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If I even had the audacity to ever imagine a single, once in a lifetime opportunity to be with THE goddess Kiki…something like this undoubtedly is what that result would be!

bjaddict: I wonder how much cum has been on my ass in my lifetime. Probably not as much as on my boobs or in my mouth but it has to be a lot. palazzofeticcio.tumblr.com

thetoonpony: I have to save my ass!… Woah… Never thought I’d be saying that in my lifetime… (Disclaimer time : I do not own the rights to any part of the ‘Shrek’ franchise) I approve of this pun. X3

mikeyelite: barackobama: “Our journey is not complete.” —President Obama that fact that this happened in my lifetime is a blessing

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

slendersummerseve: boysies: No more. I honestly hope that, in my lifetime, rape culture will at least be diminished if not destroyed altogether.

I will never call Donald Trump the president. No one that has ever ran in my lifetime has been a monster with nothing but malice in their heart and absolutely no respect for their country or it’s people. There have been people who I didn’t

So there's this boy...

cavehome: Part of my brain that makes me not do socially inappropriate things: don’t walk across the break room like David Byrne in the music video for once in a lifetime My body and soul:

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding

buying-goth-gf:tfw I will most likely not be able to be part of a group of cute boys who dress as maids and do maid stuff in my lifetime Never say never.

katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME

herochan: mooshoo: I have seen a lot of James Bond movies in my lifetime, tonight I might have watched the best. Skyfall is an absolute masterpiece. It’s not just a good Bond film, it’s an absolutely wonderful film in general. See it. filme do ano

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

wrestlingisbest: Won’t happen again in my lifetime. Not until 1 minute past 1am on January 1st 2101

exhibitionistatheart: bumfinger: breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother

urfavblackgirl: just wondering when it’s gonna be safe to be black

Only tourists & cornballs with no plans go watch the ball drop in Times Square.

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

enigma-himeros: jack-falahee:Happy 26th Birthday, Jack Falahee (February 20, 1989)“We still live in this hetero-normative, patriarchal society that is intent on placing everything within these binaries. I really hope that — if not in my lifetime,

kinkysmut: I have gone through a lot of belts in my lifetime, and not one of them has had it this good.

denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

carryonmywaywardalpaca: denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding

slendersummerseve: cl4wed: No more. I honestly hope that, in my lifetime, rape culture will at least be diminished if not destroyed altogether.

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

gingerkid232: myshadowsheart: fuckingavengers: denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Yes! Finally! I’ve waited for this to show up on my dash! (x) I actually use this as

weakenedupdate: not saying I’m an immortal all-powerful force of nature but I have consumed multiple boxes of Everlasting Gobstoppers in my lifetime.

ishinomori: tainbocuailnge: The Shape of Water (2017) directed by Guillermo del Toro it’s so fucking true what they say about memes being cyclical and constantly dying and ressurecting because i swear to god in my lifetime i did not expect to

urie: brendon urie saying “it’s not a bad dick, let’s be real” with the tone of voice that suggests he is the connoisseur of dicks. a dick professional. having observed many dicks in his lifetime. a dick curator

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

neomah: neomah: Innocent KurokoStraight-forward LuffyClueless NatsumeMisunderstood AladdinBossy CielLonely Shion Okay. Sorry for my randomness again -_- I think I had enough yaoi in my lifetime… Please forgive me if this is not even funny. XD

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding

Tumblr famous, here I come!

weeping-angel-2spooky: brigwife: denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough always reblog Best movie ever!!!!!!!!

fuckingavengers: denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Yes! Finally! I’ve waited for this to show up on my dash!

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

thecapitalhim: denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough I SAY THIS ALL THE GODDAMN TIME

breelandwalker:feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

brigwife: denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough always reblog

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

insomniagrrl: Today has been one of the busiest days off in my lifetime. I need sex tonight…This kind. Hair pulling, frantic, luscious, mind blowing sex!Insomniagrrl.tumblr.com Click original for credit  Not mine. Not yours

ishinomori: tainbocuailnge: The Shape of Water (2017) directed by Guillermo del Toro it’s so fucking true what they say about memes being cyclical and constantly dying and ressurecting because i swear to god in my lifetime i did not expect to

jack-falahee: Happy 26th Birthday, Jack Falahee (February 20, 1989)“We still live in this hetero-normative, patriarchal society that is intent on placing everything within these binaries. I really hope that — if not in my lifetime, my children’s

breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is

slendersummerseve: cl4wed: No more. I honestly hope that, in my lifetime, rape culture will at least be diminished if not destroyed altogether.

carezforme: cares-for-you: kinkysmut: I have gone through a lot of belts in my lifetime, and not one of them has had it this good. Belts and Hitachi how could I not re-blog Omg this is like my number one fantasy….. (via TumbleOn)

bagelmonger: shows that need a second season in my lifetime: shows that ABSOLUTELY DO NOT NEED A SECOND OR THIRD SEASON:

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