watch this. I would just like to warn you all that this is not a joke. I repeat: This. Is not. A joke. She is completely serious. Alright let’s do this: She’s tired of relying

my liege, i be not bovverèd

sorry: Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.

littlekingjulienthings: “average person likes to move it move it” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person does not like to move it move it. King Julien, who likes to move it move it 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn

Chel - Wet - Cartoon PinUp Sketch *happy armadillo noises* :)Another Chel, this time from a different, well not so different :), angle.——————Commissions are closed now. If you want to support me and my art, you can

thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs

tenya: jokes aside, and i can’t believe i even have to say this, but don’t give this website your card credentials. it’s not secure. it’s proved time and time again that your information isn’t as safe as it claims to be, and if the neverending

thebeautyofmoonlight: dudeufugly: do you think someone, as a joke, just constantly gives him lemon juice and Benedict, being the professional that he is, tries to act his way through it every single time, failing miserably? Every single time.

So what I’m getting from this episode is that Sapphire is the feudal lord and Ruby’s the handmaiden.

out-in-the-open: Jensen: He is not joking. I simply forgot that happened because I blocked it from my memory. This actually happened. Another time Jensen was traumatized by Jared’s music choices (x).

tanya-89:I love that I’m not the only one who has tried this But I must have bad picks in men as every time I’ve tried this all I’ve gotten is a quick walk away from the guy or him telling me it’s some sort of joke or trap . This never happens

nongeyegong:moistmale: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit Needed this hey

romancingthelookyloos: funniestpicturesdaily: Not the time for a dad joke. He’s gonna save this transcript and show his child with a tear in his eye, “This was my first dad joke.”

riseofthebigfour: sawebee: zeebeey: sobbing me too this is why i love nicknames. Because then, when it’s serious time, and the person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely

tylerpoo: samswittyusername: cryok: I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC I feel like the amount of times this is on my blog is not legal. Lol, sounds like a total Josh joke.

stupidoomdoodles: Not a comic this time, just some sketches because I didn’t have any jokes up my sleeve sorry guys I suppose LAFS!Vegeta is more open to the idea of having a family, and therefore learned to care for his son faster than in canon. I

alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents: don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware of their weight just don’t

grawly: spoookee: fronk-jaeger: auralisdx: oldroots: type bronies into youtube you get ponies wearing diapers run across your screen im not joking oh you’re shitting me what the fuck is this what a time to be alive its fucking real

romancingthelookyloos: funniestpicturesdaily: Not the time for a dad joke. He’s gonna save this transcript and show his child with a tear in his eye, “This was my first dad joke.”

m7angela: “Identity theft is not a joke,Jim!!”I swear I was drawing Mark’s face off some expression from a video and Hughes off a screencap and THEY STILL LOOK THE SAMEAnd again, I’m really happy Mark has 6 million subscribes already, so

crumplelush:wintercyan:copperbadge:knottahooker:johanirae:Clint Barton is not running out of arrows THIS time“We’re gonna need more arrows.”I love how the fandom comes up with a completely over-the-top scenario as a joke, and then it turns out to

seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.

henny-de-gallo: thabootyscholar: fiftyshadesofmacygray: cheyennecheyenne: xn–pn8h1e: imjihlitmoe: rawnaturalreal: I’m cryinggg 😭 daaaaaaamn this isn’t funny. like the whole trend of this just is not jokes. the only time that kind

harlequinfairy: ok everyone not even joking one time i was walking home from work and one of the roads i take a shortcut down there was literally a pack of cats exactly like this just all chilling together in silence and when i walked past they all

trekheritageposts: vulcannic: vulcannic: vulcannic:vulcannic: vulcannic: vulcannic: vulcannic: 2017 mood 2018 mood 2019 mood 2020 mood i’m not fucking joking this time folks 2021 mood 2022: 2023 star trek heritage post (January 21st,

youtubebabes: 1ahlee: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit valuable life lesson I could watch this show for ever

trophywhore: This is literally the 8th time Porsche has talked about getting married…. And no, he’s not joking either 😕😐 I am in this position as well with Mountain Man but I wouldn’t ever marry him because of the 17 year age difference,

not-just-a-nerd: nadiapintos: I have a lot of feels over this I thought this was setting up for a joke.

krislovestacos: a-sad-guy: greeneggsangraham: saltunderthesea: This broke my fucking heart This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke. I’m crying kaiiloveseveryone

secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your

fightingforanimals: deaddeeds: xxii-mmxi: lifeoftroye: gerardgayofficial: move-on-go-beyond: a-sad-guy: greeneggsangraham: saltunderthesea: This broke my fucking heart This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke.

flomation: thatnutellagirl: quesadillia: fuck-yeah-feminist: sorayachemaly: This should be posted in school hallways. Before everyone gets in a “not all men” tizzy, let’s just remember that high school hallways are filled with rape jokes…

sofudgeaswell: tigerpixie: cystertricia: we-made-a-resolution: weasel-princess: askchrisglennon: mrweaselbee: Take some time to read this. Okay. I’m seriously crying. I’m not joking. I’m tearing up so badly right now. I’m in tears..

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violenceislife: 1ahlee: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit valuable life lesson This show has helped me with so much.

riseofthebigfour: sawebee: zeebeey: sobbing me too this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely

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how do i go back in time and tell my 12 year old self to enjoy her last year of being pre-menstrual because right now i want to slap that little girl for ever WANTING to get her period dumb bitch i swear

proteesiukkonen: This time in characters-presented-without-context: telling bad jokes to a slightly drunk friend while avoiding responsibilities.Not quite satisfied with how this turned out but I like aspects of it so after a lot hemming and hawing I

this one time when i was in majorca my friends got into a fight with their boyfriends and then the guys wouldn’t talk to them so they locked themselves in a room and listened to skyscaper by demi lovato on repeat i’m not even joking and

pinkie’s 120% all about using jokes to cope, but for this incident rainbow uses running to cope. her speed jokes are just to show off, which is NOT ok to pinkie this time. so yeah 22.3 years sounds about right

idontfeellikedrawing:adventuresingay:homosuxual:adventuresingay: ballisticducks:adventuresingay: On twitta Hat_Man_Doo Aren’t you gay though? Not sure how I feel about a gay guy making this sort of joke I make these sort of jokes all the time.

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