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Wankers never die. Too much anon haikus being sent. Can’t get to the bottom of my messages. Stop.
life: WATCH OUT! — The World’s Most Dangerous Animals Let’s state the obvious: You’re not going to want to get super cuddly with this cat… Tigers can be temperamental — one notoriously mauled Roy Horn (of Siegfried & Roy) during a Vegas
Some of my favorite activities include staying inside and not going outside.
Why life? You can be so beautiful, but...
druzy: westcoast-mermaid: NO THIS CAN NOT BE FOR REAL Fuck you
orangekissess:I did it. I’m in a new house. And yall I know it’s so corny but I honest to God can not emphasise enough that I wouldn’t be here right now if it wasn’t for everyone’s support. Financially, emotionally, physically, no matter what
What I do not understand is people comin to me with fuckin shit constantly on my day off as if I were here with my nametag, walkie, and business casual. Bitch no. You can treat me like the MOD when I am the MOD. Customers I expect to know better and still
kaguramutsuki: i really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive there is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content
silkyandsoft: dom1natus: No, you can’t… not yet… X
joshua-wright: Personally I draw the line at centaurs. No, you can’t be centaur. It’s just not practical, guys. c:
onlyshecums: No, you can’t cum inside me… not until our anniversary… next year.
princeofbadassery: No, you can’t just post that and then not show what happens!! Because it’s beautiful!
urulokid: urulokid: poutineisdelicious: xekstrin: majere636: arachnofiend: marapetsrules: bobfoxsky: “You fool. No man can kill me.” How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird? Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this
healiing: you do not need to constantly justify yourself. go ahead. eat pancakes. eat a ton at dinner. eat ice cream sundaes at 1am. take a rest day. take six rest days. sleep in. watch a movie. watch ten movies. no explanations needed. you’re allowed
seductivelioness: butta39206: andthisismy: im just sayin 👋✋👋✋👋✋👋✋👋✋👋 ^^ No you may not 👋👋👋 that. Only one can. 😏
Look, Frank. This is the way I like to lay out in the sun. I don’t like tan lines. If you can’t handle it, I’m sorry. But this is the way it’s going to be. And, No. You do not have the right to tell your mother “go put some
enchanted-dystopia: unposeur: muredraws: “White people: your privilege lives in the fact that you can be outraged, horrified and upset about tonight. But you are not afraid.” - Jazmine Hughesthought this was a super poignant, important
elvendashears: WHAT! by Elvendashears omg! can’t stop doing mikasa selfie things~! darn that cover XD Cause this is how i ship them :) Most people in the fandom now are “WHAT” XD and the rivamika fans are in shambles, I say, ship them however you
Poster of a giant Rogue Titan cutout being “set up” in front of the Tokyo Ueno Royal Museum is being used to promote the upcoming SnK exhibition! (Source 1 & Source 2) Though not real, you can see how large it is next to the vehicle
ackercums: Rules for Rivamika week ON INSTAGRAM. :) again, you do not need to make an account just for this. You can tag us ( @cathsjoker & I) on here or message the either of us about it. We will gladly post it on the rivamikaweek IG account :)
Thanks Zan and Rolan (and adi where ever you are) For making me smile (and for Zan making me happy tears -get well) ON THE SIDE NOTE BENTLEY JONES NEWEST ALBUM IS TOMORROW I PRE-ORDERED IT BUT I CAN’T WAIT A WEEK FOR THAT SHIT, I’M BUYING
castrated-slave: bdsm-mark: Candlestick ! If there is no electricity ! :-) Good slave! You can not use anything else. Only the bullet must be cut off!
tisiphon: It doesn’t matter how many selfies people post, I can’t help but picture them as their icons. “I’m a 17-year-old girl-” No you’re not, you’re Roy Mustang.
felkina: “Ngh I promise not to mess around in school anymore teacher! Please pull out! Your dick is breaking me! Your much to big! Huh? No you can’t! Don’t cum in me! I will be good in class I sware! I promise I will Ngh!!!!” (Felkina
trenchcoatinimpala: things you don’t point out about people: acne cuts Scars body hair in places you’re not used to it being??? fat rolls/curves how much/how little they’re eating how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny
alt-j: i am so so so so so so so so s o passionate about music it is honestly my very favorite thing on this entire earth it makes me so undeniably happy and excited how can you just not love it with your entire being
potterwhogleek: will be like: you are not king yet, you royal little shit *george starts singing “i just can’t wait to be king”*
stability: if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough
clestroying: lackabond: parkermurdock: i have spent 4 years searching for this video if you can watch this video all the way through then youre a person who should not meddled with i only last 35 seconds
kellyangel: Read the next comic here Magical girl is not something you can retire from ….
laureninlilly: awwww-cute: You’re not leaving me behind, right? bwaaaaa I can’t
thehollywoodjam: do-what-thou-wilt-to-me-drpage: A worldwide tragedy Wow. Judging a song before you even get the chance to listen to it. That seems fair…
amadaun23: “I’m someone that has struggled with alcohol and substance abuse, probably you can say I have an addictive personality, and if I’m not doing that, I have so much energy to focus on music. And also, the aspects to (a solo career)
misterpinkman: “To some, Jim was a poet, his soul trapped between heaven and hell. To others, he was just another rock star who crashed and burned. But this much is true: you can’t burn out if you’re not on fire”
trapghoul: effective feminism is realizing that every struggle is not your own and that you can’t always relate
buildabitchworkshop: psychedelicpaprika: My brother drew alpacas for me he’s 9 I literally can not breath from laughing so hard what is going on in these pictures YOU KNOW WHAT TO FEAR
jopara:the fact that you can work full time in this country and still not afford to live disgusts me more and more every day
jesstowncrossing:ani-oppa-san: ideklukey: caitlinhill: haveigonetoofar: Don’t Be That Guy. Great campaign! Great point! signal boosting the shit out of this you can never NOT reblog this Kinda had to reblog
australiansanta: quirkybrittany: australiansanta: u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice what’s wrong with “xD”? not now quirkybrittany
istillloveparamore: “If you’re not there when I break in, I’m gonna go into your closet just so I can smell your skin”
harley-daddy: hairynipguy: diaryof-alittleswitch: I don’t think I have ever shared this photoset. So, here… Enjoy the lollipop. Yum can I kiss those sticky lollipop lips to taste the flavor lol wink No you may not. Those luscious lips belong
So, my pet sent me this. Because nothing says I love you like an illustration of a corn pot. What the hell is a corn pot, anyway? It’s… a POT! You can make beans, pasta, sauces, soups… and yes, corn. There’s no need
heavyblueballs: ”.. Like my tits boy? Then imagine my nails running down over your heavy swollen balls gentle squeezing them. No, you’re not gonna cum we are just warming up.. yes I can see you struggle. It’s part of the fun boy….”
distantpassion: (…) te sabes la letra pero no puedes oír la música…(You know the words but you can not hear the music).“Dexter”.
distantpassion: (…) te sabes la letra pero no puedes oír la música…(You know the words but you can not hear the music).“Dexter”.
chickenmcnuggies: chickenmcnuggies: the playlist nasa made for opportunity is actually making me cry like N O nO YOU’RE NOT ALONE I realize i probably should’ve added the link to the playlist so you all can cry too
yuuzhanbong: prolifeproliberty: yuuzhanbong: the millennials behind brand twitters are class traitors no you can’t make me change my mind Denny’s social media is the exception to this. they are absolutely not.
Minus 40 is fun because the air becomes thick and you can watch every time you open the door, minus 40 is not fun because I want bread, and it’s cold outside
Me, a known hypochondriac who refuses to use any restroom in the house aside from their own: hey guys I’ll be back in a sec My sister: you’re just making up excuses to not use the bathroom downstairs Me, internally: one of these days my hatred
miguu: She said “If we don’t enjoy each other’s poetry, then there is nothing here. You can not sleep with someone’s body every night and find no beauty in their language.”
bredbeta: No matter how vigorous His use of you find the place of serenity within yourself accessed through unreserved submission and you can not merely endure but thrive in His service.
rapemelikeafaggot: bredbeta: No matter how vigorous His use of you find the place of serenity within yourself accessed through unreserved submission and you can not merely endure but thrive in His service. Serve
moonville: princeofbadassery: No, you can’t just post that and then not show what happens!! Because it’s beautiful! that was the most precious thing ive ever seen omg
omarholmon: “this is not a vague political statement to make my twitter look worldy. There are no t-shirts for this, this is my mother, my brother. I’ve spent my whole life experiencing bloodshed in theory from a comfortable desk an ocean away”
mylustfulpassionsandpleasures: brunetteslutwife: quietcharms: damn proud of that too You can say that again No you’re not
prurire: Be a dear and hold my hair.. No, of course you can’t cum.. not yet.
Also as someone who is fat, you can not deny me my right to objectively calling myself fat. There is nothing inherently wrong in being fat. Stop fucking fatshame. Do I like being fat? No, but that doesn’t mean I won’t try love my body and
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
