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beestiels: me judging big blockbuster movies: ugh again with these tired romance cliches? come on, aren’t we above this? this is gonna suck me reading fanfic: *opens the 700th coffee shop au with unintentional bed sharing i’ve ever read* damn this
thefickleone: Do you ever read a fanfic that is just so good it just sticks with you into days or even weeks after you’ve read it. Like you could be sitting in class or alone in your room and suddenly you’re just like, wow, that was a really good
hrroyalgeekness: Favorite line ever in Worst Cooks in America!
beyoncepatronus:jesus christ imagine working in a literal subterranean vermin infested basement mould growing out every hole working your ass off to convince priests to have a wank in the hopes of not being fed to giant dogs and then ms crowley walks
firegfarchive-deactivated202106:ive had a god complex ever since i could never find my name on those gift shop keychains
boygen1us:CAN YOU PLEASE RB THIS WITH IF YOU BELIEVE IN SOULMATES OR NOT IN THE TAGS??? (I BELIEVE IT MORE THAN ALMOST ANYTHING IT IS TOO SAD TO THINK WE DONT HAVE SOULMATES)
kyotocat: I live my life in widening circles that reach out across the world I may not ever complete the last one, but I give myself to it. I circle around God, that primordial tower. I have been circling for thousands of years, and I still don’t know:
kyljoy-kyl: The only form of anxiety ever talked about on social media is social anxiety. Here’s to the people that aren’t a scared of the presence of others . The people who panic at uncontrollable moments and think they’re dying. The people
Lucy can see everything, She can see forever, and she never sleeps…………not ever.
sometimesyoufly: Oh holy fuck, this is the best AU I’ve ever seen.
lucyripleys: 2/? favorite episodes of anything ever: a new day in the old town (fringe) Be a better man than your father.
serenamidori: pokemonxynews: honedge-the-great-and-powerful: holy crap Ever tried to remember the names of all the Pokemon? Here’s that, but in song. …HE USED THE FUCKING ELEMENTS SONG OH MY GOD IT’S SO PERFECT
crewnex: snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it
dunhamliv: #DO NOT EVER WATCH FRINGE YOU WILL CRY UNTIL YOU DIE
girljanitor: huffingtonpost: Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around. See the full video here. I watched the video and I thought it was great. Because it’s not just like, nice food or whatever,
shutup-and-3at: okay so as my history teacher is handing out our textbooks, he stops and says, and i’m not joking, why did they put Morgan Freeman on the cover. morgan freeman. YOUR HISTORY TEACHER?!
waffle-sorter: iamthewinterassassin:Do you ever just have those specific video games that just starting them up and hearing that intro music and you just feel like you’re home.
straightouttathetardis: “The first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called the Doctor. A man who could change his face. He took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the
making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever
I don’t know why I keep checking the Walking Dead tag when all it ever does is make me mad
Cute Finn Screenshots (not RP)
sheisdrawntothefire: Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week.
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
graceybird: bonaventure-: i keep seeing that birdnana figurine on my dash and people asking where it is/what its from and as your Friendly Resident Gashapon Enthusiast id like to let you know that it is the bananainko series from epoch! not sure where
saraaza replied to your post “If you’re ever down, remember that sometimes the Gems go on ocean…” i still get so amused that that’s their MIGHTY ADVENTURE BOAT. i bet they spent an afternoon at a hardware store trying to figure out
On the subject of unlikely references to cartoons in live-action shows, I always kinda hope to spot a Fillmore! reference in The Walking Dead. ‘cause the current showrunner created Fillmore! so its not impossible it might have a small reference
y'know, I wonder if my opinion on “The Test” was influenced by the fact that while I was watching it my dog Leonard fell asleep with his head on my lap. Like, it’s hard to not be receptive of warm and fuzzy feelings when you have an
cherett: a josephine with her hair down. i know, this is a big shock, coming from me, someone who has never in her entire life drawn josie without her hair in a bun, not ever
I had a bit of a rough day today. Not terrible, and I did enjoy parts, but a bit rough and stressful. But its alright, everythings going to be alrightit would be nice if everything and everyone could just chill for a little bit and for stressful things
I’m not even going to get into how frustrating it is to see people griping about character design who clearly know very little about character design. Particularly regarding designing a character for wide appeal or, especially, designing a character
akron-squirrel:Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this
lgbtiwtv:saw has one of the craziest cases of two same-face white guy main characters I’ve ever seen in any piece of media like I’m gonna cry why tf do strahm and hoffman look like failed clones of the same man 😭
lyanro:turing-tested:why does no one ever talk about being able to physically feel the last thing you copied. like youll right click a url and copy it and be able feel the weight of it like its in some kind of inventoryno but seriously i didnt realize
lousolversons:“We would have to hurt him. Hurt him bad. At the end of it, he might not ever be able to practice law again. He doesn’t deserve that.”Better Call Saul - Something Unforgivable (SE5E10) / Plan and Execute (SE6E07)
NO FUN. NOT EVER.
tragedyinremission: Do you ever just meet one person and at first it is awkward then you start talking and its like “holy shit where have you been all my life”
razorsharpvaginas: IF YOURE EVER SCARED TO TALK TO ME DONT BE BECAUSE ODDS ARE THAT IF YOU MESSAGE ME ILL SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND TAKE 10 MINUTES TO DECIDE THE BEST POSSIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOU BECAUSE YOURE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU
alternative-pokemon-art: Artist A Pokemon with a first responder (ex. a police officer, paramedic, or firefighter) by request. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING THIS, I TOLD MYSELF THAT I WAS NOT EVER GOING TO POST THIS PICTURE UNTIL SOMEONE SPECIFICALLY
hobnob-69:hobnob-69:hobnob-69:hobnob-69:Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slapsOops wait not my houseNot my wife eitherWhere’s my automobile where the fuck am I
great grilled sandwich pesto/goatcheese/avocado/ricotta/spinach I most definitely do not ever reblog food, but wow. Just take it in, and wow.
thecatgod: this does not ever get old
professionalcinnabon: DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS? YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the
do not ever call me a thesaurus.
jediteaparty: arauj0: aangnog: i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever” and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush” also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
beloved-rose: Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read. THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service dogs. They are
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM OHIO
luvisblack:If I want you then you need not ever worry about another. I don’t care how phat her ass is or any other trivial BS. You’re the only one I have eyes for. This is a hard concept for some. #LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG
birds-and-friends: Ever wondered what a Sooty albatross sounds like? Gough Island Restoration
hiddenarithmetic:No fun, not ever.
tf2maelgwyn: starry-dawn: tf2maelgwyn: greyspyandredsniper: abluspy: servomascherato: froowaffles: AHAHAAA FUCK YOU ENGIE’S A HOT MOTHER HUBBARD. ^^^ Blasphemy. Engineers are magnificent. To who ever made this; Engie is fucking adorable. So
best april fool's joke ever
slit-my-wrists: This picture should have more then the amount of notes it has, this shows us that not ever thing is “picture perfect” and that behind that smile and those eyes there is fear. So I beg you to please reblog this instead of a pair of
equiuszahhak: seizon—senryaku: animelaserdisc: presidentjonesco: Obama’s odds of winning the election if it were held today have plummeted from a peak of 98.1% two weeks ago to a 56.1% chance now. This election is definitely not going to be an
lizywkim: starryeyedlunatic: fucksociety95: this picture should have more then the amounts of notes it has, this shows us that not ever thing is “picture perfect” and that behind that smile and those eyes there is fear . So i beg you to please
iwantineedthebooty: bronzewitch30928: appropriately-inappropriate: starcrossedcherik: bootleg-firework: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead
congenitaldisease: Hank, a well-loved family pet from Northern Ireland, has been seized after an anonymous member of the public reported him. Not for his behaviour, but for his appearance. He has been seized under the ridiculous law that is BSL. His