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luv2riskpg:When she walked in on me masturbating she immediately said Nope! That’s my job, daddy. She then jumped on me, straddled me, reached down and grabbed my precumming cock and slipped it into her moist, tight little pussy. She rode me until came,
candy-by-steve: bogjavelfan: That’s my mom! Nope…this is me, Candy, and rest assured, this pussy was not your portal to the world! THE RETURN OF CANDY! Quite a few people wrote in to ask what happened to candy and steve. The old blog accidentally
sekushipaichi: kang0123: sekushipaichi: Does this make me naughty or nice? ’~’) Trying out some presents from my wishlist! Video xD Nope, that’s what your imagination is for!
Nope. And that’s ok.
stkidd: THIS FIC THOUGH
sgedioxide: mikkoukun: thedreamvirus: Nope! You’ve been here before. happens to me alot The struggle ish realz
luxxy-chan: montate-en-mi-bici: Is that Jada fire? Nope, it’s me! :)
lovelykaz: I told myself “don’t get attached”,but in my mind I play it back,Spinning faster than the plane that took you. :( :( ;( No no no.
cultono: suzzannnn: anothergoth: thelonius: That’s cool….. //opens door Witches: “… >:( “ Me: NOPE //CLOSES DOOR Me: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE //RUNS AWAY MOTHER OF CHRIST “What’s in here? Sorry, ladies, don’t mind me…”
rilanoona: youcannot-tamethegodof-mischief: Bonus Hulk… Someone take my laptop away from me now kay. loki’s last nope. thats my favorite nope.
faceless-husband: partygirl31: You naughty boys always want that… Can you blame us??? Nope….. Make me beg more….. I beg of you…!! See there you have me begging again.
I can’t be the only one that thinks it’s really fucking weird to publicly post your GPA right
Ugh no no nope i wont fall for that perfect face. Nope ugh so not handsome. iloveyou
The fact that Channie suddenly looks like a man to me when he’s the maknae omg I cant
BITCH I WOULD NEVER THROW FLOWERS THAT YUYA GAVE ME ON THE FLOOR
slothmaxi: (just a note: that’s not blood, it’s paint. I used the same paint/technique for another post and sometimes people ask me if I use blood for these kind of pages. Nope, it freaks me out so fuck no. I Googled how to mix the right colors.)
reraizure: Hold by Reraizure Nope, the guy who tied those guys up (that’s me ;) ) is not on the picture. I tied them up in this position an the photographer (Daniel Black) took the picture. Ususally I don’t want to ruin a perfect image by shoving
Muahaha so guess who has WiFi that actually connects? THE DOCTORS OFFICE Is it a reasonable speed? NOPE IT’S SLOW AS SHIT Are they gonna kick me out for loitering an excessively long time after my appointment? SEEMS PRETTY UNLIKELY BUT IF THEY
redmacha: sumisa-lily: letsgoforahike: Let’s Go For A Hike Nope! Looks like fun to me…let’s go! I said nope! To get me to cross that you would have to knock me out and then drag my unconscious body behind you all the way to the other side.
jeza-red: There! The Adventures of a NOPE Hunter! Tine in this week for some fluffy fix-its!
sincerelykaotik replied to your post “I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being…” Nope, not me. I can handle it for like 30 minutes. Then I lose my mind if I dont do something about it. Hahah the only problem with that
lmfao im not on welfare and i dont get any govt money, never did. how did my posts about not being able to get disability money suddenly turn into me being a welfare queen, i thought my point was that i WASNT ABLE to get money (???) also nope thats not
kaciart: umocanavarum-deactivated2015040: Then one of the ponies took fright at nothing and bolted. He got into the river before they could catch him; and before they could get him out again, Fili and Kili were nearly drowned, and all the baggage that
kiwiitin: One of the kisses was a indirect by drinking from the same glass (because I’m a dork like that). I wanted to make a happier end but damn it, I just couldn’t get this one out of my head (I blame hurtanminttu for encouraging me to run
Also, being called miss for half an hour was just enough to give me intense gender dysphoria that I’m probably not going to be able to shake off for the rest of the day.
areyoutryingtodeduceme: HEY YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE TEAS I MADE FOR THAT ONE POPULAR FRANCHISE? AND THEY WERE SUPER POPULAR AND LIKE EVEN THE ACADEMY AWARDS MENTIONED THEM? AND THEN LAWYERS WERE LIKE “OOPS, NOPE.”Well I fixed them so the lawyers
I love how a new marvel movie comes out, I go into it gung ho full of ships and headcanons and all that good stuff, and then the fandom does things that remind me that nope, I’m better off just talking to my friends about stuff and keeping it to
priestmahad:ur-pet-dragon:priestmahad:I love when people take an obviously romantic queer relationship and put it as “just close friends” and the creators are like “lmfao nope they are together”i can only think of destiel right now
Going thru a folder on my computer that is just labelled Imagesand let me tell your its a trip.
ravennalust: I like to try on new clothes and get off in them in the dressing room, does that make me weird? Nope.Just hot as hell!
Me, earlier: “I wanna go buy nomsies. But I’d have to log off my creator for that so my Amistr won’t starve. But if I log her off, there’s a chance that when I come back, someone else has shown up at that spot.”Me, now: … Nope. Imma do
raptorific: Ever since I did my post about how Thomas Jefferson would go to hell, people have been like “can you do Andrew Jackson too” to which my answer is a resounding HELL NOPE. That dude will LITERALLY MURDER ME and the fact that he’s dead
bunnywith: castielismycherrypie: lozzasa: dr-what-son: plaidsunglasses: gallifrey-feels: lagio: i always reblog this, it’s so fucking gooood uh, no, nope. This just reminds me of that comic. you know the one it’s cool i didn’t need to
jaclcfrost: like i try to be accepting of all pairings but certain ones just. nah. nope. no thanks. no thank u. u can ship that all u want. just keep it away from me. far, far away. don’t want to hear about it. don’t want to see it. keep it away
notyourfavoriteartist:Has this been done yet? Probably. Will that stop me from drawing it? Nope. Reminder that I still love these two, and I want to draw more Scott Pilgrim crossovers.
crocodilepatronus: llanuwchllyn: Excuse Me is this where I start the conversation? HA! I see you follow me! I follow you,too! maybe we should tal- fuck a;sdfjkjhjhfjhaartuiygfhfgabortmission Nope. wow this is the most accurate post of how
koujaku saying aoba’s name more like lmAO NOPE STEP ON MY THROAT AND STAB ME IN THE KIDNEY.
can someone pls explain to me what’s so great about mizusei. it’s literally the only dmmd ship i can’t get behind and it’s killing my whole ‘i ship all the ships’ vibe ya feel.
anarmyofmuffins: blessyourpointylittlehead: Serve me all beverages in a beaker so that when people ask what I’m drinking I can say “science”
geneticallydead: HNNNNNNNNG
godinthabuilding: plotprincessss: brainiacmcd: plotprincessss: anaisfokoua: 🍑いのち🍑 Nope 👀 Dem too bloodclot brave fi me ^ they trust anything Fuck all of that If that bitch derail you gone die.
prettyboyshyflizzy: itsjust-insanity: I wonder if bae will spit his cum in my mouth Oh lord, please grant me a nigga that’s down with the reverse snowball Nope! flag on the play personal foul player asking future male partner to do unconscionable,
coagulates: condom: i would be out of there as soon as i saw it coming at me like that the FUCK?? shes somethin else.. I LIKE WANNA PUKE Nope
eccentric-nae: beautifulsdot: nope: stayingwoke: Today in, “You Fucked with the wrong judge” News. Judge removes 2 people, calls them clowns during local woman’s sentencing for deadly DUI crash. That “Try It” was everything. “Not in courtroom
0ceanatic: Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is that just me?
my cintiq tablet has been bugging out on me lately and i’m pretty sure its my cables being worn out after 4 years of use so i bought replacements ….hopefully that’ll fix the problem…
Holidays suck in general to me, but everyone around insists I ‘get into the spirit’ … yeah, right. No thanks. I work retail. The ‘spirit’ is apparently a bunch of assholes that never walk into a bookstore at any other time of year coming
…. can you possibly prove you don’t listen to a word that comes out of my mouth any better? Me: *pulls bottle of juice out of fridge and sets on counter* “Mmm, my juice.” *continues poking around fridge* “Nope, don’t see your mushrooms,
luv2riskpg:When she walked in on me masturbating she immediately said Nope! That’s my job, daddy. She then jumped on me, straddled me, reached down and grabbed my precumming cock and slipped it into her moist, tight little pussy. She rode me until I
luv2riskpg: When she walked in on me masturbating she immediately said Nope! That’s my job, daddy. She then jumped on me, straddled me, reached down and grabbed my precumming cock and slipped it into her moist, tight little pussy. She rode me until
raptorific:Ever since I did my post about how Thomas Jefferson would go to hell, people have been like “can you do Andrew Jackson too” to which my answer is a resounding HELL NOPE. That dude will LITERALLY MURDER ME and the fact that he’s dead
squided: I don’t even understand my own method of blogging. Sometimes I find a post that makes me literally laugh out loud and I just forget to reblog it and sometimes I see a post that I wouldn’t even want to reblog and my hand is like “lol nope
ssstrangeparking: Am I the only one that didn’t know what a bath bomb was until like 2 weeks ago?
do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv
wardkea: Day 7. Someone that inspires you (I got you fooled if you thought that was me. Nope! This is my twin brother Hunter. I’m older than him by 5 minutes but I look up to him so much.)
sexy-uredoinitright: my-sexual-world: Thought having a sex blog was going to help me with my sexual frustrations but nope just makes me sad that everyone else is having sex but me. hahahah.. wow it’s not just me….
xekstrin: infamousr: Alright, some of ya’ll don’t understand Symmetra’s primary weapon and maybe you’re underestimating how deadly she is, so let me lay it down for you: Symmetra’s Primary Fire starts at a low-low 3DPR (damage per round) the
Wow I really butthurt that he text me he misses me earlier in the week & just dropped me like I ain’t shit :/
