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Hahahaha, sock garters. They will never not be funny to me.

thehouseofillrepute: Oh goodness me, what a well endowed gentleman.

Outside of our usual time purview, but weird enough that I had to share. Shared with me by a reader, thank you darling.

“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”

masterskitten2: *As I hide myself after play time with Master he takes a photo and says* “dont be shy princess …. Be proud of your pleasure” :3 @master-lasko ❤kitten kazumi ( not actually me in the photo)

thosenaughtyvictorians: Outside of our usual time purview, but weird enough that I had to share. Shared with me by a reader, thank you darling.

“ohai… just updating the blog’s queue today…”-totally me. For reals.

good-dog-girls:This is me! I, uh, don’t do pictures like this too often, but this one fits your blog! Thanks for all the lewd pics you share, Imma go blush now <~< this is not actually me? This is a submission from another blog, and something

good-dog-girls:This is me! I, uh, don’t do pictures like this too often, but this one fits your blog! Thanks for all the lewd pics you share, Imma go blush now <~< ^^^ this pic is not actually me, tumblr fucked up a submission for some reason.

literalnobody: An update on Gabi’s love of youtubers: she has discovered markiplier Same Gabi… I’m trying to find me too

Hi my sexy sweet followers…I hope everyone had a nice weekend…my role play will start in a half hour to hour…have a few more things to finish up…packing for the beach!!!!:):):) I am not actually getting tied up in this role

behindthecurtain15: Not actually me in pic, but the rest is true. YIM: cmdmp42013

abitknoxie: Model: Julia Lorenzini <3 Tried photoshop again… Not super happy with the results but that’s mostly due to the crappy artificial light these were taken in… D; More pictures of actually me. These turned out quite nicely; my compliments

Lol this is me. >_>

i actually forgot we’re having a hurricane today LMAO

no: ok this one is actually me

Me: Uggghhh this drawing sucks, the lineart is terrible, the colours didn’t come out at all like I wanted, and the anatomy is all wrongMy supportive friends and followers: Wow, this is actually really goodMe: FUCK YOU, IT’S NOT

Pretty sure I’m not actually this thick irl… Private blog | Wishlist

cudl: monstror: reidsass: friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.

harryshippudge: you know whats wayyyyy easier than writing? scrolling through tumblr for hours and hours and tangentially thinking about your WIPs but not Actually working on them

manywinged:i’m not even “want to hold a hand” touchstarved anymore i’m “daydreaming about someone coming up behind me and pressing their entire body up against mine as they take my hands and lean over my shoulder to show

scalproie:I hope I’m not just a blog to you guys but also a gateway to acquire secondhand knowledge of medias you’ll never get into

ashstfu:i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

anguishmacgyver:ah yes. the classic “I can’t sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That”. so I’ll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again

I’m so horny I could cryI gave myself 3 cummies but it doesn’t seem to be enough. I guess it’s different when someone else makes you cum? I wouldn’t know though. I wanna be edged and made to cum so much that I’m not actually

Actually...I just want to be pounded.

gravitationaltimothy: Don’t date me, not even once

Not the most flattering shots of me, but VERY good shots of Beyonce, a classroom pet 💖💖💖💖

jessalrynn: mairzydotes: i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me. she tried to take me away from my (catholic bisexual)

dashing-knight-lancelot: gekithereviewer: yarnandkoopashells: artemispanthar: I’m actually really looking forward to the new TMNT cartoon coming out in a few months. I was skeptical at first but I do REALLY like the character designs and art style

dance-like-a-tree: okay but seriously what’s with Steven’s voice in those commercials did his voice actor hit puberty I mean seriously what happened I’m almost positive that’s not actually Steven’s VA. It doesn’t really sound

also in that AT clip Jermaine kinda sounds like Greg to me but I’m assuming he’s not actually voiced by Greg and that’s just my SU-centric brain talking…

that made me think “do scallops even produce pearls?” and it turns out they do (just like other bivalves) but I also found out that certain types of scallops produce a non-nacreous pearl called a scallop pearl or a Lion’s Paw pearl. Apparently

do you ever just sit there and think you’re not good enough for anyone to really actually like you or even love you for more than a few weeks and that you’re not good enough at anything to make an actual career out of it so your whole life you’re

tissueboxcomics: A dumb demon knight thing I spent way too much time on today. -Leslie

ringofbees: Me: wow I’m so fucking gay Someone: but aren’t you pansexual? So technically you’re not actually- Me: wow I’m so fucking gay

ineffableboyfriends: What if Mizuki actually loved Koujaku all this time? ;__;

ammvnitixn: Keen for hellaweeeeen(not actually me)

I actually had a lot of fun yesterday at the bowling alley. We were supposed to plan the Christmas party thing, but we didn’t really do that. We bowled and had fun and laughed and talked some and it was actually nice, and not as anxiety inducing

scrapironflotilla:bandit1a:captain-price-officially:U-118 washes up on the southern coast of England, 1919A caption raising more questions than it answers…It’s not actually that strange an event.After the end of the war the Germany had to

tinymaw: me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell

language-flower: “I want to learn so many languages!!!” I say as I continue not to work on any of the ones I’m actually studying

xydg: casual reminder im not actually that pale and groce

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not actually food

IM GETTING VERY STRESSED OUT, I CANT STOP EATING AND DARFIN IS TOO BUSY WITH DARK SOULS TO GIVE ME ATTENTION

midnightdroog: when people who think that you are mad when you are not actually mad and any statement you make to the contrary just makes you look mad and then you actually get mad because there is no way to prove that you are not indeed mad

actually though ive never been this unmotivated in my life and im not a particularly motivated person pls help??????///??

ringofbees: Me: wow I’m so fucking gay Someone: but aren’t you pansexual? So technically you’re not actually- Me: wow I’m so fucking gay

That feeling when you want to find all the tracks and traces of a Diablos for research but not actually find the damn thing

codependentbrothers: how dare you reblog something of mine and not leave detailed tags describing what you think about my post and your innermost dreams and desires along with your blood type and last four of your social how dare you

cal-i-born: A <really> quick doodle I did for Ikimaru’s Merstuck AU which I LOVE Feferi gets ahold of Eridan’s scarf and gives him a hard time her face looks meaner than I meant it to whoops she’s not actually being mean. (also please

typovision: I may hate your ship with a burning desire to never lay my eyes upon it but I will never spam your tag or send you hate because I’m actually a decent person

also lmao that Selena/Lucina/Corrin post was made up by me btw. when you have Selena meet Lucina during her amiibo hero battle the convo is different heheh

i may or may not be making an AU where jaune is tricked into working at a cafe by sun and neptune and has to wear a bunny suit

There are so few of my lover’s friends who come over to visit and actually acknowledge my presence. They speak to him, but not to me. They greet him, say goodbye to him, but not me. They are all men.

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